People you would, but you really, really shouldn't...

[Polarbear]

[to v or not to v]

[MilfHunter]

I imagine I'm at the top of a lot of womens lists.

We all know deep down they love a red pill godfather.
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Post nut clarity reveals everything.

[Islander]

[hellkat]

I'm making an "unpleasant fresh divorcees/widowers" list, in case they catch me on the hop and put in an application for consortship.

So far it includes:
1. Dr Dre
2. Sheikh al Maktoum

Neither are lending themselves to erotic fantasy in my mind, although the latter does have quite big ears, which have a use in the heat of a moment.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

Its not about the dutty aspect, Nobster; its about the supremacy aspect.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[hellkat]

Really Nobster, you just have NO IDEA
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[UncleFester]

Presumably he can't breathe through them ....... so it's Dumbo without the trunk.
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Module 1 and 2 passed - October 2014. Happy owner of a 2017 Z1000SX, ex owner of a YBR125 / CB500 / VFR800.

[Diggs]

Too far?
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Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting...

[P.]

[Polarbear]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Jizzbunny. If he grips tight round my cock with his arsehole I'll give his 2 inch cock the occasional slap.in lieu of a reach-around.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

[Nobby the Bastard]

[recman]

[UncleFester]

[kawakid]

[martin734]

Always quite liked Phillip Schofield, even before he finally admitted to being gay.
Wouldn't mind a go on Emma Watson either, just a shame that I find both of them as annoying as hell.
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Current bike: ST1100 "Big Red"

[gbrand42]

[andys675]

jenny agutter

but probably not now as she's a little old lady and I'm 260lb
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Some people feel the rain, others just get wet.

[hellkat]

Bless her, she's been the object of men's lust her whole life, since the more innocent days of The Railway Children.
I think its the elven aspect, she always seems tiny.

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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

[A100man]