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chickenstrip
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PostPosted: 20:05 - 15 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:


One week after the next apocalypse the smoke begins to clear and you can almost make out the far horizon.
All man-made structures have been destroyed and any infrastructure remaining has fallen into ruin.
You hear human voices off to one side.
Yes. Yes.. You think. I'm not alone. There are others. We can work together and rebuild this world and make it better this time.

Until you notice that the people you can hear are vegans. Sad


Nah, I don't buy it. You only have to say "bacon" to one and they wither and die. They're definitely not the cockroaches of the human race. Not as far as survivability is concerned anyway.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 15 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MCN wrote:

Until you notice that the people you can hear are vegans. Sad


Looks like its the fuckin tarantula legs for dinner after all Rolling Eyes


I'd have to go feral Shocked
Wouldn't last long, too soft. Laughing
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Islander
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PostPosted: 22:21 - 15 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Selective (not medical) diets are a luxury afforded by an affluent and well fed society.

Post apocalypse, your average vegan will be eating anything that's available - starvation is a bit of a leveller that way. Laughing
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BigTim
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 16 Apr 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Islander wrote:
Selective (not medical) diets are a luxury afforded by an affluent and well fed society.

Post apocalypse, your average vegan will be eating anything that's available - starvation is a bit of a leveller that way. Laughing


Bang on!

All these woke, trans, its my human rights fuckers will be grateful for a bowl of rat soup post apocalypse, they'd certainly be no use to anyone!
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