Well

[Nobby the Bastard]

A number of people paid up front for the PrecipitationMate but nothing ever appeared.

As I've said on many occasions, if it were possible or practical you'd see them on F1 helmets.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[UncleFester]

And still you don't want to bolt a scalextric motor and a 1970s mini wiper to your visor. Clearly there is room for more drugs.
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Module 1 and 2 passed - October 2014. Happy owner of a 2017 Z1000SX, ex owner of a YBR125 / CB500 / VFR800.

[Ste]

Conman? How is that possible when he isn't a grown man?

[Nobby the Bastard]

Speaking of Donk...

https://www.facebook.com/WhatWereTheyThinkingDM/videos/483038612430751
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Ste]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

[hellkat]

Grumpy Jocko: BCF has a very long and complicated history, even before it became BCF it was long and complicated - you are best off just wondering how the fuck we are still here, and why we haven't all exploded into a frenzy of self-immolation.

If we had to provide a list (long or short) of past history that has coloured our lives within the walls of this particular dungeon, you may well find yourself thinking you had wandered into a particularly serpentine Tardis medieval fortress.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

[Nobby the Bastard]

In that case search for 'shit geyser'....

Oh, and what was the name of the bloke who shat in someone's front garden at a bcf bbq? Edit: covdude
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Islander]

But whatever you do, don't search for 'cake farts'

[Nobby the Bastard]

Or 'shereen'
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

Is it true that ALL fish fingers are made in Grimsby?
I've gone back to eating the occasional fish finger (when I'm not doing keto).

But I'm always a little circumspect about the matter. I have to eat them all in one go, quite literally put an entire one in my mouth all at once while its still covered in breadcrumbs and brown sauce.

If I take bites out of them and can actually see the fish in the finger, then it reminds me where they come from, and makes me squeamish.

I know, I know ...
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

[Bhud]

I never discussed anything with the Donk, nor have even mentioned him before. I was never impressed with the guy. In fact, I strongly disagreed with him. The guy was awful - simply awful - and didn't use the forum to do anything but peddle his hatred and fear of aliens. He needed to be told that his beliefs weren't shared. He presented himself as an odious individual, and I hope he reevaluates his beliefs with exposure to some new people and new experiences, and in time loses some of his prejudices. I'm not going to lie - I have held some views in the past which were not exactly savoury, but I learned more about the world, and changed. People are capable of growing as human beings, improving and changing over time. Even religious fanatics can change. But that doesn't mean others, in the meantime, are expected to simply tolerate their nonsense in any random setting, such as a bike forum, simply to avoid being accused of suppressing unPC views. He can go and frequent Stormfront or something if he doesn't want to change. Nobody is suppressing his views. However, it's only fair to point out that he kicked himself out of here. He was incredibly disagreeable, and members here downvoted him with disagree/flame/spam because they felt like it as a result of his conduct.

[MCN]

[ThatDippyTwat]

Which chavvy oik is he in this then?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58

Couldn't stand him. Pushed his spunktrumpetry at every opportunity, at least others manage to keep a lid on that shite.
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'98 VFR800 (touring) - '12 VFR800 Crosrunner (Commuting) - '01 KDX220 (Big Green Antisocial Machine)

[WD Forte]

MC smart controls.
"The Rainpal smart irrigation controller design is the most recent, state-of-the-art weather based
smart irrigation controller available today with 4G and multiple communication ports.
The complexity and accuracy of the weather and feature based technology is the most accurate and easiest user experience available."

I think the blurb mentions saving lives and tested to 160 mph too.

https://mcsmartcontrols.com/img/about-img-rp.jpg
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bikers smell of wee

[MCN]

[Pete.]

So Rainpal is a product that actually puts water ON things?

Who'da thunk it?
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[Nobby the Bastard]

Its a bit like a blow job.

In my experience they do a lot more sucking than blowing.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Skudd]

[Ste]

[Islander]

[Ste]

Is it even possible to fetish mine for cake farts?