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Evil Hans
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PostPosted: 15:33 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Re: Outright Hooligan bike. Reply with quote
MilfHunter wrote:
Womens fanny's


FFS. At least get the apostrophe ON THE RIGHT FUCKING WORD!
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Re: Outright Hooligan bike. Reply with quote
https://i.imgur.com/tECFFf7.jpg

MilfHunter wrote:
Preferably naked in black.

That's what Donk said.
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Ahhh Nobby with the face of a dog. Still at it I see. I'm going to take your head at the next BBQ you dweeb.


Try that and you'll have to buy yourself new teeth. Again.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ste wrote:
Why are people rating his post as abusive? Confused

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Because his very existance is a crime against humanity.
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Re: Outright Hooligan bike. Reply with quote
MilfHunter wrote:
I want something that is going to give me that rush as I filter through traffic at 70+


Have you considered a really deep, and I mean a seriously, inappropriately intrusive enema? Apparently they really can be quite the rush, with the additional bonus of ensuring you're not full of shit.
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PostPosted: 17:04 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Not that I ever much know who is who here
but is Milfhunter a reincarnation of the sprocket welding,
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he does seem to have some of the hallmarks
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PostPosted: 17:09 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
WD Forte wrote:
Not that I ever much know who is who here
but is Milfhunter a reincarnation of the sprocket welding,
Arabian princess protecting, 'Bodyguard' of old?

he does seem to have some of the hallmarks


Yarp.
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PostPosted: 17:16 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Re: Outright Hooligan bike. Reply with quote
MilfHunter wrote:
It has been a number of years since I've had a motorcycle and it's an urge I can no longer fight.

I've got a very strong hankering for an outright Hooligan bike I want something that is going to give me that rush as I filter through traffic at 70+.

Budget 5K. Preferably naked in black. I'm thinking MT09 or FZ1N.

I'm going to buy new Alpinestar leathers. Womens fanny's are going to be like a decorators paste buckets across the land when they see me getting the front airborne.


Have you still got that hairdressers car?

Edited to add, if you find the thread on majestic bikes, there's a lovely clown bike that might suit you.
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PostPosted: 17:32 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Re: Outright Hooligan bike. Reply with quote
MilfHunter wrote:
It has been a number of years since I've had a motorcycle and it's an urge I can no longer fight.

I've got a very strong hankering for an outright Hooligan bike I want something that is going to give me that rush as I filter through traffic at 70+.

Budget 5K. Preferably naked in black. I'm thinking MT09 or FZ1N.

I'm going to buy new Alpinestar leathers. Womens fanny's are going to be like a decorators paste buckets across the land when they see me getting the front airborne.


Welcome back, I’ve missed your particular brand of posting!
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
MilfHunter wrote:
take your head


Odd. I heard you preferred to give.
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Re: Outright Hooligan bike. Reply with quote
Polarbear wrote:

Have you still got that hairdressers car?



Just his phone number and fond memories.
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PostPosted: 17:48 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Evil Hans wrote:
MilfHunter wrote:
take your head


Odd. I heard you preferred to give.


The lack of teeth is a bonus and he gets paid more as a result.
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
Good old Ashley - never fails to disappoint.
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Ashley


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asXw2a4kQLc
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 16 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Good old Ashley - never fails to disappoint.


That was definitely what she said Mr. Green
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Ah, it's Bodyform. Thought you had fecked off and headbutted a tree... Oh well, there's always time, I'm an optimist.
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I've missed this guy, he's much more fun than donk.
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PostPosted: 11:42 - 17 Dec 2021    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Good old Ashley - never fails to disappoint.


I think I meant to write 'never fails to entertain'.. oh well.
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MilfHunter wrote:

Prepare for swollen wallnut whip nipples ripe to be sucked and moist love chambers gagging to be stuffed with biker sausage ladies.


You should be writing for Mills and Boon you romantic smoothie!
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