Rona Tests

[MCN]

I just did a selfie Rona Test about 1hours ago.

30 min wait and Bingo.

A bold redish line at the C-For Cunt (Negatory).

I just thought I'd share the good news.
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[blurredman]

But now you can't skip off work... and 'work' 'from home'.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

£2 per test from now on apparently
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[MCN]

[blurredman]

[MarJay]

I just failed 3 Covid tests in a row... I'm on Day 6 of a 10 day isolation, and if I can't get two passes in a row I have to wait right until the end...
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[Nobby the Bastard]

From. The 31st no tests will be available.
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[MarJay]

[Nobby the Bastard]

If work insists I would expect them to pay for them
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[P.]

You can order a box online, once, every 24 hours which contains 7.

You and your partner wouldn't order 1 each every day would you.



I seemingly still haven't had it and I live with people that have had it, as I don't leave the house I don't care about getting it and have sat with them, bustled round the kitchen with them and I still am yet to have it.

Recently got back from the US and got 2 alerts that I had been in close proximity, no mask across the states unless required in court houses/airports and I still test negative every single day, as does my partner. Unsure how we haven't got it or at least had any symptoms at all.

Its all a non problem for me, I don't go to the office anymore, I am fully WFH and have moved far far away from the ghetto of London.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Maybe you aren't reading the instructions properly, they aren't anal swabs, you know....
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
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[MarJay]

[MCN]

[c_dug]

Double jabbed and boosted, had Covid over Christmas and caught it again at my work leaving do on the 11th March. Guess I just have a weedy immune system!

Had it pretty rough this time as it goes. At Christmas I may as well have not had it at all for how I felt.

Anyway, still testing positive now on day 8. Got one test remaining and been trying for days to get some more delivered. Makes little difference to me given I'm close to day 10 however both other people in my house caught it from me so the lack of tests is going to prove a problem for them at some point soon.
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[SpiritMr89]

Think am immune.

Boy had it 3days before me wedding (oct),
Lass few month ago,
Missus few weeks ago.

Can't get any sodding luck.
I mean seriously, share a bed with her, disappointed her (twice), even licked her face to try get the bugger.

Trainers at work have both had it. Been sat for a week in a cab the size of a portaloo, and still not got it.

Not frigging luck at all.
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[The Shaggy D.A.]

I'm on day 9. I've had worse colds, but this one has me feeling pretty heavy limbed with zero energy. Doing stairs feels like I'm wearing diving boots. Today is the first day my breathing is back to pre-event levels, and the sinuses (sinii?) no longer feel burny.

Mate of mine at work has been ultra paranoid since it all kicked off, his father in law got it and ended up on a ventilator. He avoids everyone and everything, masks, gels, washes, antibac wipes kit before and after use, the full works. He got it a week before me.

I got it from one of two people. The first is another coworker who, although his wife was positive, still came into the office as though nothing was up. I'm guessing that's where my mate got it from. The second was an engineer I had to meet at 1am on a hospital site that went down, who turns up coughing.

The wife caught it after a couple of days from me, at least we didn't have to keep to separate rooms from then on.

The Trust started making noises about getting everyone back in the office again, particularly one of the new directors. We've already proven we don't need to be to do a large portion of our work, but she thinks if someone isn't at a desk, they're not working. I thought we'd progressed from that school of thought over the last 2 years. Apparently not.
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[P.]

[SpiritMr89]

Not sure how well known it is but you can track you covid journey with those latteral flow things. The line get thicker then fainter as you go through.

Personally am immune to it.
Missus got it last month. Disapointed her twice, licked her face and everything.

Even trainers at work were going off. A was sat for 2weeks in a 4ft sqr box with one and never had the sodding thing.
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[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

dude you literally told us that eleven days ago

"utfsf", as we used to say on phpBBs a couple of decades ago
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[SpiritMr89]