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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 14:52 - 28 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kris wrote:
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but will let him donate any of his produce to me when I'm in the vicinity.


..and they say romance is dead. Razz


Hellcat, the slut-box sperm bank.

That gives me an idea for a custom title, where's ste and his direct line to Korn....
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 28 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honestly, Nobster sweetie ... I've seen more imagination in a seven year old.

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PostPosted: 17:48 - 28 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Look, if I had said I had been letting someone fossick about in my lady garden all weekend, Nobster would have jizzed in his short trousers.
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 28 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kris wrote:
..and they say romance is dead. Razz

I think we're a bit too old for romance. Laughing
But it's quite nice that he's being nice. Ish.
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PostPosted: 20:00 - 01 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just found out that this year most of my Uni lectures will actually be on campus instead of by video call. At least that is the plan.
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 02 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

habanero chilli coated liquorice
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 02 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
habanero chilli coated liquorice


WHAT Shocked

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PostPosted: 22:51 - 02 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Christ on a bike.

As if your arse wouldn't take enough of a hammering with the ingestion of too much liquorice, you have to do the equivalent of pulling through a piece of rusty barbed wire out of your arsehole, by adding habanero chilli to the equation Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:31 - 03 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Liquorice is extremely risky shite to eat.
If over indulgence of it is your thing.

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"An increase in intake of liquorice can cause many toxic effects. Hyper-mineralocorticosteroid syndrome can occur when the body retains sodium, loses potassium altering biochemical and hormonal activities.[40] Some of these activities include lower aldosterone level, decline of the renin-angiotensin system and increased levels of the atrial natriuretic hormone in order to compensate the variations in homoeostasis.[41]

Some other symptoms of toxicity include electrolyte imbalance, edema, increased blood pressure, weight gain, heart problems, and weakness. Individuals will experience certain symptoms based on the severity of toxicity. Some other complaints include fatigue, shortness of breath, kidney failure, and paralysis.[42][43] At least one death has been attributed to excessive licorice consumption.[44]

Many adverse effects of liquorice poisoning can be seen and most are attributed to the mineralocorticoid effects of GZA. Depending on the dose and intake of liquorice, serious problems and even hospitalization can occur. People with previously existing heart or kidney problems may be more susceptible to GZA and liquorice poisoning.[40] It is important to monitor the amount of liquorice consumed in order to prevent toxicity. It is difficult to determine a safe level, due to many varying factors from person to person. In the most sensitive individuals, daily intake of about 100 mg GZA can cause problems.[45] This is equivalent to 50 g liquorice sweets. However, most people can consume up to 400 mg before experiencing symptoms, which would be about 200 g liquorice sweets. A rule of thumb is that a normal healthy person can consume 10 mg GZA a day.[46] In 2020, physicians reported a case of a man who died of cardiac arrest as a result of drastically low potassium levels. He had been eating a bag of black licorice a day for three weeks previously.[9][47]" Wiki
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 03 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Liquorice is extremely risky shite to eat.
If over indulgence of it is your thing.

Hoodathunkit?

"An increase in intake of liquorice can cause many toxic effects. Hyper-mineralocorticosteroid syndrome can occur when the body retains sodium, loses potassium altering biochemical and hormonal activities.[40] Some of these activities include lower aldosterone level, decline of the renin-angiotensin system and increased levels of the atrial natriuretic hormone in order to compensate the variations in homoeostasis.[41]

Some other symptoms of toxicity include electrolyte imbalance, edema, increased blood pressure, weight gain, heart problems, and weakness. Individuals will experience certain symptoms based on the severity of toxicity. Some other complaints include fatigue, shortness of breath, kidney failure, and paralysis.[42][43] At least one death has been attributed to excessive licorice consumption.[44]

Many adverse effects of liquorice poisoning can be seen and most are attributed to the mineralocorticoid effects of GZA. Depending on the dose and intake of liquorice, serious problems and even hospitalization can occur. People with previously existing heart or kidney problems may be more susceptible to GZA and liquorice poisoning.[40] It is important to monitor the amount of liquorice consumed in order to prevent toxicity. It is difficult to determine a safe level, due to many varying factors from person to person. In the most sensitive individuals, daily intake of about 100 mg GZA can cause problems.[45] This is equivalent to 50 g liquorice sweets. However, most people can consume up to 400 mg before experiencing symptoms, which would be about 200 g liquorice sweets. A rule of thumb is that a normal healthy person can consume 10 mg GZA a day.[46] In 2020, physicians reported a case of a man who died of cardiac arrest as a result of drastically low potassium levels. He had been eating a bag of black licorice a day for three weeks previously.[9][47]" Wiki
My god, this stuff causes all sorts.
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 03 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

^^That Bstard Bertie Bassett has a lot to answer for.
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PostPosted: 15:09 - 03 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

He's a true dirty bertie in all senses of the word.
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PostPosted: 20:41 - 04 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mate brought his 919RR Fireblade back to live and on the test ride I've noticed this on the rear tyre... Razz

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/pxl_20211003_154238439.jpg
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 04 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

yen_powell wrote:
Other stuff about licquorice
MCN wrote:
academic stuff about liquorice[9][47]" Wiki
My god, this stuff causes all sorts.


Whereas I just find that too much of it gives me the shits.
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I'm especially fond of the raspberry flavoured Australian stuff.
Its very difficult NOT to eat it all in one go.
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 04 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

ive just discovered high resolution audio streaming. have lost myself in a free trial of Tidal.
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PostPosted: 21:55 - 06 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oiled because amused. Local advert on Facebook for a waste carrier, definitely not a fly-tipper, accompanied by picture of a sofa-laden chassis van on a dirt road next to a field. Probably genuine but the irony escaped them.
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 06 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
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Remember that time when Facebook went offline and the world was happier for those few hours. Wub

Fly tipping scum advertising on Facebook should be reported to your local council, chances are there's a specific page on their website about fly tipping and how to report them. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 06 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
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Remember that time when Facebook went offline and the world was happier for those few hours. Wub

Fly tipping scum advertising on Facebook should be reported to your local council, chances are there's a specific page on their website about fly tipping and how to report them. Thumbs Up

He replied saying it was his field. Laughing
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PostPosted: 09:39 - 08 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

My old mans gears were ever so slightly oiled day before yesterday by not having to go through bone cancer anymore.
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PostPosted: 11:01 - 08 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

More kayaking. Obviously.

The club doesn't want to run groups how I want to so I'm running my own group in a separatist movement type of way and we went out yesterday. It was a big success and all was good apart from we kind of had less people at the end than we started with which wasn't great so I decided to use all my delegation skills to send other people to go and find the missing person.

It's unfortunate that they ended up swimming for quite a while and had hassle emptying their boat but they're an adult and there's only one person in the group who I'm responsible for looking after (other than myself) when on the water. Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 08 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

So you rebelled, went rogue then lost and nearly drowned your followers.

Are you some kinda paddling Jim Jones or somit ? Smile
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PostPosted: 13:52 - 08 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

RhynoCZ wrote:
My mate brought his 919RR Fireblade back to live and on the test ride I've noticed this on the rear tyre... Razz

https://www.bikechatforums.com/files/pxl_20211003_154238439.jpg


Presumably Metzeler?
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 08 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weisse Schlange wrote:
So you rebelled, went rogue then lost and nearly drowned your followers.

Hand

I made suggestions for the running of groups that I'm helping to run and or being asked running entirely on my own, was told it's not possible but as over 18's can go out at any time we can arrange such things ourselves rather than it being part of Wednesday or Saturday sessions. We also had one of nobby's kids with us because he's special and by that I mean his parents have signed a disclaimer saying they're okay with their kid going paddling with me and that they're okay with me being responsible for him. So he is the one person that I have to be responsible for.

Nobody came close to drowning, all that happened was she had a bit of trouble emptying her boat after she fell in.

The number of followers is increasing, other instructors like the idea of how I'm splitting the groups up and running them, the separatist movement is going to plan and I wasn't expecting that. Laughing

Because I'm organised and excellent, I've already got plans for what the two groups being run tomorrow will be doing. Mr. Green

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Are you some kinda paddling Jim Jones or somit ? Smile

Because I don't know who that is, I'm going to assume you meant Jono Jones and no, I'm not Jono Jones.
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 08 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:

Weisse Schlange wrote:
Are you some kinda paddling Jim Jones or somit ? Smile

Because I don't know who that is, I'm going to assume you meant Jono Jones and no, I'm not Jono Jones.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonestown Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:23 - 08 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:

Weisse Schlange wrote:
Are you some kinda paddling Jim Jones or somit ? Smile

Because I don't know who that is, I'm going to assume you meant Jono Jones and no, I'm not Jono Jones.


Jim Jones was the first 'messiah' who convinced all his followers to poison himself.

A bit like wako but without the 'death by cop' element and with poison.
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