Wife Beaters?

[JackButler]

Out & about walking the dogs this afternoon I bumped into an old skool friend of mine who happened to be married to a mate of mine for a few short years.

I distinctly formed the impression that she wasn't entirely comfortable with the encounter, but persevered nonetheless. The dogs seemed to be getting along just fine & as I've always enjoyed her company I kept up the conversation for old times sake.

I've known this gel since we were at infants & for a brief period she was one of the 'hangers on' when we hit puberty & started this incredible journey of smoking good weed, riding fast motorcycles & generally laughing at all of those who didn't.

We eventually sat down on a bench, talked about many of the things we had in common & then got down to the nitty gritty. "So why'd you leave him" I asked?

"Because he'd down a few pints & we'd go home & he'd kick seven bales of shit out of me". "Sometimes it was just because something hadn't gone his way & sometimes it was just for fun".

She told me about one night I cracked one of my better jokes & she couldn't help but laff out loud. He later blacked her eye 'cos we're obviously having an affair & she thinks my jokes are funnier than his !

I never knew this. I'm not in denial about the behaviour of any of those I choose to call 'mate' & nor do I judge them. Yet I never had this chap down as a wife beater. Thinking about it all this evening, lots of things begin to fall into place.

So, what I am asking the internety's is . . . . Is he still worthy of 'mate' status???
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[Ste]

Are you familiar with the term 'Dirty Bertie'?

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Imaginary mate.

[retrofly]

[Islander]

https://youtu.be/tfLdpo1o3BU?t=9

[Ste]

[Luke_Retrofly]

Yeah, so you should do as your told!
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[Ste]

https://i.imgur.com/jrjW20c.jpg

[King29]

[Nobby the Bastard]

It says a lot about the mentality (and even the mental faculties) of someone who seeks advice on an even hypothetical situation such as this.
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[King29]

[P.addy]

[Copycat73]

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[bhinso]

[Fisty]

And I thought my mental health was fucked.

You are Tritey and I claim my 5 Dagmars/32 bikes/dead baby
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[sickpup]

I winder how much difference there is between people how abuse their partners and people who claim to shoot at people picking mushrooms? both seem to me to easily to resort to violence with little or no reason.

[bugeye_bob]

Weird that alcohol is legal and this seems his trigger,
See if you get him to stop drinking, If he laughs at you then walk away,
Certainly dont get further involved or he will just think you are shagging her,
My Mum married a wife beater, I remember being aged about 7 or 8 and having to jump out of an upstairs window to run and fetch help
Luckily he had a stroke a few years ago and is fucked up, I did laugh . . .

[Nobby the Bastard]

Tbh I'm more of a spanker.
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[King29]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Usually Mrs Bastards arse and tits tbh.....
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[Polarbear]

And there's me expecting a thread about Stella.
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[Fisty]

[to v or not to v]

dated a crazy wench when i was younger. she liked to attack me then tell my family that i was beating her up.
she was a good lay though

[bhinso]

Who's sock are you anyway?

[Nobby the Bastard]