The gigantic burger thread

[Ste]

I've been ordering burgers from a local place that are pretty damn good so I want to see pictures of massive burgers that you've made or ordered!!

Here's my latest burger...

https://i.imgur.com/RnkSGTV.png

It started on the menu as "Two 6oz burgers both with melted cheddar & bacon, topped with bbq pulled pork, crispy onions & our american sauce." but that's not nearly big enough or hot enough.

So I added bacon, BBQ pulled pork, 8 extra burgers, jalapenos, mattys chilli, two onion rings and the whole thing has a healthy quantity of chilli sauce over it which contains 12 million scoville oleoresin.



This is not a spam thread but I should mention the name of the burger place. Anyway, the place is called Mattys Burgers and they're in Wiltshire (Trowbridge to be exact) so if you're around this area you should probably try one of their burgers. The hot sauce that's on my burger is called Regret so that's something you should try if you're brave enough / stupid enough.

nom nom noms, lets see your big burgers.

[Fisty]

A burger is not a burger unless it has special meat.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/images/ic/1200x675/p0699pkm.jpg
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[kramdra]

That is not a burger, its a kebab in a bun. Your 4 baps short. How do you even go about eating that, where do you start?!

[Islander]

[hellkat]

I'm not eating that, its got bread on it.

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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

You'll need a knife and fork to eat that, so it isn't a burger.

[Ste]

[hellkat]

I'd like to see the box it arrives in.

Does it arrive standing upright in a box?
Or do they lie it down sideways?
must surely be upright
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[Ste]

It doesn't arrive in a box, it's far bigger than their burger boxes.

https://i.imgur.com/aV7XJRu.png

Upright like that in a carrier bag.

[recman]

https://nutrigold.co.uk/enema-bag-kit-x-2l.html

[Fisty]

https://i.imgur.com/fhe7G1C.jpg?1
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[hellkat]

Nice bit of salad there, Fistinho.
Keeping a balanced diet is always important.

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[Andy_Pagin]

[The Artist]

How much does that burger cost?

[hellkat]

Ste must be their best customer/have the most impressive commission stats
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[Nobby the Bastard]

We keep bumping into them in the pub and they move between amazed and bewildered.
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[Ste]

That light snack came in at twenty seven ponds.

[MarJay]

Ste, do you not remember the burger G made in a cake tin? We used an entire loaf of bread as the bun...?
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[Ste]

I don't recall that.

There should be no "we" involved when it comes to consumption of big burgers.

[goto10]

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/all-burgers-now-impossible-to-eat-20170831134933
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[stinkwheel]

Do you have your own plank of wood to serve them on?
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[chickenstrip]

Jakes in Seven Kings was the best burger place I've ever been to. Don't know if they're still there. 16oz blowout - I could never finish one of those, although a mate of mine would, and then he'd nip over to the McDonalds for a couple of cherry pies, the fat b'stard!
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[Ste]