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Polarbear
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PostPosted: 12:49 - 01 Oct 2021    Post subject: I know times are hard in the pub trade but.... Reply with quote

Advertised for my local.

https://fb.watch/8mHFY4oe2a/

I can't get to post a screen shot for some reason but it says 'Botox and Filler Event'. Shocked

Perhaps they have invited Katie Price.
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PostPosted: 13:57 - 01 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stratford Lock isn't in Essex, is it? Laughing Laughing Laughing

We have a waistline-plumping evening at our pub - curry night!
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 01 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
Stratford Lock isn't in Essex, is it? Laughing Laughing Laughing

We have a waistline-plumping evening at our pub - curry night!


Fenny Lock, MK.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQKKHWZ8bpY3T6f11y-Y7ysNdyrySWQQftRg&usqp=CAU
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PostPosted: 14:32 - 01 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like a pleasant enough setting for an injection of bull's semen, or whatever botox is Smile
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PostPosted: 20:23 - 01 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its germs.
Botox is germs.

Very unpleasant germs.

That is all I know.
So not going there.
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PostPosted: 21:57 - 02 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

Surely something like this has to be done in sterile conditions, not in a pub?
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PostPosted: 22:48 - 02 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

It *is* sterile: they spray it with unicorn phlegm.
Its an arcane world of hygienic magic - how else would you explain "micellar water"...?
You men should just stay out there in the sawdust bar.
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PostPosted: 08:20 - 03 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's simply an out for when you have exhausted your list of reasons to go to the pub.

She'll not have heard that one before.

"I'm going down the pub Pet, the boys have arranged for a Botoxer to come round and do us. Dont think I'll be long."
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PostPosted: 09:44 - 04 Oct 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:

You men should just stay out there in the sawdust bar.


If you can find one. The metro-sexuals are winning at the moment Rolling Eyes
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