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recman
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PostPosted: 08:44 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I thought I had hayfever on Friday but its developed into a headcold.
Feels like man-flu.


Can't be man-flu if you are able to post on here.

Talking of flu, I had my jab on Saturday.
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PostPosted: 09:18 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weisse Schlange wrote:
Hmm not posted here for a few weeks , so been saving them up.

125 hondas (twunts)

Grandson getting sacked for being a twunt although he is going through the mill growing up so is now living with me for running repairs.

Going back to work when I just want to retire.
Not getting out on my mountain bike, that's shit.

Oh, and cancer, of the "My old mans bones" variety. It can fuck right off the utter cunt.

Brain haemorrhages, of the " Auntie dropping dead and leaving my old uncle completely bereft and lost" variety,. It can fuck right off as well.

There'll be more soon no doubt.


Console yourself with far worse than 125s which is just learners making the usual mistakes, are those fat wheeled electric mopeds the deliveroovians career around on.
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Those "im special i don't have to wear a mask" lanyards. Usually seen around the neck of some twunt chugging on a fag.
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PostPosted: 16:00 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Those "im special i don't have to wear a mask" lanyards. Usually seen around the neck of some twunt chugging on a fag.


One of my mates has one of them. Still wears it even though we don't have to wear masks now. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


One of my mates has one of them. Still wears it even though we don't have to wear masks now. Rolling Eyes


See, "special".
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:


One of my mates has one of them. Still wears it even though we don't have to wear masks now. Rolling Eyes


Have you told him how "special" he is?
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

The chin hammock is now a fashion choice in many supermarkets around here.

That, and mouth breathers who go around with their naked noses, but fully covered gob. The dirty little teases.
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PostPosted: 19:37 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wish I knew what I am supposed to do with my life *sigh*
I need someone to send me a sign.
Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:56 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I need someone to send me a sign.
Laughing


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PostPosted: 19:58 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes





Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I wish I knew what I am supposed to do with my life *sigh*
I need someone to send me a sign.
Laughing


Do whatever you want Thumbs Up .
Anyone tells you otherwise, tell them to fugk off!
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I wish I knew what I am supposed to do with my life *sigh*
I need someone to send me a sign.
Laughing
Here's two from when I was testing out the sign design software for work.
https://images.versys1000.com/realisticsigns.jpg
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PostPosted: 22:37 - 13 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I wish I knew what I am supposed to do with my life *sigh*
I need someone to send me a sign.
Laughing


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PostPosted: 08:53 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ordered a new (lease) car 4 months ago. Still hasn't arrived. Due to the worldwide shortage of semi-conductors apparently. Now looking like I won't get it until December.

If Skoda can't get hold of enough semi-conductors, why can't they get whole ones and just break them in half?
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
Rolling Eyes





Laughing


You may get lucky...

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PostPosted: 11:19 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:
Live, Love, Laugh. Laughing

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PostPosted: 14:43 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I suspect with hellkat it could quickly go another way. Laughing

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PostPosted: 14:57 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 15:03 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
https://www.atchuup.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ps13.jpg


The cake is a lie.
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fucking petrol prices Mad 36 fucking quid to fill the bike today. E5 fuel is £1.38 a litre here, it has gone up 3p per litre since they brought in E10 fuel. The normal unleaded price has stayed the same, Bastards. Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

martin734 wrote:
Fucking petrol prices Mad 36 fucking quid to fill the bike today. E5 fuel is £1.38 a litre here, it has gone up 3p per litre since they brought in E10 fuel. The normal unleaded price has stayed the same, Bastards. Evil or Very Mad


Just put in £20 every time - that way the price always stays the same Very Happy
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

martin734 wrote:
Fucking petrol prices Mad 36 fucking quid to fill the bike today. E5 fuel is £1.38 a litre here, it has gone up 3p per litre since they brought in E10 fuel. The normal unleaded price has stayed the same, Bastards. Evil or Very Mad


What range do you get from a tank?
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I decided to roast a squash, cos the senior consort gave me a couple of them, and I was too lazy to open a can of red salmon.

But then I got engrossed in the NHS job and forgot about them, until I could smell that something in an oven somewhere was cooking. Oh! That would be the squashes I put on about three hours ago.

Luckily they were salvageable, just a bit of a leathery top layer, but which was easily improved with a LARGE knob of butter in each half and then a massive dollop of cream cheese on top of that.

Scoffed my way through them, but something has now given me a swollen lip. I wonder if I am allergic to squash, butter, cream cheese or just Things That You Eat Straight Out of The Oven and Burn Your Mouth On.

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PostPosted: 19:15 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:


What range do you get from a tank?


The Tiger tank with it’s 88mm gun, had a range of over 1km (1000m) Thumbs Up Wink
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PostPosted: 19:45 - 14 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
martin734 wrote:
Fucking petrol prices Mad 36 fucking quid to fill the bike today. E5 fuel is £1.38 a litre here, it has gone up 3p per litre since they brought in E10 fuel. The normal unleaded price has stayed the same, Bastards. Evil or Very Mad


What range do you get from a tank?

I average about 250-275. Most I have got is just over 300 and the least is just over 200.
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