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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 20:48 - 28 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably taller than me according to donk.
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PostPosted: 21:58 - 28 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

andys675 wrote:


What's the difference between that and a good ole fashioned brisk 5-knuckle-shuffle?
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 28 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah yes, the one on that BBC program that encourages dwarf tossing. Whistle
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PostPosted: 10:35 - 29 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure there is a joke about a flat head and no teeth in there somewhere...
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PostPosted: 01:31 - 30 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

andys675 wrote:


I can’t help but think she looks like one of the Minions dressed up for a party! Eh?
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 30 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

andys675 wrote:


Definitely some latent peodophile tendency there like .. mixed wit gender dysphoria...
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PostPosted: 11:55 - 06 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

After watching Strictly, I've discovered a latent fetish for women dressed in bee costumes. Embarassed
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 14 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nadja, in What we do in the shadows. I have a mild phobia of vampires as well Shocked but I would plunge that three hundred year old toothy tart from eastern Europe any night of the week. I scare myself sometimes Shocked
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PostPosted: 17:08 - 19 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Elizabeth Holmes, the naughty naughty girl.

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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 23:29 - 19 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

she looks like Mark Zuckerberg in drag Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:34 - 19 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


Now that's on thread.
"I'm here for a ... ummm... conjugal visit."
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PostPosted: 02:25 - 20 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

defblade wrote:
Polarbear wrote:


Now that's on thread.
"I'm here for a ... ummm... conjugal visit."


Apparently she likes to be on top of multiple partners and drains every one of them dry. Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 20 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


Way behind fellas, see page 3 Wink
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A100man
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PostPosted: 14:03 - 06 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A disgraced peer of the realm?

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Go on then. Eh?
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PostPosted: 14:15 - 06 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:


Except you would probably find yourself hogtied with a bunch of tatty old brassiers face down while she trys to strangle you with her old pants and screams "give me that contract bitch".

of course you might like that.

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A100man
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 06 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
EDIT
You don't need to answer that a100man we know the answer. Shocked


GRRR! Wink
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 21:02 - 06 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
GRRR!


pretty sure he'd kick you into touch.
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 07 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Oh fcuking right I would. Rat, drainpipe and up spring to mind. Wub

Even got a nice yacht for me to play with once I've worn her out... Mr. Green

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PostPosted: 22:07 - 07 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

Are you more aroused over her or the yacht? Smile
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PostPosted: 22:17 - 07 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

M.C wrote:
Polarbear wrote:

Are you more aroused over her or the yacht? Smile


The yacht Embarassed It's the safer option. She'd probably kill me, the yacht wouldn't. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:57 - 07 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

I think I might have to spoil the moment by raising the matter of fingerprints all over the tinted glass on my multi-million pound yacht.
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PostPosted: 00:13 - 08 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Polarbear wrote:

I think I might have to spoil the moment by raising the matter of fingerprints all over the tinted glass on my multi-million pound yacht.


I got the emotion.

It would probably be a Rage Fuck.
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PostPosted: 01:11 - 08 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've got a bit of a girl-crush on Elizabeth Holmes.
Not in a physical way, she kind of reminds me of Meryl Streep.
But the balls on her Shocked

I really wanted the blood-testing thing to be true. My medical terminology skill was picked up when I was 18, worked for a pathology lab, so its always been an interesting aspect of medicine to me.

Gotta admire that she managed to drive her little Theranos project up so high before it all went pear-shaped.
Self-promotion: Go girl.
11 years of bird will roughen up those smooth little WASPy edges. It will make a proper hard nut of her and she'll still be quite young when she gets out. Watch this space, I reckon Laughing love it.
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PostPosted: 01:34 - 08 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am currently suffering a bit of a crush on Jon Fratelli Wub
Not sure if its the tortured genius thing or the hats Thinking
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 08 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I've got a bit of a girl-crush on Elizabeth Holmes.
Not in a physical way, she kind of reminds me of Meryl Streep.
But the balls on her Shocked

I really wanted the blood-testing thing to be true. My medical terminology skill was picked up when I was 18, worked for a pathology lab, so its always been an interesting aspect of medicine to me.

Gotta admire that she managed to drive her little Theranos project up so high before it all went pear-shaped.
Self-promotion: Go girl.
11 years of bird will roughen up those smooth little WASPy edges. It will make a proper hard nut of her and she'll still be quite young when she gets out. Watch this space, I reckon Laughing love it.


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