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martin734 Spanner Monkey
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hellkat wrote: | I like moss.
I'd like to have a moss garden.
Its fascinating in all its varieties.
But then ... I don't have any lawn |
Moss is just about the only thing that does grow in my garden. It is north facing and surrounded by fucking leylandii. I did try growing some plants and herbs, but the mutts ate them as soon as they started to look half decent. At least from a distance the moss looks nice, a bit like a well trimmed lawn. ____________________ Current bike: ST1100 "Big Red" |
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panrider_uk World Chat Champion
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Nerggh! Go on , get out of it! Go on bugger orff!
I know I’m getting old last night I had a bit of a sneezing fit, and every time I sneezed I farted ____________________ I am the sum total of my own existence, what went before makes me who I am now! |
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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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You're not getting old until the first thing you discuss when you meet up is your various ailments and what treatments you're on. If the state and frequency of your urination/ bowel movements comes into it, you have definitely arrived.
Also when your bike club meets up for a hoon about on their sportsbikes and you realise that more than half of the bikes are now over 25 years old but you aren't a classic bike club. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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thx1138 World Chat Champion
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I just walked past a landscape gardener, and asked if I could have the old picket fence on top of the rubbish in his trailer, for my allotment |
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I think you're properly old when you own a set of those bag clips that hold a part full bag of crisps/pasta/nuts or frozen peas/chips/prawns shut (and fresh).
Oh, and a set of cake forks ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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Do you spend more time in the "grinds my gears" thread and politics section of BCF than the bike sections and threads? You're past it ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
THERE'S MILLIONS OF CHICKENSTRIPS OUT THERE! |
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Yup!
What's your excuse? ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Well someone has to take pity on you. |
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I asked what your excuse was ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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I went to get milk and eggs, and I came back with a new orchid.
There were three, and I would have had all of them, but I couldn't have carried them all.
It's my mother who is the Hyacinth Bucket/Dame Edna Everage hybrid in this family, not me ____________________ Not nearly as interesting in real life. |
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 3 years, 24 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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