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Census - what are you?
British
40%
 40%  [ 11 ]
English
29%
 29%  [ 8 ]
Irish
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
Welsh
0%
 0%  [ 0 ]
European
11%
 11%  [ 3 ]
Other or French
18%
 18%  [ 5 ]
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PostPosted: 17:07 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

What happened to your proud heritage, Val?
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 17:17 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't say European on the census form so you are an 'other'. Just like an Amoeba or a Klingon.
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Re: Census - what nationality are you? Reply with quote

Val wrote:
I consider myself nationality European and race: human.

What are you people?

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PostPosted: 17:30 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Re: Census - what nationality are you? Reply with quote

Val wrote:
You people?


Racist.
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you have something against the Scots?
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Re: Census - what nationality are you? Reply with quote

Val wrote:
I consider myself nationality European and race: human.

What are you people?


You people are female sheep.
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

My nationality is Gammon. Foreigners out!
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PostPosted: 21:03 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Do you have something against the Scots?


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PostPosted: 23:31 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't have a problem with the census (was tempted to put Cornish) but I recently filled out some paperwork for my local GP. Along with all the usual BAME options were British and Scottish British (huh?) so I ticked other and wrote "English" in the box. I'm sure Welsh ppl wouldn't be impressed with the form either.
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PostPosted: 23:55 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 08:25 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Since your shitty poll lists Welsh, Irish and English as well as British, but not Scottish, it can get to fuck Thumbs Up

FWIW I'm happy under the banner of British but it's the principle if the matter...
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PostPosted: 08:27 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about fucking Wessex?
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PostPosted: 08:40 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Re: Census - what nationality are you? Reply with quote

Val wrote:
I consider myself nationality European and race: human.

What are you people?


Really should be an option for “Slavic Twat” in order to accurately reflect what you are.
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PostPosted: 09:11 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm tall.
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Re: Census - what nationality are you? Reply with quote

Val wrote:
I consider myself nationality European and race: human.

What are you people?


We know your nationality.

You're a Prick.

Y'all have a nice day now.
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PostPosted: 11:37 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
What about fucking Wessex?


I wouldn't fuck Wessex even with yours.
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
What about fucking Wessex?


I wouldn't fuck Wessex even with yours.


Fussy fucker, I'd happily give the Countess of Wessex a good seeing to....

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PostPosted: 12:39 - 26 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mine was filed in the bin.
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PostPosted: 12:51 - 26 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
What happened to your proud heritage, Val?


English, Welsh and Irish but no Scottish? Confused

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PostPosted: 01:49 - 28 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Europe isn't a nation thicko.



Amazing you can't work that out before posting this shite.

British, English Irish and Welsh hahahahaha fucking amazing.
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PostPosted: 14:25 - 28 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
It doesn't say European on the census form so you are an 'other'. Just like an Amoeba or a Klingon.


Also about race doesn't say "human race" and yet I have chosen to be a human.

FYI there is no such thing as Asian race this is just old fashioned racist question in the census.
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PostPosted: 14:31 - 28 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Do you have something against the Scots?


I thought Scotland is independent country already not part of this census.

Not to worry Nicola will fix my mistake soon Laughing
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