So... What oiled your gears today?

[MCN]

[hellkat]

[MCN]

[UncleFester]

By the time you find out it's usually too late, beyond your control and no longer your problem.

That said. the finest aromas are usually at the final squeeze and that's a fine balancing act between it being someone elses problem and making it your problem.

Anything violent i can hiss out in a lift or shared space is a gift that should always be given, preferably with a fake look of faint disgust to avoid the blame. Public transport seats are always good, just before you stand up so as the seat foam expands, it sucks it back in ready for the victim to sit down and squash the foam, expelling said air out around them.

As Hellkat said, be moar child.
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Module 1 and 2 passed - October 2014. Happy owner of a 2017 Z1000SX, ex owner of a YBR125 / CB500 / VFR800.

[virus]

[MCN]

[Howling Terror]

MotoGP on one screen and Northwest 200 on t'other.

Got up at 4am to meet the dawn. Although it was only 3 degrees there was no breeze. Heard a cuckoo amongst the chorus.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwAJUauWYAIPitn?format=jpg&name=4096x4096
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[hellkat]

[hellkat]

See, the smell aspect entirely disinterests me, that must be a bloke thing.
For me, it is simply all about the slapstick value of the noise.
(Probably I watched too much Harpo Marx as a child)
I will laugh all day at fart noises but once it reaches my nostrils, I immediately turn NIMBY.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Easy-X]

[hellkat]

Exactly.
Mel Brooks has long been a comedy hero of mine.
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[MCN]

[hellkat]

My favourite is The 12 Chairs.
Its very funny.
I had a bit of a crush on Frank Langella back when he was young and beautiful

But also, The Producers with Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder - classic
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

That's a paddlin'...

https://i.imgur.com/0auLjgK.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/AHcpV3u.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/utmKITI.jpg

Soz about the blur on the last one, some shit got on the lens and I couldn't tell cause I couldn't see anything on the screen due to how bright it was.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[hellkat]

I have another filming job to do this week.
But it starts at 5am, ugh!

When I'm allowed to release the details, you'll see that it's a bit of a hoot.

I don't ASK for these jobs
It just seems that I attract the zany ones.
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[recman]

Life in general really. Just feeling a bit more positive about stuff lately.
Probably due to the better weather.

[to v or not to v]

[UncleFester]

A beach caster with a decent lead weight would be pretty accurate at that distance. As would a bait feeder catapult - up to you what you load it with

Gears oiled by this weeks weather.
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Module 1 and 2 passed - October 2014. Happy owner of a 2017 Z1000SX, ex owner of a YBR125 / CB500 / VFR800.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Do you think that a bunch of fat anglers would really want to take on 200 plus people, some of which are incredibly fit and active, and including parents of the youngsters taking part?

That was just a few of one class in the photos. I'd say there were at least 100 boats on the water in total at different times.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[grr666]

[hellkat]

haha, I have to stop watching.The one on the escalator has made me breathless with laughter.
So childish!
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[hellkat]

[grr666]

[Easy-X]

Hellkat in a naughty nun outfit?!

https://media.tenor.com/QrNHc6Puo0MAAAAd/carol-vorderman-vic-reeves.gif
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[stinkwheel]

Mrs stinkwheel wanted another outdoor pen for her rabbits. Effectively a box made of heavy-duty 2" welded steel mesh. They are super expensive.

I've been scratching my head for a while now thinking "These things look like something else I've seen that should be really cheap.". I finally twigged what it is today.

Rock gabions. Exactly the same thing, even heavier duty. 1/4 of the price.
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I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.