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McHattrick
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 14 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
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What's wrong with BCF? We've had mumsnet members here!

Had being the operative word .
Do you think a nice Christian girl wants to read our filthy/mucky banter? Shocked

That 'nice Christian girl' has already broken at least one of the 10 Commandments. I don't think a little BCF profanity will hurt too much.
I am more concerned about the 'lost partner tragically' statement.
I mean I wouldn't want our A100man to suddenly disappear (assuming he gets the wee chap operational).
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PostPosted: 16:14 - 14 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

McHattrick wrote:

I am more concerned about the 'lost partner tragically' statement.
I mean I wouldn't want our A100man to suddenly disappear (assuming he gets the wee chap operational).


I'm sure that if he ties his leg to the bed frame he'll be able to climb out eventually.
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 14 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:


I'm sure that if he ties his leg to the bed frame he'll be able to climb out eventually.


I wish I knew what that meant Confused
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PostPosted: 17:46 - 14 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'd be able to follow the rope to find your way out....
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PostPosted: 11:34 - 15 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Out of curiosity I googled 'Zambian women' and found myself directed to a fascinating web-site called 'Zambian Mail-order Brides' - who knew? Anyhow here's one image that was presented...

https://mail-order-bride.com/images/all/86-1593256841972.jpg

.. are we getting warm?
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 15 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Out of curiosity I googled 'Zambian women' and found myself directed to a fascinating web-site called 'Zambian Mail-order Brides' - who knew? Anyhow here's one image that was presented...

https://mail-order-bride.com/images/all/86-1593256841972.jpg

.. are we getting warm?


You do know that in a few years time , she’ll look like Diane Abbot after an evening at Fight Club whilst chewing a wasp Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:13 - 15 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody hell, she's stolen my mooring rope to make a wig. Shocked

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PostPosted: 13:30 - 15 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

probably more like this

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-wBbqvnDqwMM%2FT43YwcYLlhI%2FAAAAAAAAAb4%2FO6Pq7tg5eXM%2Fs1600%2Fmulher%2Bfeias.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
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PostPosted: 14:05 - 15 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:


Shocked Shocked Shocked , eek!
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PostPosted: 14:06 - 15 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:


I’ll bet your search history is interesting Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 15 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepperami wrote:
I’ll bet your search history is interesting Laughing Laughing


Quite a lot of tentacle porn ngl
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PostPosted: 10:14 - 16 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Quite a lot of tentacle porn ngl


Shocked eww! Sick dirty boy!
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 24 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this her dating profile.
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PostPosted: 15:39 - 24 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

She looks like a nice girl.
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PostPosted: 16:57 - 24 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
At 135 lbs I recommend only those with goldwings apply.

135lbs is only 9 stone. I'd be more worried that she's willing to consider dates off BCF, which is the equivalent of rooting around in the plughole for snacks after you've done the washing up.
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 24 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Being taller than me but weighing less with a big bum and boobs doesn't compute.

Add Zambian descent and its going to be kilos, not pounds.
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 24 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zen Dog wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
At 135 lbs I recommend only those with goldwings apply.

135lbs is only 9 stone. I'd be more worried that she's willing to consider dates off BCF, which is the equivalent of rooting around in the plughole for snacks after you've done the washing up.


Oh Embarassed
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PostPosted: 10:19 - 25 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:


Well you have to spend all that money on something.
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PostPosted: 10:54 - 25 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

She looks a tad 'special interest' to me. There will be plenty of takers, I'm sure...
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 25 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
Well you have to spend all that money on something.


I would rather buy a pallet of steak pies than buy someone who has already eaten a pallet of steak pies Sad
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PostPosted: 14:38 - 28 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmm, all jokes and poor taste comments aside we never did get to see the proposed pic(s) from IceBurger - did we?
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 28 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Hmm, all jokes and poor taste comments aside we never did get to see the proposed pic(s) from IceBurger - did we?


Don't think so, or at least, my inbox remains notably empty. I assume IceBurger realised after the initial responses, that this was a bad idea and ran orf.

Surely if you divide BCF users by active/east London/single/younger than 40/christian you're going to end up with an absolutely tiny pool of potentials anyway. IceBurger just needs to tell her to get on Tinder/Bumble/GravyEnemaFetishistDating or whatever, like normal people.
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PostPosted: 16:34 - 28 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zen Dog wrote:
GravyEnemaFetishistDating

https://i.imgur.com/oo7lGwZ.png

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PostPosted: 19:24 - 28 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

You both have far too much time on your hands. Deviants Razz Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:02 - 28 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would that be cold gravy or would you warm it up first?
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