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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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Posted: 21:43 - 18 Nov 2022 Post subject: |
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I got to pick who gets to repair my exhaust today...
I now have to wait until up to January 13th for an initial appointment delve into my underworld, god knows
how long it will be until they get a scalpel to work up there. Opted for treatment at the private clinic rather then
the Bristol Royal infirmary which is a horrible grubby hospital. It does sound like something from a porn movie though. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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Posted: 23:36 - 18 Nov 2022 Post subject: |
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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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Posted: 02:38 - 19 Nov 2022 Post subject: |
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grr666 wrote: |
I'm not trying to get treatment for a sore elbow here, I'm bleeding from
my arse and it hurts to take a dump every day. I can see me shelling out for this myself and going full private, I'm not
sure how much more of this I can take, certainly not several more months of it until the NHS condescends to give me
treatment I've been paying for on layaway for years. |
Yes, phone BUPA. Couple of years ago, I couldn't piss. Well, I could but it was taking a good 5 minutes. In fariness, they checked out it wasn't a prostate problem but then said I'd have an appointment to see a urologist within 3 months... ffs, I can't piss NOW and I know enough about medicine to know not emptying your bladder fully (because there's only so long you can take before you give up) will lead to bigger problems down the line.
Called BUPA, Had an appointment with a consultant urologist specialising in mens bits the following week where I was examined then sent for x-rays, ultrasound and flow measurement. By that I mean I went downstairs, had all that done then went back up by which time he had the results and told me I had a stricture. Booked in 10 days later for surgery and a CT scan to make sure a renal cyst that showed up on the scan was nothing to worry about (it wasn't).
Hospital was clean, well equipped and pleasant, individual room for the day, courteous and understanding staff.
Came in well under the price of a akro exhaust system for your new bike. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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Came in well under the price of a akro exhaust system for your new bike. |
Already bought one of those. I'm not concerned about how much it might cost, I have the money to pay for treatment.
It's the principle, why should I pay twice? What pisses me off is that as a tax and NI payer, I get worse treatment than
a fucking dole/disability scratcher who contributes zero to the health service and more often than not are the very
same people clogging up the system (no pun intended) so they can keep their spurious sick note claims ongoing.
I've said for years that the NHS and DSS are reliant on each other, each sending a steady stream of 'clients' to
the other.
On a slightly more positive note, I just dropped a deuce today that was painful initially as expected, but my steady
diet of soft fruit, baked beans, lactulose AND Dulcolax over the last few days made it past the blockage and came
out like an amphetamine charged, greased eel. It was of significant heft, crowning the water by a good four inches.
Flattening my by now almost pregnant looking stomach by a similar margin and causing the loo to nearly overflow
upon flushing, even though there was no paper in the bowl. It's the (not so) small things. I shall price up a
fully private poo chute rejuvenation procedure forthwith. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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stinkwheel Bovine Proctologist
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On the basis you're blaming stopping smoking for this, you should take a picture of your ringpiece now and if you're ever tempted to have a cigarette again, have a look at it first. ____________________ “Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles. |
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stinkwheel wrote: | On the basis you're blaming stopping smoking for this, you should take a picture of your ringpiece now and if you're ever tempted to have a cigarette again, have a look at it first. |
Good advice, I really shouldn't have started up again, particularly after nearly nine years completely tobacco free
and especially since the exact same thing happened the first time I quit, also requiring unpleasant surgical intervention
after the fact. I was a fucking idiot starting smoking again, but I was having a tough time in my life, with no tangible
support whatsoever despite my best efforts to get some from the reliably unfit for purpose NHS and slipped back into old
habits as a cope. I won't be relapsing a second time.
As I've learned to my considerable discomfort, relapse=prolapse. ____________________ Currently enjoying products from Ford, Mazda and Yamaha
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Quote: | What pisses me off is that as a tax and NI payer, I get worse treatment than
a fucking dole/disability scratcher who contributes zero to the health service and more often than not are the very
same people clogging up the system (no pun intended) so they can keep their spurious sick note claims ongoing. |
I suspect you are getting the same treatment... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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stinkwheel wrote: | On the basis you're blaming stopping smoking for this, you should take a picture of your ringpiece now and if you're ever tempted to have a cigarette again, have a look at it first. |
The expression 'bumhole like a blood orange' springs to mind.... ____________________ Now - Speed Triple, old ratty GS550, GSXR750M
Gone (in order of ownership) - Raleigh Runabout, AP50, KH125, GP125, KH250, CBX550, Z400, CB750FII, 250LC, GS550, ZXR750H1, Guzzi Targa, GSX750F, KH250 x2, Bimota SB6R and counting... |
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Yet again Mr Grr666 the saga of your bum hole predicament is making me laugh until my eyes are in tears!
Mr Stinkwheel suggested that you take a picture of your bum hole! .
I have visions of you and your camera phone in all sorts awkward positions !
“Look at the camera and say cheese”
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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 1 year, 155 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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