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chickenstrip
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PostPosted: 03:27 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
I quit doctors 5 or 6 years ago, cos they kept telling me to quit smoking too.
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PostPosted: 10:21 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Yes, but this isn't a thread about quitting.
You lot want to make it one, because that's what non-smokers do. But it really isn't Laughing

Have you thought about quitting telling smokers to quit? It can be done Mr. Green


Hmm? See now I didn’t tell you to quit, my solution is still up there Smile Thumbs Up
Second solution: wear your bash-hat all the time for the next ten days until you are able to source new tobacco supplies.
Visor down of course, then people can’t see your frustration/agitation at not having a smoke.

The sage that is Pepperami blah blah blah Wink


I have far to much time on my hands and a strange imagination! Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:16 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Thanks stinkwheel.
But my virus protection just prevented a download with a malware warning Laughing

I think you have to want to stop, don't you? I don't really. Been through all the reasons, all the advantages, time and again. Never seems to be enough.

I'd suggest not taking this thread, or me, too seriously Laughing

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PostPosted: 12:32 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:
Thanks stinkwheel.
But my virus protection just prevented a download with a malware warning Laughing

I think you have to want to stop, don't you? I don't really. Been through all the reasons, all the advantages, time and again. Never seems to be enough.

I'd suggest not taking this thread, or me, too seriously Laughing

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I think you have to want to stop, don't you? I don't really.


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PostPosted: 12:46 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cold turkey with the fags and use the vape as a crutch. Works for me.
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PostPosted: 12:52 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
I'm actually trying to figure out how I could afford to smoke more...and add weed to the mix. Maybe a little cocaine once in a while, and I haven't ever tried smoking opium yet.
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
chickenstrip wrote:
I'm actually trying to figure out how I could afford to smoke more...and add weed to the mix. Maybe a little cocaine once in a while, and I haven't ever tried smoking opium yet.


Grow your own tobacco?

It would be particularly foul so if you started smoking it in a pipe, it would also protect you from coronavirus.
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
chickenstrip wrote:
I'm actually trying to figure out how I could afford to smoke more...and add weed to the mix. Maybe a little cocaine once in a while, and I haven't ever tried smoking opium yet.


Magic mushrooms are free. Mr. Green

Have you tried cottaging, apparently, it's a great way to find fags...
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PostPosted: 15:31 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Have you tried cottaging, apparently, it's a great way to find fags...


Don't give me all that "apparently" bullshit, you know exactly what you're talking about Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:06 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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I haven't ever tried smoking opium yet.


Does encroaching old age/death make you want to try so-called "dangerous" things that you haven't yet got round to?
Or is that just me?

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PostPosted: 16:14 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Someone is going to be frantically drinking piss for the next couple of weeks...


What I do in my own home is nothing to do with you.
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
I've always wanted to try opium, but yeah, I guess I'm more inclined to now that I don't think there's anything much more I'm going to get out of this life.

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PostPosted: 16:37 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Send us your paypal deets and BCF will deliver baccy monkey Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 16:38 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Send us your paypal deets and BCF will deliver baccy monkey Thumbs Up


Can you use paypal in shops?
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PostPosted: 16:45 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Send us your paypal deets and BCF will deliver baccy monkey Thumbs Up


Can you use paypal in shops?


Oh Nobby you silly goose, of course snot. However at least he'd have some extra cash.......for opium.
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Just send me the opium Very Happy
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Christ, this vape stuff gets you wired, doesn't it?!
Maybe I ought to put it down once in a while Laughing

And if you think things are bad now, gonna run out of coffee soon Shocked Laughing

Aaargh! The real world! I can't face it! Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 20:56 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Christ, this vape stuff gets you wired, doesn't it?!


The trick is to mix your own, and keep on reducing the nicotine. I am currently on half a bottle of the bad stuff in every 250ml. This now lasts for ages as I often forget to take my vape with me. I still chug it like a $5 whore when the Navy is in port when having a beer or in company, but not so much at other times.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
stinkwheel wrote:
Grow your own tobacco?


Last time I saw a raw tobacco leaf was rolling blunts Shifty Anyone actually given it a go? Growing I mean!
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PostPosted: 21:19 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Easy-X wrote:
Anyone actually given it a go? Growing I mean!


Not tobacco, but weed I have. Things quickly got way out of hand (I planted about 90 seeds, expecting to only get a few successes, but they all came up, in a small rented flat, not ideal!) and I abandoned the project.
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Of Course growing Doh! Why didn't I mention that.


Nick, grow weed and sell it to purchase tobacco.


I can be so dumb sometimes. Rolling Eyes














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PostPosted: 21:30 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Of Course growing Doh! Why didn't I mention that.


Nick, grow weed and sell it to purchase tobacco.


I can be so dumb sometimes. Rolling Eyes


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You say joke, but growing anything can be quite rewarding, just from the point of view of doing it the best way you can, learning about that. I mean, really it doesn't take much to give weed the conditions in which it will grow, but then there's maximising for the healthiest, most productive plants etc. I could've got quite addicted to that, and never mind the reason for growing it in the first place. Not going to try it again though, not while it's illegal. I couldn't do it discreetly enough here for my peace of mind.
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PostPosted: 21:40 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
chickenstrip wrote:
Howling Terror wrote:
Of Course growing Doh! Why didn't I mention that.


Nick, grow weed and sell it to purchase tobacco.


I can be so dumb sometimes. Rolling Eyes


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You say joke, but growing anything can be quite rewarding, just from the point of view of doing it the best way you can, learning about that. I mean, really it doesn't take much to give weed the conditions in which it will grow, but then there's maximising for the healthiest, most productive plants etc. I could've got quite addicted to that, and never mind the reason for growing it in the first place. Not going to try it again though, not while it's illegal. I couldn't do it discreetly enough here for my peace of mind.


If madmark could grow 4 plants in his wardrobe in a 2up2down terrace , you could.

Say you did get nabbed....they pay you in prison to buy tobacco.

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PostPosted: 21:45 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
It wouldn't be the first time I've thought a one year or so stretch would actually solve a lot of problems for me Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:50 - 06 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
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It wouldn't be the first time I've thought a one year or so stretch would actually solve a lot of problems for me Laughing


1. Rent out property
2. Commit crime
3. Serve time buying baccy
4. Return to property and kill tenant
5. Serve time buying even more baccy
6. Return home and enjoy your retirement.
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