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PostPosted: 23:53 - 19 Mar 2021    Post subject: This week in stupid... Reply with quote
Speeding motorway driver 'went to Wales for haircut'

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A motorist who was stopped by police for driving at 122mph, told officers that he was travelling back from Wales after getting a haircut...

The 29-year-old was arrested on suspicion of driving while unfit through drugs after a roadside test.


And I bet his Nikes are velcro not shoelaces Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 00:05 - 20 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Velcro is ace, shoelaces are complicated.
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PostPosted: 14:53 - 20 Mar 2021    Post subject: Re: This week in stupid... Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:

And I bet his Nikes are velcro not shoelaces Rolling Eyes


Nah deffo not Velcro, not sure what they are laced with but he been tripping all day.
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 20 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
One of the adverts at the bottom of the page....

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/Nq8AAOxyCTtTcg0A/s-l400.jpg
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 20 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Should have said he was testing his eyesight. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 20 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Should have said he was trying to escape Wales.
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PostPosted: 00:57 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Should have said he was trying to escape Wales.


Some go there to chill
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PostPosted: 01:51 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
How do you get two whales in a Mini?
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PostPosted: 09:46 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
The real deal is blu-tak.
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PostPosted: 10:08 - 21 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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How do you get two whales in a Mini?
Well, you'd have to start by pushing the seats as far back as they'll go and see how it goes from there.
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PostPosted: 01:40 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
The best answer to government legislation on violent protests?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-56477887

Have a violent protest!
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PostPosted: 06:38 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:
The best answer to government legislation on violent protests?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-56477887

Have a violent protest!


This is why they won't let us out of lockdown, people have a lot of pent up anger to unleash on the deserving government and officialdom.
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PostPosted: 10:23 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't know which is more stupid the mostly peaceful protest violent riot or the people behind it.
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I don't know which is more stupid the mostly peaceful protest violent riot or the people behind it.


The stupid in this story is how the authorities are caught napping.

I can assure anyone that the next reaction may not be so cordial.

Kettle-ing and spraying with indelible dye.

Round the bastirts up at leisure. Cool
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PostPosted: 10:34 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I don't know which is more stupid the mostly peaceful protest violent riot or the people behind it.


How about a police superintendent whinging about protestor kicking off but plainly already having enough power to arrest them so proving that a demonstration against the governments plans to increase police powers was a legitimate protest.
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
How better to convince us that Ms Patel's new legislation is necessary, than by having a protest that turns into a riot. One could even suspect that stooges were paid to make sure it kicked off... Either that or Tarquin and Peaches-Trixibell are genuinely so thick that they don't see the consequences of their actions. All that private school education wasted!
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PostPosted: 11:08 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
How better to convince us that Ms Patel's new legislation is necessary, than by having a protest that turns into a riot. One could even suspect that stooges were paid to make sure it kicked off... Either that or Tarquin and Peaches-Trixibell are genuinely so thick that they don't see the consequences of their actions. All that private school education wasted!


Looking at the footage of Bristol riots, I doubt if many know what a school is.

More of an advert for social sterilisation. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:10 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
How better to convince us that Ms Patel's new legislation is necessary, than by having a protest that turns into a riot. One could even suspect that stooges were paid to make sure it kicked off... Either that or Tarquin and Peaches-Trixibell are genuinely so thick that they don't see the consequences of their actions. All that private school education wasted!


Stop picking on posh folk you.
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PostPosted: 11:15 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
How better to convince us that Ms Patel's new legislation is necessary, than by having a protest that turns into a riot. One could even suspect that stooges were paid to make sure it kicked off... Either that or Tarquin and Peaches-Trixibell are genuinely so thick that they don't see the consequences of their actions. All that private school education wasted!


Hopefully they'll all set fire to themselves trying to be like one of their Influencers:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56481993
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PostPosted: 13:51 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Diggs wrote:
How better to convince us that Ms Patel's new legislation is necessary, than by having a protest that turns into a riot. One could even suspect that stooges were paid to make sure it kicked off... Either that or Tarquin and Peaches-Trixibell are genuinely so thick that they don't see the consequences of their actions. All that private school education wasted!


As I pointed out, the fact the police using powers they already have managed to control the situation and arrest the riotous faction proved that Henrich Patels legislation is completely unnecessary.
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PostPosted: 14:01 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:


Looking at the footage of Bristol riots, I doubt if many know what a school is.

More of an advert for social sterilisation. Thumbs Up


When the government trys to finally ban motorcycles remember this.
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
The state is effectively doing that through legislation.

MCN wrote:

The stupid in this story is how the authorities are caught napping.

I can assure anyone that the next reaction may not be so cordial.

Kettle-ing and spraying with indelible dye.

Round the bastirts up at leisure. Cool


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PostPosted: 15:32 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ribenapigeon wrote:
Polarbear wrote:


Looking at the footage of Bristol riots, I doubt if many know what a school is.

More of an advert for social sterilisation. Thumbs Up


When the government trys to finally ban motorcycles remember this.


I have no doubt it will come. So will owning private transport as well as many other freedoms or choices we take for granted now. It's how things work.

Look at different countries. Many Asian countries are much more rigidly controlled yet we hold them up as beacons until we are expected to behave and put up with the same.

Singapore - instant fines for littering, dropping gum. Birchings for many offences. Hanging for drugs yet a place many people love (including me). Same with South Korea including acceptance of tracking their citizens via their phone.

As I said (probably) somewhere else, I'm quite happy to have lived my life when I did. I would not look forward the the next few generations as a pleb.
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I'm quite happy to have lived my life when I did.


I'm with you on this one!

My kids are amazed when us old boys talk about the daft stuff we got up to over a beer. If they tried a lot of it today, there'd be police helicopters, armed response units and (gawd forbid) social media 'cancelling'...
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 22 Mar 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:

I have no doubt it will come. So will owning private transport as well as many other freedoms or choices we take for granted now. It's how things work.

Look at different countries. Many Asian countries are much more rigidly controlled yet we hold them up as beacons until we are expected to behave and put up with the same.

Singapore - instant fines for littering, dropping gum. Birchings for many offences. Hanging for drugs yet a place many people love (including me). Same with South Korea including acceptance of tracking their citizens via their phone.

As I said (probably) somewhere else, I'm quite happy to have lived my life when I did. I would not look forward the the next few generations as a pleb.


A generation ago lived with ration books, threat of an invasion by fascists and No NHS.

Meh....


Times change and people change with the times.
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