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PostPosted: 17:59 - 28 Jul 2021    Post subject: the missus is all over my new mate. Reply with quote

she wont leave him alone...

he is a little cutey though-

https://i.imgur.com/vHQLQ0a.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/weEVvEK.jpg

still working on a name. Sam is winning at the moment.
i wasnt allowed to call him Cat Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 20:30 - 28 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

You may as well concede defeat, no man can compete with a pup.
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PostPosted: 20:37 - 28 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
You may as well concede defeat, no man can compete with a pup.


Until he's chewed up her last pair of jimmy choos Very Happy
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 28 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

My doggo chewed the back out of my Adidas Sambas.
I couldn't stay mad.
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PostPosted: 21:15 - 28 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

unfortunately the little rascal is going for my footwear. i think he recognises a soft touch Very Happy
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 28 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

V.Adorable.
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PostPosted: 04:37 - 29 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fukin' Kebabradours are the ultimate dugs. I've kept three. Sadly, we had to let them go meet the Baby Jesus when their time came.

The wee Yella Fella there has worked out that his cuteness will pay for any of his misconduct/mischief for ever.

Keep him away from food. Very Happy
They can eat until they burst.
I often feel like snap-slapping people who overfeed their dugs. Its a most common sort of animal abuse.
The strain on the beasts system is immense.

And look after your local vets too.

Yous will need a vet for that lil fukir. Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 07:54 - 29 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Keep him away from food. Very Happy
They can eat until they burst.
I often feel like snap-slapping people who overfeed their dugs. Its a most common sort of animal abuse.
The strain on the beasts system is immense.


This.
When I had my old Jack Russell I used to see this big fat f*ck with a big fat Lab in the park.
Poor thing could hardly move but the prick owner used to call the dog lazy.
I think it was only around 7 years old when its heart gave out.
Mr Creosote continued to walk around the park looking for sympathy until I told him it that basically it was his fault his dog had died.
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PostPosted: 08:10 - 29 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

thanks for the advice fellas Thumbs Up
we are quite clued up though, this is the third lab the wench has brought home.
we lost our last one in 2019 due to old age.
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 29 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:
I used to see this big fat f*ck with a big fat Lab in the park.
Poor thing could hardly move but the prick owner used to call the dog lazy.
I think it was only around 7 years old when its heart gave out.
Mr Creosote continued to walk around the park looking for sympathy until I told him it that basically it was his fault his dog had died.

Similar thing here. We got our lab puppy 9 years ago and she met a new 'friend' in the park; another lab of identical age. We've frequently seen this dog over the years; he looked like a wheelie bin with a leg at each corner. By 5 he was diabetic and pretty much blind. Haven't seen him for ages now - I assume he karked it. Meanwhile, mine continues to career round the park in circles like a mad thing
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 29 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

You now need a vax to clean the carpets.
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PostPosted: 17:56 - 29 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
You now need a vax to clean the carpets.


Or OP could be interested in crowd funding a grewt new product.

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PostPosted: 18:41 - 29 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's lovely. Fuck, I want another dog.
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 29 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
He's lovely. Fuck, I want another dog.


lovely he might be, but the little shit wakes us up about 1am every morning screeching.
we are keeping him in a crate at night/when out, to stop the house getting chewed up.
i leave the wench to deal with it Mr. Green
then he kicks off again about 5am, so this is my new alarm call.
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PostPosted: 23:30 - 29 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

to v or not to v wrote:
Polarbear wrote:
He's lovely. Fuck, I want another dog.


lovely he might be, but the little shit wakes us up about 1am every morning screeching.
we are keeping him in a crate at night/when out, to stop the house getting chewed up.
i leave the wench to deal with it Mr. Green
then he kicks off again about 5am, so this is my new alarm call.


You'd screech if you were taken from your mummy as a kid and locked in a prison each night. Take him to bed with you you cruel sod. Wink
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PostPosted: 08:32 - 30 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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You'd screech if you were taken from your mummy as a kid and locked in a prison each night. Take him to bed with you you cruel sod. Wink


noooo. i learned thats a mistake with the last dog. losing half the bed space, having my pants/socks carried off in the middle of the night, having my face repeatedly licked as soon as the dawn chorus kicked off, because someone decided it was breakfast time...

im too much of a soft touch and they know it Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:14 - 30 Jul 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:
He's lovely. Fuck, I want another dog.


Ye want another dug?

We'll dug ye.

Ye wur telt naw the last time. Mad
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