Dracula's bad attitude, no need for his shenanigans

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

Question: Why was Dracula such a dickhead? If, as a vampire, he survived on blood why - OH WHY - couldn't he just get regular red wings. Kind of a genuine inquiry. No need to kill people at all. Just have a few chicks on covert rotation - keep 'em well separated so they don't sync up - and his supply would be there whenever he needed it.

Thoughts?
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[BanditsHigh]

You do realise that he's a fictional character

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[chickenstrip]

It depends on what it is in blood he actually needs. If it's red cells, he'd be better off living high on Mt. Everest, as there he'd have a constant supply of climbers to feed from. Given that they will be acclimatised before their push to the top, this means that their red cell count would be high, so actually he'd need less blood, and in season, there's a constant stream of highly vulnerable people to feed from.
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[WD Forte]

So selfish and unethical,
why couldn't he just have vegan blood?
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[Skudd]

Vampires need on average about half a pint a day or if days are missed then a Vampire can go for about a month without human blood and can survive from animal blood, but would need at least 6 pints afterwards and a pint a day for at least two weeks afterwards. Pig's blood is a good substitute, but this needs to be drank in two pint sessions every other day.

It has to be fresh blood and not stale or from a dead being or animal, unless a beef steak.

Vampires can feed from each other, but this is not advisable due to some Vampires not being fussy who they feed from.

A Vegan Vampire is usually called a Dead Vampire, mainly due to them being dead because they are Vegan.

Vampires do like Virgin Blood, but in this country female Virgins of age are rare so they tend to feed from the Virgin Keyboard Warrior males you can find on most sites giving it large from their bedroom in their parents house, these Virgins can be at least 58 years old at times.

But I thought EVERYONE knew this.
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[to v or not to v]

a topic to get your teeth into.
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[Polarbear]

I remember seeing a programme many years ago, a documentary on vampires where they used to hang people up by their feet, stick a tap in their neck and just drain a bit out at a time. They could keep them alive for ages as long as they didn't take too much.

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[MarJay]

You know that Dracula was a legend invented to demonise Vlad the impaler, right? It was some of the earliest propaganda fake news I guess?

I'm assuming that seeing as history is written by the victors, it's entirely possible that Vlad the Impaler wasn't even an impaler...?
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I always thought Vlad the Impaler was a Russian porn star
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[Diggs]

....unlike his brother Vlad the Inhaler, the asthmatic vampire
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