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PostPosted: 17:52 - 16 Aug 2021    Post subject: Shitterton Reply with quote

This guys visiting the uk rudest place names on a 50cc Tomos moped

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-58229967
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PostPosted: 18:58 - 16 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hope he swings in past Cockermouth on his way through the lakes and takes a quick hike up Great Cockup while he's there.
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PostPosted: 19:17 - 16 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is he planning on taking in Ireland? Diving at the coastal village of Muff strikes me a.a suitable endeavour.
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 16 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wotcha.

I recommend he swings by Upton on Severn and visits this little beauty.

https://www.moonshiners.org.uk/LWMEimages/weekend2015/2015week10.jpg
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 16 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 21:24 - 16 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shame.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane#Locations

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Parsons Street in Banbury was first recorded as Gropecunt Lane in 1333, and may have been an important thoroughfare,[35] but by 1410 its name had been changed to Parsons Lane
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PostPosted: 21:41 - 16 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

If he's near Hull he can to go Wetwang .... or if he's up Ncl way. he can go from Long Benton into Wideopen.
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PostPosted: 22:05 - 16 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pensioners Bush in Tasmania Shifty
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 16 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10:31 - 17 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe he'll pass through Domeupthedungslope too?
Or Mayhellfuckitintoyou.
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PostPosted: 12:04 - 17 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Brown Willy on Bodmin Moor Smile
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PostPosted: 13:49 - 17 Aug 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

...or a personal favourite of mine, 'Long Fallas Crescent' in Brighouse...
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PostPosted: 01:45 - 03 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/jgYNww9.jpeg

On my infrequent trips past this road, one of the two Lady Gardens signs has always been missing. Presumably nicked by smutty-minded felons.

However I passed the other day and the missing sign has been replaced by one saying “Lady’s Garden”. Where’s the smut in THAT?

I blame the Nanny State, Brexit and Joe Biden.

I just hope they don’t do the same to “Twat Avenue” which is just round the corner Rolling Eyes Laughing Tut Tut
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PostPosted: 07:58 - 03 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
Tracey Suntan-King wrote:
https://i.imgur.com/jgYNww9.jpeg

On my infrequent trips past this road, one of the two Lady Gardens signs has always been missing. Presumably nicked by smutty-minded felons.

However I passed the other day and the missing sign has been replaced by one saying “Lady’s Garden”. Where’s the smut in THAT?

I blame the Nanny State, Brexit and Joe Biden.

I just hope they don’t do the same to “Twat Avenue” which is just round the corner Rolling Eyes Laughing Tut Tut


Without proper cuntext the sign could be earmarked for removal by Grammar Nazis.
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PostPosted: 10:46 - 03 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Without proper cuntext the sign could be earmarked for removal by Grammar grammar Nazis.

FTFY Wink
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PostPosted: 16:20 - 03 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffles wrote:
MCN wrote:
Without proper cuntext the sign could be earmarked for removal by Grammar grammar Nazis.

FTFY Wink


Probably perfectly legal to capitalise grammar in that cuntext, as it was employed as the name of a group.
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 03 Sep 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to commute through a village called Buckland, the sign having an increasingly distorted ‘B’ as someone daubed white paint on it overnight, and then respectable locals fixed the ‘B’ with black paint. It seemed to be a running battle and always made me chuckle on the way home. Welcome to Fuckland.
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