I aint no biker bruv.....

[WD Forte]

For the first time in many years I no longer own a motorcycle.
The touring Beemers went some years ago and the
CX stayed as a hack/tinker toy but thats's gone now.
Now I has a scooter
Yes! you heard me, a scooter

Get over it

https://imgur.com/LovtbIc.jpg
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bikers smell of wee

[Brava210]

I am also a Gaylord.............but your's looks even more lady like than mine
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Honda Novio, Puch Grand Prix, Suzuki AP50, CZ 125, Wassell 125, Montesa 348,Honda 125TDC, Suzuki 100ER, Suzuki GSF650 Bandit, Aprillia Pegaso, Honda PCX125, Honda Forza300, BMW G310 GS, Suzuki SFV650, Honda CB500X

CHARLEY SAYS " ALWAYS TELL YOUR MUMMY BEFORE YOU GO OFF SOMEWHERE"

[Bhud]

No chance you got rid of the CX.

[Nobby the Bastard]

You are nothing to me now.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Keithy]

Is it the one with two front wheels?

[Pigeon]

On roads where traffic is doing less than 60, scooters are good fun.
Have tortured a couple of holiday rentals on mountain roads, good times.

Also comfy and practical.

[Brava210]

Does it have Pink Tassles on the end of the bars?
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Honda Novio, Puch Grand Prix, Suzuki AP50, CZ 125, Wassell 125, Montesa 348,Honda 125TDC, Suzuki 100ER, Suzuki GSF650 Bandit, Aprillia Pegaso, Honda PCX125, Honda Forza300, BMW G310 GS, Suzuki SFV650, Honda CB500X

CHARLEY SAYS " ALWAYS TELL YOUR MUMMY BEFORE YOU GO OFF SOMEWHERE"

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

Mind to put up the pics when you get your skirt and nails done to match your scoot
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PRESENT: 2018 BMW S1000XR SE Sport.
PAST: 2009 Kawasaki ER-6F. 2021 Zontes ZT-125U.

[A100man]

CX gone, but why? You loved those com-stars!

Do you actually want another bike - I'm sure I can find a tinker toy in my shed if so.
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Now: A100, GT250A, XJ598, FZ750

Then: Fizz, RS200, KL250, XJ550, Laverda Alpina, XJ600, FZS600

[WD Forte]

Yep "like summer tempests came his tears" and all that
when I saw those Comstars rolling up on the trailer

TBH I finally had to admit I'd just lost interest and got bored with it after 20 years of having
various CXs about.
I think a good sign it wasnt an impulsive action is, I dont miss it.
In fact I feel a sense of relief and I'm musing over what to tinker with next.

That wee 110 Vision is a 2018 model I got in exchange for services rendered
( not sexual ! no pillow biting involved! )
and would keep it as a runabout, but at 6'2" and 14 stone it feels such a weeny thing
and I cant get comfy on it.
It was a non runner and needed a fair bit of TLC when we stuffed it in the back of the Galaxy
and now it's ready for it's first MOT and
I hope when sold will provide funds towards my next project.
Money is definitely an issue for me.
I stripped every panel off it. Cleaned, checked, fixed and painted stuff.
Renewed a few broken panels, sorted the wiring, fitted a new battery and rear tyre
and had the engine out to remove a broken exhaust stud and you know what?
I enjoyed it!

Tomorrow the impulse buy arrives.....
Hope I haven't dropped a bollock

Watch this space
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[Easy-X]

[Bhud]

That's quite curious.

I realised I couldn't guess what bike you've got coming your way.

Inexpensive with good parts availability, plus not-an-80s-or-90s-Jap, plus low-to-mid capacity, plus not-4-cylinder, all the while offering a suitable level of tinkering challenge, not so quirky as a Ural as you're done with the BMW tourers, etc.

That leaves us with obscure enduros of the past, or possibly an Enfield.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Knowing what WD tends to like it's going to be a GT550 and not the probably slightly insane suzuki ones....
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[Hong Kong Phooey]

Subscribed

For the avoidance of any remaining doubt, *they're getting a Harley.

*not sure which pronoun applies anymore.
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'81 CG125, '97 FZS600 : '99 CBR600F4, '09 KTM RC8

[Nobby the Bastard]

[WD Forte]

Behold the Majesty!
Look upon my scoot ye mighty grubby biker bastards and despair

https://imgur.com/MPRJWx2.jpg
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bikers smell of wee

[Fat Angry Scotsman]

[chickenstrip]

[UncleFester]

Ummm *blinks* what am i looking at here?
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Module 1 and 2 passed - October 2014. Happy owner of a 2017 Z1000SX, ex owner of a YBR125 / CB500 / VFR800.

[Bhud]

[Brava210]

Is that a Lady's Burgman?

It also has the "Go Faster, I mean Slower" Exhaust
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Honda Novio, Puch Grand Prix, Suzuki AP50, CZ 125, Wassell 125, Montesa 348,Honda 125TDC, Suzuki 100ER, Suzuki GSF650 Bandit, Aprillia Pegaso, Honda PCX125, Honda Forza300, BMW G310 GS, Suzuki SFV650, Honda CB500X

CHARLEY SAYS " ALWAYS TELL YOUR MUMMY BEFORE YOU GO OFF SOMEWHERE"

[Keithy]

[Nobby the Bastard]

Is the space under the seat for storing tampons?
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[andym]

[Islander]