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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 10:13 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

And you break it's heart by beating it in a 'who's got the biggest cock' competition.
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PostPosted: 12:24 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Bold washing liquid featuring the poncey metrosexual Dad and his nauseating gen z daughters


There's a whole slew of those geezers in ads these days. It's the future.
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 10 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Vax carpet washer ad. Another sad tale of gay dad pathetically attempting to be mum to his poor kids.
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 10 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
The Vax carpet washer ad. Another sad tale of gay dad pathetically attempting to be mum to his poor kids.


I'm confused. Are your feels hurt by the fact a man has to do the cleaning or because you don't think gay men are capable of bringing up kids?
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 10 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:


I'm confused. Are your feels hurt by the fact a man has to do the cleaning or because you don't think gay men are capable of bringing up kids?


Neither, there's just a certain desperation in the guy which I struggle to pin down. Maybe he's not gay though, perhaps just a bit soyboy? are they even his kids? there`s something up for sure.
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PostPosted: 22:29 - 10 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe you should just not watch ads like a normal person.
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 10 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Maybe you should just not watch ads like a normal person.


Ok next time I watch telly il`l do it as a wierdo instead. Laughing
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PostPosted: 01:23 - 11 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate that the Omaze lady sounds like she comes from a council flat and is trying to hide it. I can hear the input of her elocution teacher Laughing
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PostPosted: 04:22 - 11 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hate all ads unless she's got nice tits.
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PostPosted: 23:12 - 11 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

So, if Bold washing powder guy got together with Vax carpet cleaner guy what product would they be punting out? Also would the kids get on or could things get nasty? Thinking
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PostPosted: 08:33 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
I hate all ads unless she's got nice tits.


and arse, she certainly has to have a nice arse. Wub

See, that's whats wrong with the Sun now, no page 3.
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

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See, that's whats wrong with the Sun now, no page 3.


Don't speak too soon.......diversity page three incoming!
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PostPosted: 13:36 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Polarbear wrote:


See, that's whats wrong with the Sun now, no page 3.


Don't speak too soon.......diversity page three incoming!


Let's extend a warm welcome to Davina, 23 - (they/them).

They are into BLM protesting, glueing themself to motorway slip roads, and prosthetics. I'm sure you'll all agree Davina's packet is a marvel of modern surgery, and compliments their 38 DD cups nicely.

Ogle them while you can because Davina will soon be legally Dave, and the DDs are for the bin. PHWOAAAAR!
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PostPosted: 15:49 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hong Kong Phooey wrote:


Let's extend a warm welcome to Davina, 23 - (they/them).

They are into BLM protesting, glueing themself to motorway slip roads, and prosthetics. I'm sure you'll all agree Davina's packet is a marvel of modern surgery, and compliments their 38 DD cups nicely.

Ogle them while you can because Davina will soon be legally Dave, and the DDs are for the bin. PHWOAAAAR!


Hubba hubba!!
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PostPosted: 20:54 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its rather a disconcerting image that requires a lot of mind bleach.

Whereas one ought to be thinking about the merits of being skewered by such a creature, I am wondering what they do with all the extra breast tissue that they cut off in such situations. perhaps milk ducts are recyclable, fat certainly is, and someone can always find a use for skin Thinking
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PostPosted: 21:10 - 12 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vegan candles.
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PostPosted: 00:01 - 14 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I've just noticed the Omaze lady in something else, actually Thinking

Some sort of financial product, if I remember rightly.
Can't remember what, though Laughing

I need to listen to it again.
She doesn't sound quite so !!HAPPY!! in this other ad Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 14 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
I think I've just noticed the Omaze lady in something else, actually Thinking

Some sort of financial product, if I remember rightly.
Can't remember what, though Laughing

I need to listen to it again.
She doesn't sound quite so !!HAPPY!! in this other ad Laughing



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PostPosted: 14:44 - 14 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm feeling somewhat smug and satisfied that my decision to dump
the telly 10+ years ago was a good idea
I recall hating adverts back then and it sounds like they've not improved

I do miss shouting at it though
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PostPosted: 11:02 - 17 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

The sky mobile add with that woman swinging around being achingly perky. Yeah i know "hot as...." But its ridiculous and just reminds me of the Father Ted episode with the "lovely girls" competition.
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PostPosted: 15:18 - 18 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
I'm feeling somewhat smug and satisfied that my decision to dump
the telly 10+ years ago was a good idea
I recall hating adverts back then and it sounds like they've not improved

I do miss shouting at it though


I agree with this post.

Shouting at a computer screen just doesn't have the same 'feels' to it.
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PostPosted: 15:19 - 18 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
The sky mobile add with that woman swinging around being achingly perky. Yeah i know "hot as...." But its ridiculous and just reminds me of the Father Ted episode with the "lovely girls" competition.


Haw you.... Any ad with hot females in it is OK.
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PostPosted: 15:52 - 18 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:


Haw you.... Any ad with hot females in it is OK.


Ah ye of the simple mind.
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PostPosted: 17:43 - 18 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
MCN wrote:

Haw you.... Any ad with hot females in it is OK.

Ah ye of the simple mind bloke

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PostPosted: 08:32 - 19 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watching anything on one of the minor channels, Same bloody adverts every break means crap AND boring.
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