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Tracey Suntan-King
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PostPosted: 14:50 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: What the Faux? Reply with quote

So here we have it, a vegan butcher's shop - yes you read that right, vegan butcher's -has opened, see....

Wut?

Butchering has nothing to do with vegetables. I respect (but don't always understand) anyone's ideological dietary choices, but vegans don't eat meat so why would they go to a (vegan) butcher?

I'm thinking of opening a Carnivorous Greengrocers but after orange sausages masquerading as carrots, I've run out of ideas Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 15:50 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not quite a greengrocers but you could diversify and have some chicken nuggets pretending to be tofu
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

This shit fucks me off as well. I just tell Vegans and Veggies they're still spiritually screwing over animals by remaining attached to the meat aesthetic. That really screws them up.
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Using their logic.

Lambs eat grass, grass is vegan.

Therefore lamb is made of grass and is vegan.

All butchers are vegan.
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I mentioned this "butchers" to the wife...

"The mere mention of the word 'vegan' makes me want to punch someone."

Well quite Shocked
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PostPosted: 16:31 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want meat based vegetables.
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fisty wrote:
Using their logic.

Vegans eat vegetables, vegetables are vegan.

Therefore vegans are made of vegetables and are vegan.

We can eat vegans.


FTFY.
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
Fisty wrote:
Using their logic.

Vegans eat vegetables, vegetables are vegan.

Therefore vegans are made of vegetables and are vegan.

We can eat vegans.


FTFY.


Actually, cannibalism is perfectly vegan as it's not exploiting animals.
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn’t start this thread so anyone can abuse anyone. And as for you Mr Fisty that’s a post too far Crying or Very sad

I wanted to discuss the bald absence of logic in calling a vegan food seller a butcher.

Anyway I’ve given up on the idea of Carnivorous Greengrocer. I’m now going to be a Cobblermilliner and open a “Stylish Hatboots” shop.
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PostPosted: 18:32 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:


I wanted to discuss the bald absence of logic in calling a vegan food seller a butcher.


2 + 2 = 5
Logic is bad, mkay.
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PostPosted: 18:34 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
I want meat based vegetables.


https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/16/business/arbys-fake-carrot.html
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PostPosted: 19:56 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a 21 year old Black Woman, I find the whole mocking of a Vegan Butcher abhorrent, If the person wants to identify as a Butcher then they have every right to.
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
I want meat based vegetables.



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PostPosted: 20:06 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
As a 21 year old Black Woman, I find the whole mocking of a Vegan Butcher abhorrent, If the person wants to identify as a Butcher then they have every right to.


You hit all the bells with that post Miss. Cool
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PostPosted: 20:08 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Skudd wrote:
As a 21 year old Black Woman, I find the whole mocking of a Vegan Butcher abhorrent, If the person wants to identify as a Butcher then they have every right to.


You hit all the bells with that post Miss. Cool


Who the fuck are you calling me Miss? How the fuck can you presume my pronoun?
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PostPosted: 22:55 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

More mad cunts Rolling Eyes
Or are they just the same mad cunts, but with a different slogan on their bamboo fuckin t-shirts?

I dunno.
Ain't got time.
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:


Who the fuck are you calling me Miss? How the fuck can you presume my pronoun?


So we know about pronouns but not about fundamental infinatives eh?
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 11 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Skudd wrote:


Who the fuck are you calling me Miss? How the fuck can you presume my pronoun?


So we know about pronouns but not about fundamental infinatives eh?


I haven't a clue what you mean, but I feel insulted just in case.
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PostPosted: 02:43 - 12 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Skudd wrote:


Who the fuck are you calling me Miss? How the fuck can you presume my pronoun?


So we know about pronouns but not about fundamental infinatives eh?


Some grammar nazi you are. Laughing

That'd be infinitives.
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 12 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have carnivorous plants. They obviously aren't vegan.
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 12 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
I have carnivorous plants. They obviously aren't vegan.


Plants are definitely not vegan, what do you think they feed off at the cemetery?
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 12 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:


Plants are definitely not vegan, what do you think they feed off at the cemetery?


Sunlight and air. Why, what do you think plants eat?
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PostPosted: 13:41 - 12 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
I have carnivorous plants. They obviously aren't vegan.


Plants are definitely not vegan, what do you think they feed off at the cemetery?


Inevitably, a vegan/vegetarian here and there - does that make them cannibalistic?
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PostPosted: 14:26 - 12 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:


what do you think plants eat?


Maybe the same stuff that turns someone's brains so much to mush that they think you can have a vegan butcher's shop?
It is sad that there seem to be so many people today with so little purpose in life, that this is the kind of stuff they spend their time 'thinking' about, and that these are the kind of conclusions they come to. Where did education go wrong? And how do these people survive even one day in the real world?
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