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PostPosted: 20:15 - 21 Aug 2022    Post subject: The ginger twat gets us nicked. Reply with quote

Lane-chopping fuckwit. But yeah, non-offence much?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BzVtmJG_bA

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PostPosted: 23:27 - 21 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you actually the bearded fekwit in the video ?lol

Anyhoo, filth=cunts. Pigettes are even worse.
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PostPosted: 06:47 - 22 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weisse Schlange wrote:
Are you actually the bearded fekwit in the video ?lol

Anyhoo, filth=cunts. Pigettes are even worse.


No, I'm the tall handsome one.
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PostPosted: 07:18 - 22 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Give us a clue where the (non) offence was, i ain't watching all 13 min to find it
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PostPosted: 07:51 - 22 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

10:30

it'll be the cans as much as the undertake - or it was when i got my s59

i'd done all manner of shenanigans (inc. nearly three figures on a 60) before i finally got pulled (unmarked bike), but it was the noise that was mentioned on the ticket Confused

don't get me wrong - i was "happy" with that....i could've got a lot worse (I think I said about ten words in the entire time i was getting the lecture - there was no point arguing, i was being a dick and "enjoying" my bike) - also it was all on vid
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PostPosted: 08:07 - 22 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wasn't clear why the dark green open top was dithering in the RH lane - no obvious right turn for half a mile and if that was the reason should have kept right indicator on.
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PostPosted: 10:12 - 22 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
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it'll be the cans as much as the undertake - or it was when i got my s59

i'd done all manner of shenanigans (inc. nearly three figures on a 60) before i finally got pulled (unmarked bike), but it was the noise that was mentioned on the ticket Confused

don't get me wrong - i was "happy" with that....i could've got a lot worse (I think I said about ten words in the entire time i was getting the lecture - there was no point arguing, i was being a dick and "enjoying" my bike) - also it was all on vid


She said nothing about noise, the only thing she did mention were the plates.

She explained her reasoning as "alerting you to the dangers of fast riding and hopefully having this hanging over you for twelve months will save your lives".
We did have a very interesting conversation with her regarding staffing levels, how useless the young recruits are, 60% of degree graduates leaving as soon as they get their free degrees and etc.

She lied about having our bikes seized and "crushed" on a 2nd offence. They can seize your vehicle but you pay (max of £430) to get it back.
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PostPosted: 11:39 - 22 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

tsh.. were you guys blind? that foxy minx was after a roll in the hay with a rough biker all the signs were there Confused
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 22 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

…and the idiot in the pug cabrio gets away with undue care etc. as he can’t even tell what lane he is supposed to be in Sad
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PostPosted: 07:55 - 23 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
tsh.. were you guys blind? that foxy minx was after a roll in the hay with a rough biker all the signs were there Confused


I did get that vibe, until she mentioned her husband. Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:20 - 23 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
tsh.. were you guys blind? that foxy minx was after a roll in the hay with a rough biker all the signs were there Confused


Defo wanted spit roasted by them. Opportunity lost boys. Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:53 - 23 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe at one point she even said
'I know you boys like a squirt..'
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PostPosted: 13:04 - 23 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Siggi would have turned that into a right old tear up, pig filth scvm.

Needs more Siggi.
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PostPosted: 19:00 - 23 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
Correct me if I'm wrong but I believe at one point she even said
'I know you boys like a squirt..'


She did, more than once and yes, I did note it. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 23 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Polo wrote:
Siggi would have turned that into a right old tear up, pig filth scvm.

Needs more Siggi.


No idea what you mean but I'll give it a go...

So, apart from the "we try not to cause bad blood between you lot and us" she asked me if I had any previous offences.

"No, nothing since speeding in 1994". The truth.

In my head I'm thinking the words "Hum, that might fortify the intention to just tell us/me off".

But no. The jobsworth CUNT still felt the need to give me a Sec59, regardless of the wanker creating a hazard in the fast lane of a DC doing around 30 miles per fucking hour.

The subsequent words in my head...

"Shame you can't behave like the Sussex cop about a year and a half ago who let me completely off after pulling me for 110mph, you tragic jobsworth TWAT."

The real tragedy was I'm sure she actually believed we liked her and her bullshit "bad blood" rhetoric. Gaw'n, fuck off and go pick some more low-hanging shite.

Oh, and more lol, she actually tried to get some 'lesser' cops to come do her paperwork for her. Coz she was so important and busy, sitting in a layby stuffing her yap with a pork pie (she moaned about it). You can see in the video she's still chewing it. Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:57 - 23 Aug 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

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