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PostPosted: 19:53 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Will (slapper) Smith Reply with quote

So was the Oscars actually worth watching this year?
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the clip I saw Will Smith seemed to find the joke amusing until he noted his adulterous wife’s displeasure. Seems like he’s been trying to keep the family together and decided he’d better step up and defend his wife’s honour. Not even sure if Chris Rock knew she had alopecia.

edit: Will Smith, poor henpecked sod. Divorce her now.
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PostPosted: 20:29 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard that his Mom got scared and now he's going to have to move.
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PostPosted: 20:32 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moving in with his Aunty and Uncle by all accounts.
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PostPosted: 20:36 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fresh prints on Chris Rock's face.
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PostPosted: 20:36 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Keep my wife’s name out your f**king mouth!"

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PostPosted: 20:40 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Howling Terror wrote:
"Keep my wife’s name out your f**king mouth!"

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"Keep my wife’s name out your f**king mouth!"

"Keep f**king my wife’s mouth!"
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Where are the BLM folks now?

Smith is a PRIK.

Hitting a wee guy.
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
Where are the BLM folks now?

Smith is a PRIK.

Hitting a wee guy.


I've always had the urge to boot Chris Rock's face to be fair.
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PostPosted: 22:53 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was rude and insensitive of Chris Rock to refer to Will Smith's alopecia suffering wife, Jada, as G I Jane.
Jada, though, is said to be made of strong stuff and despite this unfortunate setback, it's thought that she will probably just soldier on.
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PostPosted: 22:58 - 28 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I've always had the urge to boot Chris Rock's face to be fair.


Yes, the slap was a bit poofy wasn't it. Poor show really.
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PostPosted: 01:15 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
recman wrote:


I've always had the urge to boot Chris Rock's face to be fair.


Yes, the slap was a bit poofy wasn't it. Poor show really.


Yep. W Smith should have been able to lift him off his feet with one punch.
One of his arms was replaced with an advanced bionic limb.
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Isn't this the same wife that shagged around?
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PostPosted: 15:20 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

It could have been worse, if I had been hosting the Oscars I would have done a gag about celebs getting side effects after taking adrenochrome. Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure it was a publicity stunt, and it worked judging by the fact that otherwise sane people in blighty are talking about it...
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PostPosted: 15:35 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
It could have been worse, if I had been hosting the Oscars I would have done a gag about celebs getting side effects after taking adrenochrome. Laughing


They were probably all sucking Greta's blood out the back.
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kris Rok, "Will Smith just slapped the shit out of me."

FFS. My wife slaps me much harder than that. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

frankly i bet the whole stunt was scripted and rehearsed .. the viewing figures of said awards are abysmal .. what better way to draw attention to itself..
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Copycat73 wrote:
frankly i bet the whole stunt was scripted and rehearsed .. the viewing figures of said awards are abysmal .. what better way to draw attention to itself..


If correct, as Diggs said, it certainly worked.
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polarbear wrote:

If correct, as Diggs said, it certainly worked.


Smith is more than competent to do a simple stunt like that .. many action films under his belt .. yes he isn't diving out of helicopters anymore .. but this is like a trip to the supermarket .. just less dangerous...

and yes .. it has worked Sad
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PostPosted: 19:21 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want to slap whoever was in charge of the bbc news app that night for spamming my phone at 3am with breaking news of some guy winning employee of the month in the film world.
Their idea of whats news and whats urgent is clearly far removed from mine
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Im-a-Ridah wrote:


They were probably all sucking Greta's blood out the back.


Green blood! The expensive stuff.
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PostPosted: 21:29 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Im-a-Ridah wrote:


They were probably all sucking Greta's blood out the back.


Green blood! The expensive stuff.



"How dare they." Greta.
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PostPosted: 21:36 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
otherwise sane people


I'll keep that if I may.
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PostPosted: 22:20 - 29 Mar 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ribenapigeon wrote:
Im-a-Ridah wrote:


They were probably all sucking Greta's blood out the back.


Green blood! The expensive stuff.


Drinking her blood will make them more retarded (if that is possible?).

Was she dropped at birth? Face on into the path of oncoming lorry? Or was she used as a prop in the hydraulic press channel? Thinking
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