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Diggs
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Diggs wrote:
The topic is 'People you would...', not pooches. If we extend it to animals it opens up a whole new area for discussion and quite possibly an opportunity for blackmail...

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Kennel-bait!
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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Sadly it had to happen. Dame Helen is finally showing her advancing years. This one one now off the list...


Theres always the Hot tub timeshag machine though Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
Sadly it had to happen. Dame Helen is finally showing her advancing years. This one one now off the list...

Yeahhhhh I'm a bit like that about Tommy Lee Jones Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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thought bestiality was off topic ?


I've always had a soft spot for Mr Ed.
I like a horse with a smart mouth.
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Ribenapigeon
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PostPosted: 19:39 - 01 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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thought bestiality was off topic ?


I've always had a soft spot for Mr Ed.
I like a horse with a smart mouth.


Cat food years ago.
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UncleFester
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PostPosted: 07:34 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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thought bestiality was off topic ?


I've always had a soft spot for Mr Ed.
I like a horse with a smart mouth.


There's always Sarah Jessica Parker ......
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PostPosted: 09:05 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Zara Tindall is doing it for me at the moment. I bet she is dirty and had it a few times in the hay loft. I can just imagine her squatting getting ready.
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chloe Maddely ..... but from behind.
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A100man
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PostPosted: 15:48 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
UncleBFester wrote:
Chloe Maddely ..... but from behind.


Remember part 2 of the criterion..

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..but you really, really shouldn't


..on the basis that Haskell would beat you into a pulp?
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UncleFester
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
That and the fact all you see is Richard and Judy. Its enough to knock your stroke off.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 21:31 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
UncleBFester wrote:
That and the fact all you see is Richard and Judy. Its enough to knock your stroke off.


I agree they are a tricky wank but doable.
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PostPosted: 23:36 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Judy's juicy minge

Sick
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PostPosted: 23:38 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
I bet Richard's a pencil dick, and all.
... with ginger pubes.
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duhawkz
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PostPosted: 23:48 - 02 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Judy's juicy minge

Sick


I bet its anything but, Dry as a week old pitta bread
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 00:03 - 03 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
Sadly it had to happen. Dame Helen is finally showing her advancing years. This one one now off the list...


feck me, i thought that was old man Steptoe in drag until i put my glasses on Shocked
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 10:47 - 03 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
duhawkz wrote:
hellkat wrote:
Judy's juicy minge

Sick


I bet its anything but, Dry as a week old pitta bread


I bet I could get her dripping like a George Foreman grill...
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PostPosted: 11:21 - 03 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby, HelKat - please stop..

.. these are conjuring mental images that I can't unsee Sick
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Diggs
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PostPosted: 12:45 - 03 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Nobby, HelKat - please stop..

.. these are conjuring mental images that I can't unsee Sick


Admit it, you love it and are getting a small thickening as a result Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:53 - 03 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I bet I could get her dripping like a George Foreman grill...


Such a way with words Shocked so eloquent, you should apply for the position of Poet Lauriat Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:37 - 03 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:

Admit it, you love it and are getting a small thickening as a result Laughing


I do still on rare occasions experience a gentle firming, but never with Judy and George's lean mean fat-reducing machine, in my mind.
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pepperami wrote:


Such a way with words Shocked so eloquent, you should apply for the position of Poet Lauriat Laughing


I bet I could get her dripping like a George Foreman grill
With my meat in that batter it would be such a thrill
Oh Judy oh Judy you get me so hard i almost wish my name was Rich-ard.

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PostPosted: 09:43 - 06 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
This whole page has me chortling nicely while sitting at work on a Monday morning.
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PostPosted: 22:02 - 06 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I hate that I thought of that phrase this weekend at an incredibly inappropriate moment.

One is not supposed to laugh at "nothing!" in the middle of negotiations.
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PostPosted: 14:02 - 10 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Macron's new political rival. No valid reason why you(I) really really shouldn't but I'm goindg to say it's because she smells of garlic and runny Camembert.

@Diggs - yours is the one on the right Wink
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