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A100man
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 06 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
She not beautiful. Youthful Attractiveness ain't beauty.

Phuquable... yes.

As to her labia.... No comment.


You're right of course, although even in my youthful prime I couldn't claim to have pulled much better (although there was Miss Ayrshire ..) .
The clincher however (and you may have to review some video) is the way she wiggles her arse when preparing to receive a serve Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:12 - 06 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I might be impressed if someone said Martina Navratilova Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:21 - 06 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:

Is that one of those new fangled electric cars?

The Suzuki Vitara Labia
The Tesla Labia
The Skoda Labia

Thinking
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 06 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:

Is that one of those new fangled electric cars?

The Suzuki Vitara Labia
The Tesla Labia
The Skoda Labia

Thinking


There's a gag about c#nts in Teslas there.
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PostPosted: 13:22 - 15 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

We really need a Hot tub time wank machine thread, https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0560056/mediaviewer/rm3577135360/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

I think i may watch too much stuff on the Talking Pictures channel
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PostPosted: 14:11 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rachel Reeves MP.
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PostPosted: 14:34 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Rachel Reeves MP.


I hope her economics are better than her looks. Horse face doesn't begin to describe her.
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Rachel Reeves MP.


I hope her economics are better than her looks. Horse face doesn't begin to describe her.


Mostly, they're all doable from behind. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:28 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:


Mostly, they're all doable from behind. Thumbs Up


No need to look at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I wouldn't find her too taxing Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:57 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure that the reversing noise every time Priti did her thing on my dick would put me off.
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look, I haven't wanted to say anything, but really ...
that Hamster person off that old car show with the three wankers.

He's revoltingly cute.
Like Davy Jones from the Monkees: there are better looking guys in the crew.
But the cuteness is irresistable.
May is more interesting, but ooo I want to squeeze those little Hamster cheeks.

*twitches fingers*
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

And whilst I am on the subject of Joneses.

Vinnie Jones.

Well whatdya expect.
I fink 'e's luvly Wub
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PostPosted: 21:26 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
And whilst I am on the subject of Joneses.

Vinnie Jones.

Well whatdya expect.
I fink 'e's luvly Wub


Your on the sauce early this eeek Shocked
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PostPosted: 21:30 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
And whilst I am on the subject of Joneses.

Vinnie Jones.

Well whatdya expect.
I fink 'e's luvly Wub


Wifie goes all wobbly when that Yorkshire tea advert with a sword wielding Sean Bean comes on.
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PostPosted: 21:38 - 27 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Wifie goes all wobbly when that Yorkshire tea advert with a sword wielding Sean Bean comes on.

I can see how a lady might be affected by SB and his very pointy cheekbones. Wub
Especially in a uniform.
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PostPosted: 20:53 - 29 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

After careful consideration, I'm saying Hellkat. I don't want our ventures put online Shocked
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 29 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:
After careful consideration, I'm saying Hellkat. I don't want our ventures put online Shocked

Dude. She'd slaughter you.
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PostPosted: 07:44 - 30 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
Paddy. wrote:
After careful consideration, I'm saying Hellkat. I don't want our ventures put online Shocked

Dude. She'd slaughter you.


I need that right now Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:32 - 30 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

End of a long queue I suspect
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PostPosted: 21:34 - 11 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddeh! You killed the thread, mon.

#tumbleweed
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PostPosted: 08:36 - 22 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://georgianjournal.ge/society/35307-before-and-after-photos-of-sophie-shevardnadze.html

Take me back to the USSR baby!
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PostPosted: 09:12 - 22 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

.. got in a moody for being called 'chubby' - how very dare they!

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/08/11/11/46550303-9883227-image-m-22_1628678399774.jpg

still, all the same I would and there many reasons why I/you shouldn't!
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PostPosted: 11:18 - 22 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
.. got in a moody for being called 'chubby' - how very dare they!

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/08/11/11/46550303-9883227-image-m-22_1628678399774.jpg

still, all the same I would and there many reasons why I/you shouldn't!


I suppose if your dad is such a good cook, then yeah you'd pile it on your plate. However be aware his knives will be razor sharp, and would cleave a sausage lengthways without problem.
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PostPosted: 11:19 - 22 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
https://georgianjournal.ge/society/35307-before-and-after-photos-of-sophie-shevardnadze.html

Take me back to the USSR baby!


We've already done her. All of us.
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