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Ice Burger
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 11 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Message me or comment below for anything else
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 11 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
At 135 lbs I recommend only those with goldwings apply.
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 11 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ice Burger wrote:
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standard pics or gtfo
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 11 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
What's her opinion on cute fluffy kittens and on bacon sandwiches?
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 11 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
At 135 lbs I recommend only those with goldwings apply.


Thats Goldwingist, you , you, person
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Anyway, I need to hide the body of my present trouble maker first.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 11 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shame she's Christian. If she was Muslim, donk would be in there like a ferret up a drain pipe.
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 11 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Does she like dark damp dimly lit places, is ok with loud noises and is ok with latex? asking for a friend
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 11 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Does she like dark damp dimly lit places, is ok with loud noises and is ok with latex? asking for a friend


Knew you were trity. How's dagmar?
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 11 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
At 135 lbs I recommend only those with goldwings apply.


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Well this went as about expected Very Happy

Photos hopefully coming soon, I've asked permission if I can send some.
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 11 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
So she doesn't like bacon? Sad
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Why can't people just say Fat Arsed?
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Why can't people just say Fat Arsed?


Nothing wrong with a fat arse.
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PostPosted: 16:35 - 13 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Why can't people just say Fat Arsed?


Nothing wrong with a fat arse.


There is shapely and there is a Fat Arse, it seems that the Fat Arse is worshiped more than a nicely shaped bum.
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 14 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wouldn’t she be better off with someone from the church community?
What about the Christian Bikers Group ?
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Wouldn’t she be better off with someone from the church community?
What about the Christian Bikers Group ?


What's wrong with BCF? We've had mumsnet members here!
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What's wrong with BCF? We've had mumsnet members here!

Had being the operative word .
Do you think a nice Christian girl wants to read our filthy/mucky banter? Shocked
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PostPosted: 09:53 - 14 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Do you think a nice Christian girl wants to read our filthy/mucky banter? Shocked


A big single mother is going to be desperate so will try that bit harder to please in bed. Being a religious type means she's gonna get a bit kinky about being depraved and ashamed.
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 14 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
pepperami wrote:

Do you think a nice Christian girl wants to read our filthy/mucky banter? Shocked


A big single mother is going to be desperate so will try that bit harder to please in bed. Being a religious type means she's gonna get a bit kinky about being depraved and ashamed.


..you've put some thought into this clearly. As I'm famously single lets have a pic..!
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..you've put some thought into this clearly. As I'm famously single lets have a pic..!


A100man about to get up her like a rat up a drain pipe Laughing
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Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
A100man wrote:
..you've put some thought into this clearly. As I'm famously single lets have a pic..!


A100man about to get up her like a rat up a drain pipe Laughing


Probably chipolata and Albert Hall are more appropriate nouns
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Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:


A100man about to get up her like a rat up a drain pipe Laughing


Probably chipolata and Albert Hall are more appropriate nouns


Darn you! I'll have you know I'm known as 'the Manxman*' around these parts, or ' a man named horse'.

.assuming I can still get the old chap 'angry' that is... Rolling Eyes

*-as in man with extra leg, not tail-less
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A100man wrote:
assuming I can still get the old chap 'angry' that is... Rolling Eyes


Mate buy some viagra online, you don't need a prescription: problem solved.
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