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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 28 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
We're repeating ourselves, we did Angela Reyner on page 9 and I'd put Sarah Teather up several pages earlier. Have we mined out already?
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 28 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Speak for yourself Shifty
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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 28 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Speak for yourself Shifty


I know i need to buck up.
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 28 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Why has no one said Gina Coladangelo yet?

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article24395285.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_PAY-Ministers-Thursday-27-May-2021-Downing-Street-London.jpg

I would. Cool

and the bint behind her as well
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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 19:23 - 28 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
Why has no one said Gina Coladangelo yet?

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article24395285.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_PAY-Ministers-Thursday-27-May-2021-Downing-Street-London.jpg

I would. Cool

and the bint behind her as well


Well she looks rather like the man genes are winning.

Mind you a certain Mrs Hancock might be amenable https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/matt-hancock-told-wife-leaving-24405492.amp
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PostPosted: 20:06 - 28 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
Why has no one said Gina Coladangelo yet?

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article24395285.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_PAY-Ministers-Thursday-27-May-2021-Downing-Street-London.jpg

I would. Cool

and the bint behind her as well


No thanks, I know where shes been. Id rather shit in my hands and clap than stir his porridge.
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 28 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pretty sure Nobby did ... Thinking
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 28 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
So I'm going with
"Old Guys I would still do" (shortlisted version):
Harrison Ford (lopsided grin)
Clint Eastwood (the challenge of making him smile)
David Attenborough (posh boy)
Tommy Lee Jones (eyes)
Al Pacino (cheekbones)

Dead old guys I woulda done:
Henry Miller (deviant)
Robert Shaw Wub (eyes)
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PostPosted: 22:38 - 28 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
virus wrote:


No thanks, I know where shes been. Id rather shit in my hands and clap than stir his porridge.


Bet she was doing him with a 24" strap-on called "The Black Mamba". The stuttering little fuck doesn't have a shag in him.
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PostPosted: 03:01 - 29 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
Why has no one said Gina Coladangelo yet?

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article24395285.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_PAY-Ministers-Thursday-27-May-2021-Downing-Street-London.jpg

I would. Cool

and the bint behind her as well


She's married.

That's how.

It's illegal.
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PostPosted: 08:09 - 29 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Why has no one said Gina Coladangelo yet?


I just tried and I couldn't... Now that is a mouthfull Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:20 - 29 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:


It's illegal.


What is?
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PostPosted: 08:25 - 29 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
MCN wrote:


It's illegal.


What is?


Muffin the Mule.
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PostPosted: 04:06 - 30 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
MCN wrote:


It's illegal.


What is?


She should be stoned then.
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 05 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
On the basis that i'm probably old enough to be her grandfather, I really really shouldn't...

https://photoresources.wtatennis.com/photo-resources/2021/07/03/b81b3a09-f5f9-4b3e-ba47-60619cb2de5f/Emma_Raducanu_-_2021_Wimbledon_Championships_Day_6_-DSC_6581_original.jpg?width=1440
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PostPosted: 11:33 - 05 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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On the basis that i'm probably old enough to be her grandfather


No, you really shouldn't!
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PostPosted: 11:37 - 05 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
On the basis that i'm probably old enough to be her grandfather, I really really shouldn't...

https://photoresources.wtatennis.com/photo-resources/2021/07/03/b81b3a09-f5f9-4b3e-ba47-60619cb2de5f/Emma_Raducanu_-_2021_Wimbledon_Championships_Day_6_-DSC_6581_original.jpg?width=1440


Not gonna lie, when I am old as shit if I got the chance to dip a hot 18+ year old girl I am going to take it. When I am on my death bed I won't be thinking "ahhh I am so happy I didn't dip her because other people imposed their bullshit morality on me"
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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 05 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Weisse Schlange
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 05 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
On the basis that i'm probably old enough to be her grandfather, I really really shouldn't...

https://photoresources.wtatennis.com/photo-resources/2021/07/03/b81b3a09-f5f9-4b3e-ba47-60619cb2de5f/Emma_Raducanu_-_2021_Wimbledon_Championships_Day_6_-DSC_6581_original.jpg?width=1440


You sir, have been reading my mind.

She is exceptionally beautiful, but is ages with my grandson.

She's even better with messy hair.
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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 23:22 - 05 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Weisse Schlange wrote:

You sir, have been reading my mind.

She is exceptionally beautiful, but is ages with my grandson.

She's even better with messy hair.


Exceptional? Pah she looks like any dull middle class teen that inhabits any shopping centre on a wet Saturday. Apart from her youth hardly a challenge. Id imagine she has the libido of a plank.
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PostPosted: 23:37 - 05 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Weisse Schlange wrote:

You sir, have been reading my mind.

She is exceptionally beautiful, but is ages with my grandson.

She's even better with messy hair.


Exceptional? Pah she looks like any dull middle class teen that inhabits any shopping centre on a wet Saturday. Apart from her youth hardly a challenge. Id imagine she has the libido of a plank.


You're dead inside and I pity you.
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 05 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Weisse Schlange wrote:

You sir, have been reading my mind.

She is exceptionally beautiful, but is ages with my grandson.

She's even better with messy hair.


Exceptional? Pah she looks like any dull middle class teen that inhabits any shopping centre on a wet Saturday. Apart from her youth hardly a challenge. Id imagine she has the libido of a plank.


Damn, and you're such a catch... Laughing Laughing Laughing
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She not beautiful. Youthful Attractiveness ain't beauty.

Phuquable... yes.

As to her labia.... No comment.
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PostPosted: 08:51 - 06 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
.. No comment.

Claiming the fifth amendment on that one? Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:33 - 06 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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As to her labia.... No comment.


Is that one of those new fangled electric cars?
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