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1198
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 20 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
1198 wrote:
From the top -
Bread (White, buttered and thick sliced)
Bacon (three of)
Mushrooms more bacon
Black pudding perhaps some bacon?
Bread (as before)
Sausages (three of, Cumberland if possible)
Hash brown
Bread (again as before).


I fixed it for you, no one likes those bits of dirt in their burgers.


Unsure if I should award ‘funny’ or ‘disagree’ with this! Is there a ‘blatently wrong and must still be pissed up’ karma button?
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 20 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
The black pudding is part of what makes it extra-yum for me.
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PostPosted: 09:13 - 21 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Although I'm enjoying the bacony, breakfasty debate, I'm wondering what the fall-out was from the OP?

Or has he been nibbled by rats?
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 21 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kingy's kitchen sink dramas are so homogenized Rolling Eyes
At least Warped and Pol had varied dramas and they were more salaciously human.
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 21 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Kingy's kitchen sink dramas are so homogenized Rolling Eyes
At least Warped and Pol had varied dramas and they were more salaciously human.


Nobody will beat the shit-geyser in the fishfinger factory cause someone couldn't weld to 1 thou of a mil.
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PostPosted: 09:39 - 22 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Black pudding is fried scab Puke
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King29
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 22 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Although I'm enjoying the bacony, breakfasty debate, I'm wondering what the fall-out was from the OP?

Or has he been nibbled by rats?


Still awaiting to hear back from them. I hope I win, probably won't. I was sat watching Corrie with the wife last night, rat shot out from underneath the sofa, stopped; turned around, looked at me and then sauntered off and disappeared under the TV cabinet.
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 22 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fucking rats.

Apparently there was a rat in my garden the other day Rolling Eyes
A very dead one.
Ventured out there for the first time in months, accompanied by the sinister fiend. He pointed out a rat skull on the pathway in the alley, which I would never have noticed as I don't go out there.

If it was a full rat skull, then it must have been a rat being there of its own accord, but I can't work out how it might have died. I can't imagine that Lawrence would have let a rat keep its skull, its usually the first thing he eats when he catches one Rolling Eyes

Such a grisly fellow.
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 22 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
My cat brought in a really big mouse the other day but no rats this season...

Probably down to a neighbour dismantling their pigeon coop.
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 22 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
King29 wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Although I'm enjoying the bacony, breakfasty debate, I'm wondering what the fall-out was from the OP?

Or has he been nibbled by rats?


Still awaiting to hear back from them. I hope I win, probably won't. I was sat watching Corrie with the wife last night, rat shot out from underneath the sofa, stopped; turned around, looked at me and then sauntered off and disappeared under the TV cabinet.


I'd move.

Or... council.

You should do one of those, the first one is best.
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 22 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
To move house he'd need to find someone to buy the the house which is more rat than it is house. Shocked
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King29
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PostPosted: 22:22 - 22 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
It is more rat than house. Our wheelie bins are now on the piss as the rats have demolished the front where the bins sit and all the floor has caved in. I just don't care anymore. The thought of death is the only thing that keeps me going.
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PostPosted: 08:21 - 23 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just call an exterminator.

How are you so bad at being an adult?
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 23 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
To move house he'd need to find someone to buy the the house which is more rat than it is house. Shocked


At this point, it feels of Singhpal being his landlord and not giving one fuck about rat man, and his credit is too bad to get another rental agreement.

No one would live in those conditions unless sort of forced.
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King29
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PostPosted: 09:04 - 23 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
Ste wrote:
To move house he'd need to find someone to buy the the house which is more rat than it is house. Shocked


At this point, it feels of Singhpal being his landlord and not giving one fuck about rat man, and his credit is too bad to get another rental agreement.

No one would live in those conditions unless sort of forced.



My credit might be bolloxed as I have a loan on top of my mortgage (re).
You don't need good credit to rent in Stafford Paddy, just a months deposit and month upfront, being a student area Stafford has households changing prolifically on the rental side.

It's my house, unfortunately. If there was a landlord I'd sue. I simply don't have the money for the rewire and the rat issue. Wife was laid off through Covid, my wage pays mortgage and everything else at this point.
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King29
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PostPosted: 09:09 - 23 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Robby wrote:
Just call an exterminator.

How are you so bad at being an adult?


That's a poor comment, try again. Rentokill have been around, laid traps, we've 3 in the house. The issue is the bitch next door keeps feeding the rats so they keep coming, more and more.

Bin bag lady is just as bad, a shit filled nappy to a rat looks as tasty as a kebab to a piss head a 3am in the morning. I'm fighting a losing battle. For every rat that the traps poison/capture/kill there are 8 to replace it.
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 23 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'd rather rent a skip than live with rats.
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King29
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 23 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Paddy. wrote:
I'd rather rent a skip than live with rats.


Fair point. I might get a moggie and see if that helps.
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 23 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
King29 wrote:
Paddy. wrote:
I'd rather rent a skip than live with rats.


Fair point. I might get a moggie and see if that helps.
Get two in case the first one needs back up.
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PostPosted: 22:13 - 23 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
yen_powell wrote:
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Fair point. I might get a moggie and see if that helps.
Get two in case the first one needs back up.


From what you say the only moggie that would be able to hold their own against rat central would be a Tiger.

I'd go for a couple of young and feisty Jack Russells myself.
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 23 Sep 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
King29 wrote:
I might get a moggie and see if that helps.

I'd lend you my Wub Lawrence Wub but I might never get him back.
He's a bit of a wanderer.
Rolling Eyes

Brilliant ratter, though.
Munches them from the warm brains down to the tail (which he always leaves, along with one foot)

*edit: and a snout. Or an ear.
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