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Fat Angry Scotsman
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PostPosted: 11:36 - 11 Jun 2021    Post subject: Euro 2020 Reply with quote

Right, so what's everyone's thoughts on it then? I think it's going to be whoever wins the group between France and Germany is ultimately going to win the tournament.

I put a few punts on it, basically hoping that North Macedonia get absolutely whipped in all their games:

Austria v North Macedonia = Austria to win both halves,
Ukraine v North Macedonia = Ukraine to win both halves,
North Macedonia v Netherlands = Netherlands to win both halves.
(£2.50 treble)

Austria v North Macedonia = Austria to win (-1 handicap),
Ukraine v North Macedonia = Ukraine to win (-1 handicap),
North Macedonia v Netherlands = Netherlands to win (-1 handicap).
(£5.00 treble)

Turkey v Italy = Italy to win both halves,
Spain v Sweden = Spain to win (fulltime result),
France v Germany = Both teams to score in both halves,
Ukraine v North Macedonia = Ukraine to win both halves.
(£2.50 accumulator)
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PostPosted: 19:10 - 11 Jun 2021    Post subject: Re: Euro 2020 Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Right, so what's everyone's thoughts on it then?


I think it means even more shite on the TV, radio and online for the next month.
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 11 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I expect honourable words about work rate, belief and ability, followed by preening men cheating, spitting, falling over and then crying if they lose. I’ll watch some of it if there’s nothing else on, and I like the game but I’ve never understood the obsessional aspect, for me it’ll be instantly forgettable.
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PostPosted: 01:55 - 12 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

When does Big Brother return or I'm a Slebritie come round again?

Those should be good.
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PostPosted: 12:13 - 12 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Turkey v Italy = Italy to win both halves,

Well that was a good start NOT Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:33 - 12 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

iooi wrote:
Turkey v Italy = Italy to win both halves,

Well that was a good start NOT Laughing


RIP I didn’t watch the game but seen the result afterwards so that’s £2.50 I’ll never see again Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 12 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hopefully means the worst of the wankers won't be parking their camper vans anywhere they can't get mobile broadband reception next week while I'm away on my Scottish solstice camping run.
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PostPosted: 01:06 - 13 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Hopefully means the worst of the wankers won't be parking their camper vans anywhere they can't get mobile broadband reception next week while I'm away on my Scottish solstice camping run.


Green Welly is usually jumping during the day. Might have to park beside cars. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 10:27 - 13 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Green Welly is usually jumping during the day. Might have to park beside cars. Rolling Eyes


Green Welly is fucked. Fill up at Lixx Toll and blow past it. Take a sandwich and park somewhere more scenic and pleasant further on.

That whole bit between Lixx and Tyndrum is dead to me now since they put up average speed cameras, may as well be the A9. In fact, not content with the speed cameras, they are now trying to tell you what line to take into corners. They have (I shit you not) painted white lines on the approach to some of the corners to indicate what line they want you to take. Because white lines painted in the main carriageway on either side of the entry line to tricky corners is just what you need to improve safety... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 09:15 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
MCN wrote:


Green Welly is usually jumping during the day. Might have to park beside cars. Rolling Eyes


Green Welly is fucked. Fill up at Lixx Toll and blow past it. Take a sandwich and park somewhere more scenic and pleasant further on.

That whole bit between Lixx and Tyndrum is dead to me now since they put up average speed cameras, may as well be the A9. In fact, not content with the speed cameras, they are now trying to tell you what line to take into corners. They have (I shit you not) painted white lines on the approach to some of the corners to indicate what line they want you to take. Because white lines painted in the main carriageway on either side of the entry line to tricky corners is just what you need to improve safety... Rolling Eyes


The SNPers love this. Riding on their Rainbow Painted Buses in Embra Buses.
(Up That-a-Way there does appear heavy handed support for the Scootch Nazis though.)

This Scotch Government are not so slowly bringing in 50s on national speed limit roads.

There are still good roads but we'll have lost that Freeeedumb in Scorchedland long before our transport is mandatory electric.
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PostPosted: 10:04 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:

The SNPers love this. Riding on their Rainbow Painted Buses in Embra Buses.
(Up That-a-Way there does appear heavy handed support for the Scootch Nazis though.)

This Scotch Government are not so slowly bringing in 50s on national speed limit roads.

There are still good roads but we'll have lost that Freeeedumb in Scorchedland long before our transport is mandatory electric.


During lockdown, someone has been running round the Scottish Borders with their underpants on their head putting in blanket 20mph limits on all the towns. Pretty sure that isn't even legal... Still no cameras on the A7 and A701 though.
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Up That-a-Way there does appear heavy handed support for the Scootch Nazis though.)


Fuckin' teuchters! Mad
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PostPosted: 15:33 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont follow footy but Bonnie Scotland have put a regiment of troops out to defend our nation against a bunch of European Pretenders. Czechs Republicans.

They bastirts are currently being lulled into a sense of superiority on the field by being allowed to put two in the back of the Scottish Net.
It's a strategy. Cool

If, by some sort of miracles, Scotlands Brave boys lose to the bastirts then make it be known, Rhyno CZ will be subject to liberal negative karma from the Scottish BCF Massive.
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, it was a good tournament while it lasted. RIP Scotland Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 15:56 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Well, it was a good tournament while it lasted. RIP Scotland Crying or Very sad


I thought what I saw the teams were both good. Good flowing fitbaw.

Pity someone lost.

And no one partially died this game. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Well, it was a good tournament while it lasted. RIP Scotland Crying or Very sad


I thought what I saw the teams were both good. Good flowing fitbaw.

Pity someone lost.

And no one partially died this game. Thumbs Up


There was one casualty: my £5.00 for Scotland to win Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:


There was one casualty: my £5.00 for Scotland to win Crying or Very sad


I clicked on funny... But I know fine well that it's not funny...
I'd rather see blood lost.
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well done chaps - good to know that self-deprecating humour is still live and well in the land of salty porridge and sheep's innards..
.. a Red Biddy or two should see you straight.

BTW England never usually win their opening game - but I'm not sure what that means TBH.
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PostPosted: 19:33 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Typical home nations match. Come into it and Scotland are going to beat the world. Greatest Jockanese team ever. Get tonked.

That will be England in a few matches time after we have beaten a few crap teams and are now the greatest team EVERRRRR!!!!!

to get tonked by Iceland.
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PostPosted: 20:38 - 14 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
Typical home nations match. Come into it and Scotland are going to beat the world. Greatest Jockanese team ever. Get tonked.

That will be England in a few matches time after we have beaten a few crap teams and are now the greatest team EVERRRRR!!!!!

to get tonked by Iceland.



M8...

Scotland have two chances in any international competition.
1) A chance to take all.

2) The Ever Giving Golden Cow Chance of getting a kick at The English.

We won't be too disappointed on the train home.

Very Happy

Singing, 'Oh Flowerrrr of Scotland.....'

Very Happy
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 15 Jun 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:


There was one casualty: my £5.00 for Scotland to win Crying or Very sad


I clicked on funny... But I know fine well that it's not funny...
I'd rather see blood lost.


I found it funny too. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 11 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 23:16 - 11 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

So football's going Rome?

Ah well. Kicked dogs in the morning.
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PostPosted: 23:29 - 11 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
So football's going Rome?

Ah well. Kicked dogs in the morning.


Not from me , I just shouted at the cat, he just gave me a dirty look and went back to sleep.
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 12 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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