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PostPosted: 20:54 - 05 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
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Buster pill giver....

...The tip of their tongue comes out of their mouth when they swallow. If you haven't seen the tongue, they haven't swallowed it.


Will that doofur double as a suppository delivery device?


only if you stick it in until their tongue comes out Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 10 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

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A courier delivered a second set on Friday, excellent.
I think that because I complained twice (first time nobody responded) then probably whoever is ticking boxes at the other end had just re-processed my order (twice), yay!
I expect Alice et al can afford it.
But I put it in the cupboard at the back so I don't accidentally wear it or a month or two, in case they ask for it back, along with the KISS hoody Laughing

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Oh yea, and my blingy Hollywood Vampires fangirl gear turned up at last. Yay!

I'm not gonna send back the KISS hoody, they can afford to lose fifty bucks on a mis-delivered hoody Laughing I don't even like KISS but fuck it. Laughing

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PostPosted: 19:42 - 12 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

finally being able to log back in to bcf, kept trying to get a reset password to no avail, then relaised I was probably too lazy to change it from the last time I got one
hello

I have been lurking Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:27 - 12 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

thx1138 wrote:
finally being able to log back in to bcf, kept trying to get a reset password to no avail, then relaised I was probably too lazy to change it from the last time I got one
hello

I have been lurking Laughing

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PostPosted: 23:52 - 13 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

I seem to have finally managed to train my ex to empty his ashtray and leave it on my outside wall beside the rubbish bins when he is leaving Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:31 - 14 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I seem to have finally managed to train my ex to empty his ashtray and leave it on my outside wall beside the rubbish bins when he is leaving Laughing


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PostPosted: 16:33 - 14 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had given up potato mash because keto ( Crying or Very sad ) and tried celeriac which seemed okay, vaguely parsnippy but not potato. However, I froze a box of celeriac mash along with a layer of fried bacon for future reference, and I took it out today for lunch.

Big knob of butter, fried celeriac mash and then added the bacon, stirred it about until it resembled a kind of "hash" (no smirking at the back!) and it was actually fucking awesome, even on top of a fairly pedestrian bag-salad.

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PostPosted: 13:08 - 19 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

M&S Smoked Scottish salmon and cream cheese sandwich filler.
Highly moreish.
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PostPosted: 00:29 - 20 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mmmm been AFK for a bit ... todays gear oiling is a Ducati Streetfighter V2 in ..... khaki green. I'm oddly drawn to it and all the practicalities of the Z1000SX that it doesn't have for the one thing that the Ducati does have and that's engine character out of the box.

Finally admitted to myself that inline 4 just don't float my boat like a lairy twin.
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PostPosted: 09:13 - 20 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I finally found the cause of the intermittent charging on one of my bikes. Connector at the alternator end for the charge signal wire was slightly dodgy.

Of course, the fault being intermittent (charge light coming on, and voltage gauge showing no charging of battery occuring) means I won't know i've actually fixed the problem unless I just ride the thing and see what happens. But the condition of the wire core corrosion and the spade oxidisation makes it a strong contender for the cause. Plus- it's the charge signal wire, it should have been the first place to look, but oh well. Cool
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 20 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

blurredman wrote:
I think I finally found the cause of the intermittent charging on one of my bikes. Connector at the alternator end for the charge signal wire was slightly dodgy.

Of course, the fault being intermittent (charge light coming on, and voltage gauge showing no charging of battery occuring) means I won't know i've actually fixed the problem unless I just ride the thing and see what happens. But the condition of the wire core corrosion and the spade oxidisation makes it a strong contender for the cause. Plus- it's the charge signal wire, it should have been the first place to look, but oh well. Cool


Occam's razor strikes again. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 20 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Given work commitments I only did about 3hrs on my latest course assignment and ended up submitting it 2 mins before the cut-off time Shocked

Still managed to pass, phew!
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PostPosted: 20:27 - 20 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had lunch with my long-time Russian girlfriend who lives in Cyprus now, and she brought her twin sons with her.

We had pizza and icecreams at Queensway after a rambunctious lunchtime jaunt at the Princess Diana Memorial Playground.

She describes them as "feral" but really they're just used to living in outdoorsy Cyprus, not stuffy old London.

Somehow we didn't get any pictures, but suffice to say after 3.5 hours of feral 4 year olds, I was ready to take my box of half-eaten pizza and get on the train home Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 29 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Snagged a deal on a BarclayCard: 0% balance transfer for 12 months, 0% transfer fee. Nice. Not that I had a lot to put on it but every little helps.
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 29 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Managed to apply some heat reflective window film to my south-facing living room windows/door.
Its like a greenhouse in the summer unless we have the curtains drawn but then of course the room is too dark.
Anyone else use this window stuff?
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PostPosted: 10:40 - 30 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:

Anyone else use this window stuff?


I have the reflective film on my office window, which is south facing. It's surprisingly effective. Pre-film I had to leave the room about 1530 in the middle of summer, now I can last until about 1700.

However, pain in the arse to apply without wrinkles, quite a thick film, and looking through it from the inside everything is slightly distorted, like an old window.

Still, the benefits outweigh the negatives. It cost me 30 quid, 2 years ago, and is still up.
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PostPosted: 14:42 - 30 Mar 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robby wrote:
recman wrote:

Anyone else use this window stuff?


I have the reflective film on my office window, which is south facing. It's surprisingly effective. Pre-film I had to leave the room about 1530 in the middle of summer, now I can last until about 1700.

However, pain in the arse to apply without wrinkles, quite a thick film, and looking through it from the inside everything is slightly distorted, like an old window.

Still, the benefits outweigh the negatives. It cost me 30 quid, 2 years ago, and is still up.


I must admit, I did get a wierd moisture build up which distorted the view outside a bit but after a little research it turns out to be a fairly common occurrence.
Managed to eventually force out the tiny pockets of fluid with the edge of a plastic credit card so that now things are perfectly clear.
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PostPosted: 22:49 - 06 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Helping my 80 year old dad, asked him to pass me a rubber mallet. Instead he handed me a leather “hide hammer” which he has had since he was an apprentice, though he did get the leather refilled in 1973
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PostPosted: 00:47 - 07 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Memorial service for a cousin.

Yes it's sad that someone died (she was 81) but the amount of family that turned up... including Ian who now likes to be referred to as "Pink" (they live in California.) It was delightful how delicately ppl danced around the topic Smile
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 08 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

A whiny little bitch on FB blocked me after I called out his bullshit about ADHD being imaginary. Fucking snowflake.
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PostPosted: 16:27 - 08 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
A whiny little bitch on FB blocked me after I called out his bullshit about ADHD being imaginary. Fucking snowflake.


Entirely imaginary? Not sure about that. A card that's overplayed? Most certainly.

Half the people on my Uni course mutter about their ADHD and I wonder how many of them are on prescription pills as they're too Middle Class to roll a spliff Thinking
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 08 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

You do know that ADHD medication is a stimulant and not a psychedelic or sedative?

So, really not like a spliff at all and very difficult to get a hit off because it raises dopamine and not serotonin.
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 08 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
You do know that ADHD medication is a stimulant and not a psychedelic or sedative?

So, really not like a spliff at all and very difficult to get a hit off because it raises dopamine and not serotonin.


Exactly. Most of 'em actually have anxiety issues rather than ADHD per se. But hey, "woe is me" is the order of the day Sad
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 08 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raising dopamine doesn't help with anxiety issues so ADHD medication and thus diagnosis wouldn't help.

The thing is, ADHD has to be disagnosed by a specialist and the drugs for it are controlled so its a high bar to get them, unlike the drugs for anxiety (SSRIs) which seem to be given out like sweeties so I suspect you are talking bollocks again.
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 08 Apr 2024    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Raising dopamine doesn't help with anxiety issues so ADHD medication and thus diagnosis wouldn't help.

The thing is, ADHD has to be disagnosed by a specialist and the drugs for it are controlled so its a high bar to get them, unlike the drugs for anxiety (SSRIs) which seem to be given out like sweeties so I suspect you are talking bollocks again.


Fair enough it's only anecdotal evidence. People being vocal about ADHD - quite a few. People talking about the ongoing problem with specific prescription medicines - a tiny fraction. My conclusion, from what you're saying, a proper ADHD diagnosis is aspirational for some people. Bearing in mind the largest increase in recent years is 10~15yo age group I'm suspicious of adults banging on about.

Regardless, from DSM5:

- Frequently overlooks details or makes careless mistakes
- Often has difficulty maintaining focus on one task...
- Often appears not to be listening when spoken to...
- Frequently does not finish following instructions...
- Often struggles to organise tasks and activities...
- Is frequently reluctant to engage in tasks which require sustained attention
- Frequently loses items required for tasks and activities
- Is frequently easily distracted by extraneous stimuli...
- Often forgets daily activities...

I only need 5 in the "inattention" category so apparently I have ADHD... when the wife is talking at me.
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