Todays - What Grinds my gears

[Bhud]

I would have thought that at my age, I would have given up giving a shit about looking like shit. But I don't like the look of me on my security camera today... So it's back to as I was in my 30s and quitting the fried food and getting back on the veg as of next week. In a way, it's a shame. It was great not giving a shit. But not giving a shit is only cool up to a certain point, and this is it.

[to v or not to v]

starlings. noisy greedy aggressive little gang bangers
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current bike Yamaha Thunderace.
its old and fat, but its a damned good ride. the bikes not bad either.

[recman]

[Easy-X]

Since I work from home now I physically do fuck all so I've scaled back to a light breakfast + dinner and skip lunch altogether. Pretty much at the same weight I was pre-lockdowns so seems to be working out well.
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[grr666]

I'm going to attempt a 7 day fast to see if I can shift some lbs.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[Diggs]

[Easy-X]

Cold turkey... sandwiches on Boxing Day
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Husqvarna Vitpilen 401, Yamaha XSR700, Honda Rebel, Yamaha DT175, Suzuki SV650 (loan) Fazer 600, Keeway Superlight 125, 50cc turd scooter

[grr666]

[recman]

I now have to pay for these bastards to go to prison when they really should be swinging on the end of a rope.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-65697782

[to v or not to v]

[stinkwheel]

[RhynoCZ]

[grr666]

[Easy-X]

[Polarbear]

[WD Forte]

I seriously doubt a sudden 7 day fast is a good idea
and would advise against it.
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bikers smell of wee

[RhynoCZ]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Wild camping with the little bastard last night. He was awake at half bastard 5 this morning wanting to know when I was going to do his breakfast.


https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/img-20230526-wa0009.jpeg
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[grr666]

I appreciate the thoughtful replies gentlemen I really do. I can confirm the weight gain is a combination of 12 full
months of complete inactivity, some days I take fewer than 50 steps all day, depressive comfort eating, excess alcohol
consumption, living off of whatever is in the reduced price section which is usually ready meal type stuff. I do only eat
once a day already, I really can't be arsed to make food more often than that. I visit the local shop half a mile away and
drive there and back so I can get back inside my house as soon as possible. My curtains haven't been opened in months.
I've let myself get into such a shit state that I don't even want to go outside anymore.
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Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
Ste wrote: Avatars are fine, it's signatures that need turning off.

[stinkwheel]

[Nobby the Bastard]

If I take the tablet off him it makes me look bad because I was watching films on mine most of last night.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Polarbear]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Cycled there so no car. I did, however, take the 12v battery out of his lambo and cconnected the power socket electrical thing off the Strumpet to a USB output thingy so things could be charged up if necessary.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Easy-X]

[WD Forte]