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Posted: 09:08 - 22 Apr 2021 Post subject: |
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Polo grew up in a household with NHS workers for parents - you want a bike? I'll take you into a few wards to meet some people.
Polo didn't get a bike.
Polo got a fiance, his own house. As bills settled down, Polo said he wants to pass his bike test. Now wife says she most certainly does not like that idea.
Polo passed DAS and bought a Fireblade as his first bike.
Be more Polo.
*Polo is now dead from the neck up. |
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What do you want on your epitaph?
"Died in motorcycle accident doing what he loved" sounds dramatic. But if "died in his sleep of dementia, lying in a puddle of his own piss" has more appeal then maybe bikes aren't for you ____________________ Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter |
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spongefinger Renault 5 Driver
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Tracey Suntan-King World Chat Champion
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Acknowledge her feelings. Go ahead anyway.
Take out life insurance that pays a million £.
That way she'll soon get over your being deaded on the motorbike.
I've also heard that wealthy widows soon attract a new partner, so it's a win all round
HTH ____________________ Whether you think you can, or think you can't, you're probably right |
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chickenstrip Super Spammer
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Sid, watch your back mate! ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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CorriganJ wrote: | to v or not to v wrote: | the general consensus seems to be that you need to be more dominant/alpha.
hint: my dog used to show these desirable qualities by humping any other dogs that he came across into submission.
you need to practice this. ideally by bending the wife over a motorcycle of your choice, and showing her whos the daddy. |
It's got nothing to do with being "alpha", fucking stupid thing to say you moron. "Humping someone into submisssion" is a crime, so I would advise against it... absolute idiot. Absolute idiot. |
You decided to take that seriously? Interesting. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Easy-X wrote: | chickenstrip wrote: | You decided to take that seriously? Interesting. |
Yeah, British/Celtic humour isn't for everyone. Easy to forget we have a small international contingent |
I hope you're not suggesting we ban humour because some of it might upset someone who can't discern that it is such? ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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chickenstrip Super Spammer
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I now see giving someone a "funny" karma rating partly as instructional. ____________________ Chickenystripgeezer's Biking Life (Latest update 19/10/18) Belgium, France, Italy, Austria tour 2016 Picos de Europa, Pyrenees and French Alps tour 2017 Scotland Trip 1, now with BONUS FEATURE edit, 5/10/19, on page 2 Scotland Trip 2 Luxembourg, Black Forest, Switzerland, Vosges Trip 2017
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 2 years, 360 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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