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A100man
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PostPosted: 19:07 - 22 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
However be aware his knives will be razor sharp, and would cleave a sausage lengthways without problem.


Well quite and one of the many reasons why you shouldn't. But hey no risk no fun right? He's a mouthy scotch twat anyhow.. don't scare me Shifty
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 24 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Helena Bonham Carter on a sofa eating cake and looking saucy.
I've gone all lezzer Wub
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A100man
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 24 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I've gone all lezzer Wub


Yeah, me too Wink
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PostPosted: 21:35 - 24 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
HBC Isnae a lezer AFAIK.

Unless she's just turned into one. Thinking
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PostPosted: 21:49 - 24 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Helena Bonham Carter on a sofa eating cake and looking saucy.
I've gone all lezzer Wub


She's my age, why don't I look that well preserved, grunds my gears it does Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:56 - 24 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:
HBC Isnae a lezer AFAIK.
Unless she's just turned into one. Thinking

She's not as far as I know.
But if she was one, she could turn me into one Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 25 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
She's my age, why don't I look that well preserved, grunds my gears it does Shocked

I didn't look that great at her age, that's for sure Laughing

It's because she has great bone structure. Crying or Very sad
She probably only eats broth made from dandelion farts, or something equally as exotic.
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PostPosted: 00:13 - 25 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Helena Bonham Carter on a sofa eating cake and looking saucy.
I've gone all lezzer Wub


She's my age, why don't I look that well preserved, grunds my gears it does Shocked


Ask your GP to prescribe a course of HRT for you pet.
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 27 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tory Minister for Motorbikes. (Parliamentary Under-secretary of State for Transport)

Trudy Harrison.


(From a MAG mail shot)
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 27 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Tory Minister for Motorbikes. (Parliamentary Under-secretary of State for Transport)

Trudy Harrison.


(From a MAG mail shot)


Mad staring eyes. I can see the attraction but i think the chance shes a space lizard in a human suit is strong. You were warned https://images.app.goo.gl/31pLpxBZVkvWbsqcA
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PostPosted: 03:05 - 28 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
MCN wrote:
Tory Minister for Motorbikes. (Parliamentary Under-secretary of State for Transport)

Trudy Harrison.


(From a MAG mail shot)


Mad staring eyes. I can see the attraction but i think the chance shes a space lizard in a human suit is strong. You were warned https://images.app.goo.gl/31pL pxBZVkvWbsqcA


Isn't she the one who's supposed to be Boris' right hand woman? She'd need to have been scrubbed with bleach if she's been half the places Boris' right hand has... Sick
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PostPosted: 11:09 - 29 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
MCN wrote:
Tory Minister for Motorbikes. (Parliamentary Under-secretary of State for Transport)

Trudy Harrison.


(From a MAG mail shot)


Mad staring eyes...


Aye, that's definately what I'd call a '1000 yard stare'..

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYENM8mkOhz9a-88hKOagfDwZd07fh9LegSCLeArUdfGKJ184TkJB84P51TBfDIuk0YUI&usqp=CAU
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PostPosted: 12:36 - 29 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Aye, that's definately what I'd call a '1000 yard stare'..

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYENM8mkOhz9a-88hKOagfDwZd07fh9LegSCLeArUdfGKJ184TkJB84P51TBfDIuk0YUI&usqp=CAU


You'd be up it like a rat up a roan pipe. Rolling Eyes

(Your usual MO: No Eye Contact.)

Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:28 - 29 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
She does have a 'startled' appearance, like the eggs have kicked in again...
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 29 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Properly insane. But as long as it's motorbike insanity and not the other sort, that can only be a good thing.
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 29 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:


Aye, that's definately what I'd call a '1000 yard stare'..

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYENM8mkOhz9a-88hKOagfDwZd07fh9LegSCLeArUdfGKJ184TkJB84P51TBfDIuk0YUI&usqp=CAU


That's an 'I'd do anything for love, and I would do that' look. Wub
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PostPosted: 09:07 - 30 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:

You'd be up it like a rat up a roan pipe. Rolling Eyes


I think we all know that's a given..

..but, would I go back for seconds? Thinking
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PostPosted: 07:39 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
She's my age, why don't I look that well preserved, grunds my gears it does Shocked. I didn't look that great at her age, that's for sure Laughing


https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/06/09/10/29399144-8402069-image-a-82_1591696637460.jpg

Take away the slap and she's as 'ornery as fcuk, just like all the rest of the supposed beauties.

I wouldn't.
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 30 Nov 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nice dog.
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PostPosted: 11:51 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:
Nice dog.


thought bestiality was off topic ?
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PostPosted: 12:37 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Copycat73 wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
Nice dog.


thought bestiality was off topic ?


Not with the Welsh. Whistle
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PostPosted: 12:54 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
The topic is 'People you would...', not pooches. If we extend it to animals it opens up a whole new area for discussion and quite possibly an opportunity for blackmail...
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Ahem, what if the dog/bitch, with he/him or she/her pronouns identifies as a human? Injustice.

Obviously the human to dog years thing then becomes an issue, however not many dogs live to 18 Thinking
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Diggs wrote:
The topic is 'People you would...', not pooches. If we extend it to animals it opens up a whole new area for discussion and quite possibly an opportunity for blackmail...

https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/dogs-wearing-tights5.jpg
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sadly it had to happen. Dame Helen is finally showing her advancing years. This one one now off the list...
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