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grr666
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PostPosted: 20:44 - 28 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Would that be cold gravy or would you warm it up first?
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 28 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Zen Dog wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
At 135 lbs I recommend only those with goldwings apply.

135lbs is only 9 stone.


or about the same weight as Ronda Rousey

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PostPosted: 21:46 - 28 Feb 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Would that be cold gravy or would you warm it up first?

No.
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PostPosted: 10:58 - 01 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
duhawkz wrote:
https://stylecaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/ronda-rousey-buffalo-jeans1.jpg


Am I the only one who finds it hot that she could kick fuck out me? Kinda similar to my previous fascination with Victoria Pendleton - she's not actually that hot to begin with but gets hotter when you realise she could crush your head like a fucking cashew nut between her thighs.

No? Just me? OK Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:26 - 01 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Victoria Pendleton - she's not actually that hot

Well she certainly does it for me: https://youtu.be/ZobvFSeKICE
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 01 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Victoria Pendleton - she's not actually that hot

Well she certainly does it for me: https://youtu.be/ZobvFSeKICE


Too old for me as a long-term thing but would still give her one.
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 01 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Victoria Pendleton - she's not actually that hot to begin with but gets hotter when you realise she could crush your head like a fucking cashew nut between her thighs.


Oh for the life of a millennial.. It was always walnuts in my day.
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PostPosted: 12:48 - 01 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Would that be cold gravy or would you warm it up first?

Depends. Warm provides smoother entry, but it does have the downside that if you start leaking you may not notice until other family members/co-workers/bus passengers point it out. Cold is a much more intense experience, but you may have have to "encourage" lumps of congealed gravy up your arse with a spoon. You pays your money and all that. Not that I would know anything about that sort of thing obviously.

Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:
Am I the only one who finds it hot that she could kick fuck out me?


Not my thing personally, but I loved the Louis Theroux episode about female bodybuilders. "You ever been wrestled to the ground by a strong woman, Louis?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OWqz5FMEY0
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Fat Angry Scotsman
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 01 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Oh for the life of a millennial.. It was always walnuts in my day.


If she ever has me in a headlock between her thighs I am not going to be arguing the finer points of which nut my head is like at the time Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:00 - 01 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Zen Dog wrote:
Not my thing personally, but I loved the Louis Theroux episode about female bodybuilders. "You ever been wrestled to the ground by a strong woman, Louis?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OWqz5FMEY0


Me: "I am going out with the boys for drinks tonight",
Her: "No you're not",
Me: "No I'm not".

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PostPosted: 03:36 - 02 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have a funny Victoria Pendleton story . . . .

Mrs. Moth dragged me to Nottingham to watch some kind of city center cycle race. Having absolutely no interest in cycling whatsoever I agreed only because I love her dearly.

The ladies event was happening as we arrived, so we took the opportunity to walk the course to find a good spot, which just happened to be near a decent'ish looking pub.

I'm stood besides a cobbled street section & totally lost in a hazy, distant dream while watching some of this worlds most healthiest young ladies wobbly bits wibbling over the cobbles led by Vikky by a considerable distance, when suddenly & for no reason I can imagine my missus whacked me & called me a "dirty bastard".

Can you imagine my absolute embarrassment as the group crowded around that spot . . . LED BY RICKY GERVAIS . . . launched into barracking me with variations on theme of "you dirty bastard".
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 02 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fat Angry Scotsman wrote:


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Is it me or does that lady have a shadowy image of a penis emerging from her taut cleavage?
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PostPosted: 16:01 - 02 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Is it me or does that lady have a shadowy image of a penis emerging from her taut cleavage?


If she ever wanted to peg you, you wouldn't have a choice in the matter Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:21 - 02 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
A100man wrote:
Is it me or does that lady have a shadowy image of a penis emerging from her taut cleavage?

Perhaps a little too far north.
Maybe an aortic arch?
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 02 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Either way she can't rub them against my dick whilst sucking on it.

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PostPosted: 23:05 - 02 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
A pegging? I've heard of that.. Oh well if that what it takes these days Thinking
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 04 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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A pegging


An expression I haven't heard in years! A mate of mine used to like 'back door action' with his wife, however she didn't quite as much, so she used to let him only if she could reciprocate, if you know what I mean... They rarely ate curry on quiet nights in.
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PostPosted: 20:46 - 09 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 10 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Apologies hellcat - too graphic? Given some of what I read on here, I thought that was a tame description Laughing
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A pegging


An expression I haven't heard in years! A mate of mine used to like 'back door action' with his wife, however she didn't quite as much, so she used to let him only if she could reciprocate, if you know what I mean... They rarely ate curry on quiet nights in.


How do you know? Did you get to watch? Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:09 - 10 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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How do you know? Did you get to watch?


Their pillow-biting or them choosing a takeaway?
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PostPosted: 23:35 - 31 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
At 135 lbs I recommend only those with goldwings apply.


I reckon from the height and weight its secretly you Thumbs Up
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