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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Covid vaccine issue Reply with quote

I'm abouth to drive Ste to his first injection.

My question is, which weapon should i take just in case he turns zombie on the way back? My weapon of choise is a breacker bar but within the confines of the car there isn't really enough space to swing it.
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Fat Angry Scotsman
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Re: Covid vaccine issue Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
I'm abouth to drive Ste to his first injection.

My question is, which weapon should i take just in case he turns zombie on the way back? My weapon of choise is a breacker bar but within the confines of the car there isn't really enough space to swing it.


The traditional Scottish weapon in this case would be a pre-smashed Irn Bru or Buckfast bottle Wink
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

A blanket and a hot water bottle to help treat the mild flu like symptoms?

Or a big magnet to disable the spinal chip that Bill Gates personally designed and manufactured with his own chip fab factory in North Korea with the help of Xi Xinping, Jeff Bezos and Norman Wisdom?
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PostPosted: 11:15 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to side with fat angry Scotsman.

Broken I-B boatle (glottal stop)

(For convenience, the I-B Boatle can be broken on the Dorsal pernuberance of the skull.)
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Fat Angry Scotsman
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PostPosted: 11:32 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
(For convenience, the I-B Boatle can be broken on the Dorsal pernuberance of the skull.)


Gotta love the ole glass bottle route. Both a cosh and a chib: the versatile malkyist's choice!
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Ste
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pfizered.

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PostPosted: 11:58 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

How's your 5G reception?
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 11:59 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
How's your 5G reception?


I'm using him as a hotspot for my laptop.
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MCN
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Islander wrote:
How's your 5G reception?


I'm using him as a hotspot for my laptop.


Forum Protocols dictate, pictures/MS Paint diagram or it never happened.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

We Found 16 Clips With "Using Him As A Hotspot"
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Keithy
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PostPosted: 13:59 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

A sap or cosh is best for close proximity limited space. Ste, are you taking over the local car hire firm now?
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I generally find that words are sufficient to alter their behaviour.

If you lack the imagination to use words, then small a small yet rapid movement of your little finger mimicking its manhood usually does the trick.

Hop this helps.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

JackButler wrote:
Hop

Okay.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 14:49 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:
Or a big magnet to disable the spinal chip that Bill Gates personally designed and manufactured with his own chip fab factory in North Korea with the help of Xi Xinping, Jeff Bezos and Norman Wisdom?

Thinking

I do have a magnet fishing magnet. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MarJay wrote:

Or a big magnet to disable the spinal chip that Bill Gates personally designed and manufactured with his own chip fab factory in North Korea with the help of Xi Xinping, Jeff Bezos and Norman Wisdom?


Albanian involvement eh? Sinister.
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it like a TB jab where you can just wait until he's not paying attention then punch him on the arm where he had the jab. Then keep doing so until he starts to cry then beat him up for being a sissy?
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PostPosted: 16:04 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Re: Covid vaccine issue Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
My question is, which weapon should i take just in case he turns zombie on the way back?


I was going to say don’t forget to double tap but it looks like Zombieland isn’t happening... unless it’s a delayed response? Sleep well.
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stinkwheel
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have you tried hitting him sharply on the backside with a rolled up newspaper then rubbing his nose in it?
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Have you tried hitting him sharply on the backside with a rolled up newspaper then rubbing his nose in it?


Stinkers, wasted decades in the veterinarian trade to learn all its Dark Magic.
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Drive a wooden stake through his heart

just do it
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
Drive a wooden stake through his heart

just do it


Dibs on the cactuses.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 19:19 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cacti.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Both are correct, cactuses is more 'British'. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

*licks finger, smoothes eyebrow*
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PostPosted: 19:25 - 24 Feb 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just give me the cactuses and nobody gets hurt.
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