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So Allah's taste in binge hangover nosh is as bad as everyone elses
Yeah i think i prefer my god, ta.
They might play with choirboys and throw their dead babies in watertanks, but at least my lot have some decent grub; italians, spanish, even the irish can throw a decent feed together. ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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I'm so disappointed you didn't get fired from KFC's, so you didn't complete your challenge, and no one likes a quitter
I have also left some employers in disagreement, and it wasn't always smooth running for me in the RAF. But fecked if I'd ever work for me. That would be worse ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Convenience.
I was on a works jolly many moons ago in and around Paris, sitting in the hotel bar waiting for the rest of the group. Had many Coronas, then got on the train into Central Paris for a meal.
Busting for a piss, decided to look for a bog on the train, wandered around the carriage uttering "ou ere la toilette sil vous plait". No idea why everyone was looking at me like a nob?!
Apart from my shit French, breaking news is there's no bogs on these uncivilised French trains. The trip into Gare du Nord was an eternity of knob-squeezing, bladder stretching piss pressure, building up into a potential personal golden Yellowstone mega eruption event.
Doors open, elbows at the ready, I almost sprinted out of the station, good job I'm pale as fook, otherwise I'd have looked like a potential terrorist dodging many a headshot attempt. Didn't go as far as vaulting the turnstiles, popped out onto the street, spotted the Golden Arches (TM), bliss. God bless you Ronald, may the blood wash easily out of your costume.
Booom bang clank, door locked, fountains of Corona rich piss flood out of my peen, relief is tangible, five minutes pass and a quick shake of the bell and I'm out the door for more beers in a wholly more upmarket joint, maybe you've heard of Pizza Express? No sign of Andrew that day though.
Guilty secret, I like the sausage egg and cheese muffins, so much that I've almost perfected my own home made version. ____________________
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Hong Kong Phooey wrote: | bhinso wrote: |
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Convenience.
I was on a works jolly many moons ago in and around Paris, sitting in the hotel bar waiting for the rest of the group. Had many Coronas, then got on the train into Central Paris for a meal.
Busting for a piss, decided to look for a bog on the train, wandered around the carriage uttering "ou ere la toilette sil vous plait". No idea why everyone was looking at me like a nob?!
Apart from my shit French, breaking news is there's no bogs on these uncivilised French trains. The trip into Gare du Nord was an eternity of knob-squeezing, bladder stretching piss pressure, building up into a potential personal golden Yellowstone mega eruption event.
Doors open, elbows at the ready, I almost sprinted out of the station, good job I'm pale as fook, otherwise I'd have looked like a potential terrorist dodging many a headshot attempt. Didn't go as far as vaulting the turnstiles, popped out onto the street, spotted the Golden Arches (TM), bliss. God bless you Ronald, may the blood wash easily out of your costume.
Booom bang clank, door locked, fountains of Corona rich piss flood out of my peen, relief is tangible, five minutes pass and a quick shake of the bell and I'm out the door for more beers in a wholly more upmarket joint, maybe you've heard of Pizza Express? No sign of Andrew that day though.
Guilty secret, I like the sausage egg and cheese muffins, so much that I've almost perfected my own home made version. |
Gripped me all the way to the end credits ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Thought that would be the bit that got your attention.
Isn't this the equivalent of why women all carry a cork in their handbag?
Anyhow it's top secret guy stuff. That would be the last resort, like pulling the pin from a grenade, good for about five seconds before intense pain and explosion. ____________________
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Have you thought about Burger King?
They do flame grilled.
Or maybe Fast Food is not the Dream career you should be aiming for.
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Can anyone explain why I always snigger whenever I see the Muricanism 'Pulled Pork'?
Wibble Wibble Phnarr Phnarr. ____________________ Disclaimer: The comments above may be predicted text and not necessarily the opinion of MCN. |
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The order on the menu is a tad perturbing also. Pulled pork finished with 'our Matty's hot sauce'... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
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I've just read that the Irish courts have decided that the bread that Subway use has 5 times as much sugar in it as to be legally allowed to be called bread, it's so sweet that it is a confectionary, and therefore in Ireland anyway subject to VAT. Therein lies the essense of fast food.... it is shite. No matter what way it is presented it is the cheapest and unhealthiest of ingredients ( fat flour sugar and salt)dressed up so it tastes 'nice' and looks attractive.
The only time I ever visit Mc Donalds is when I am travelling, the ability to get your food quickly, and it to be consistent , in that you know what you are getting, certainly has a value. Sadly I have sat in Fish and chip restaurants waiting to be served for half an hour after ordering, whilst they serve all the take away customers, only to eventually get poor weak but very bitter coffee and ridiculously greasy inedible Chips and Fish. Never again. Arches- Wrap of the the day- large Coffee- no I don't want to' make it a meal' thanks. In and out in twenty minutes including the bog ... and free wifi too.
It must also be said , in NZ McD's was the only place in the whole country to serve tea in a pot rather than a 'bag in a cup'. ____________________ All the above is my personal opinion, you can see my lips move, but I'm talking out of my arse.
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That would be the NZ (and Aus) McDonalds that lets you order breakfasts ALL DAY.
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The McDonalds that has Banana Bread on its breakfast menu ... ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 3 years, 205 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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