Arse

[The Shaggy D.A.]

Just had my phone in a queue to cancel my bike insurance, listening to the hold music for the last half hour. Operator finally picks up, and instead of turning the speaker off, I hit the "hang up" icon.

At least the hold music is half decent.
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Chances are quite high you are not in my Monkeysphere, and I don't care about you. Don't take it personally.
Currently : Royal Enfield 350 Meteor
Previously : CB100N > CB250RS > XJ900F > GT550 > GPZ750R/1000RX > AJS M16 > R100RT > Bullet 500 > CB500 > LS650P > Bullet Electra X & YBR125 > Bullet 350 "Superstar" & YBR125 Custom > Royal Enfield Classic 500 Despatch Limited Edition (28 of 200) & CB Two-Fifty Nighthawk > ER5

[WD Forte]

Had a similar when I ended a call with "Oh you cunt!"
Luckily it was to one of my lads and I was in fact swearing
at the phone when the red call icon I was looking for to end the call
had disappeared.
I rang him back to explain of course
Oh how we larfed.
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bikers smell of wee

[blurredman]

You should just pick up the receiver instead..
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CBT: 12/06/10, Theory: 22/09/10, Module 1: 09/11/10, Module 2: 19/01/11
Past: 1991 Honda CG125BR-J, 1992 (1980) Honda XL125S, 1996 Kawasaki GPZ500S.
Current: 1981 Honda CX500B - 91k, 1987 MZ ETZ250 (bored to 295cc) - 38k, 1990 MZ ETZ251 - 49k, 1979 Suzuki TS185ER - 9k, 1973 MZ ES250/2 - 17k.