What the ...

[Evil Hans]

... actual fuckity fuck is this guy wearing?

https://thebikercompany.co.uk/

Is that a summer dress under the leather jacket, or a fucking butcher's apron? Or what is it?

Anybody want some assless chaps? I think they've made it clear what clientele they are expecting.



Also: brown shoes with a black jacket? What was he thinking?
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050. And it's Red.

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

That, my friend, is what we in the trade call a gingham table-cloth.
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."

Mobylette Type 50 ---> Raleigh Grifter ---> Neval Minsk 125

[Evil Hans]

[Freddyfruitba...]

[Ste]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

It’s OK, it looks like he’s about to give himself a well-deserved slap.

Is that a fleece jacket with leather arms? Full face with no visor. Front wheel looks Adobe-shopped off-centre, and is that another cylinder forward-staggered on the left? A computer image designed to gain attention… damn, it worked. What are they selling again?

[xX-Alex-Xx]

That's the maths teacher special.
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DILLIGAF

[Daves gone riding]

best laugh of the day for me though, cheered me right up, idiots.

[Nobby the Bastard]

It's to soak up the petrol when he knocks the petrol pipe off with his knee.

And to self-immolate himself when he realises that we all think he looks like a cunt.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha:"Remember this simple rule - scooters are for men who like to feel the breeze on their huge, flapping cunt lips."
Sprint ST 1050

[xX-Alex-Xx]

[MarJay]

It's a checked shirt tied around his waist, duh.

I mean, it's not realistic, but some arty farty person probably thought it looked cool. Actually no, they probably don't say 'cool' any more, they probably say 'on fleek' or something equally incomprehensible.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[MarJay]

It's also a bad photoplop. There's something very wrong with his face, and he was clearly holding something that was airbrushed out. Probably a phone or mirror. It looks dreadful and I'm not even a layout designer.
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British beauty: Triumph Street Triple R; Loony stroker: KR1S; Track fun: GSXR750 L1; Commuter Missile: GSX-S1000F
Remember kids, bikes aren't like lego. You can't easily take a part from one bike and then fit it to another.

[Freddyfruitba...]

[MarJay]

[hellkat]

I still say Groovy


But then, I also say "awesome" and "wa'gwan"
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[hellkat]

What's going on with his nose?
He looks like Ron fucking Perlman in Beauty and the Beast
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[A100man]

[Bhud]

That's called a petticoat.

[Evil Hans]

[doggone]

[ThunderGuts]

The more I look at that image the more it troubles me
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TG.

[Ste]

https://i.imgur.com/ayN4RKN.png

[doggone]

I don't think he is really even wearing those jolly smart boots
And that nose

[Evil Hans]

He looks like he's referring to the "1-down, 5-up" reminder that he's got written on his hand.
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Triumph Sprint ST 1050. And it's Red.

[Freddyfruitba...]

OK here we go.... all your questions answered:
Check out: https://www.istockphoto.com/search/stack/749314789?assettype=image

https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/brutal-man-sit-on-cafe-racer-custom-motorbike-picture-id839417420?
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KC100->CB100N->CB250RS--------->DL650AL2->R1200RS->R1250RS