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virus
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 27 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I got the shits. Mad
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stinkwheel Well I just had my hands up a pigs fanny. Which makes your concerns pale into insignificance.
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Kawasaki Jimbo
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 27 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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shags and duct tape.

I was at the bar last night* when a mate asked, "Who's that bird in the corner with duct tape over her mouth?"

I said, "That's my new girlfriend."

He said, "You kept her quiet."

* pre-lockdown joke, obviously.
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The Shaggy D.A.
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 27 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:
The Shaggy D.A. wrote:
It was a case of if you can't beat them, join them. Bloody pianists with their left hands - "ooh, look at me, what do we need a bass player for?"


Smile


Keyboard can't beat a fretless bass no matter how frantically you attack the pitch bend wheel Smile


Aye, a fretless is also on my list. And a cello.
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 27 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Posh Hugo Boss pants and socks with some Hugo Boss aftershave from sister.

A bottle of Stormtrooper IPA with matching pint glass from Nephew. Cool

A pink short sleeved button up shirt (Think I'll wait for summer before I roll that one out... Shocked ) and a navy blue t shirt
with green stripes from my niece. She sold all her LOL dolls on Ebay this year because she's too old for toys now she's 10 Laughing
and used the money raised to buy everyone's Christmas presents this year bless her so I shall wear my pink shirt with
immense pride. Wub

Some Random stuff from Mum & Dad which included some lounge pants, a desk lamp, a thermal cup and a nice jumper.
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 27 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
20 B&H superkings blue
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 27 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
my partner got me a lathe. i've never used a lathe in my life and no idea what to do with it!
i wonder if she would notice if i ebayed it Shifty
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PostPosted: 02:07 - 28 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
to v or not to v wrote:
my partner got me a lathe. i've never used a lathe in my life and no idea what to do with it!
i wonder if she would notice if i ebayed it Shifty


Are you trying to have your man card revoked?

I would LOVE a lathe and if my partner bought it for me, that also solves the biggest problem of lathe ownership while in a relationship which is implied permission to use house or garage space to keep it and work on it and the ever touchy issue of swarf in the carpet.

Wood or metal lathe?
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PostPosted: 09:31 - 28 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
I got a Watney Party 7 and a chainsaw
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PostPosted: 10:24 - 28 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I got a Watney Party 7


Really? Awesome! Undrinkable piss back in the day but iconic nevertheless.
My enduring memory is 'opening' then with a hammer and a screwdriver. Then underestimating the flow rate which would either miss or knock over the plastic cup you were aiming for..
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 28 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
Haven't opened it yet but it's in a modern mini keg now so no need for the 'special' tools to open it Very Happy

also it's more like a party 8.7 which doesn't have the same ring to it (it's a 5 litre keg) Very Happy Wink
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to v or not to v
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 29 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:

Wood or metal lathe?


a wood turning lathe from lidl.
i made a couple of bits out of wood this year. mainly from old pallets. a bird box, hedgehog home and such like to pass the time, as well as putting flooring up in the loft. and now my partner thinks im a carpenter Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 29 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
A hot water bottle... For the cat. Though I'm not complaining, he's looking very content.
I got a donkey* Wub , along with the usual socks, t shirts, chocolates etc.

*a years adoption for a Donkey Sanctuary donkey in Sidmouth. If this covid crap ever end, I shall go visit.
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PostPosted: 13:58 - 29 Dec 2020    Post subject: Reply with quote
growler wrote:
Haven't opened it yet but it's in a modern mini keg now so no need for the 'special' tools to open it Very Happy

also it's more like a party 8.7 which doesn't have the same ring to it (it's a 5 litre keg) Very Happy Wink


Pay very careful attention to the temperature it needs to be rested at. First attempt I had with one of those I got mostly head*

*Way-hay! Fnarr-fnarr, that's what she said, etc.
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