Happy Birthday MCW

[hellkat]

MCW has been entertaining me with a very fine afternoon tea at Claridges for her birthday today - and we have been drinking fancy tea with our little fingers crooked and not flirting with the commissionaire

Happy birthday, top mate bird
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Maggie two plates?
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[hellkat]

Indeed.
I'm sure one of those was *my* plate
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[WD Forte]

I hope you lot didn't to go half inching the cutlery
I can just see you staggering out with yer handbags rattling
like bags of spanners
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bikers smell of wee

[hellkat]

There was some very nice crockery.
The lady in the Ladies turns the taps on for you at the basins when you exit from the dunnies.
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[trevor saxe-coburg-gotha]

nuvver world innit
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[WD Forte]

That London eh?
I hear they got the electricity and indoor toilets up there now

I spose Claridges cut the newspaper up for you too?
all fancy edges with pinking shears n stuff?
an you gets to wipe yer bum on squares of that soft pink
Financial Times not the Daily Mirror or Sun like the rest of us.

I dunno, all this gallivatin about in posh restaurants and such will turn her head
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bikers smell of wee