Irritating 21st centrury words or phrases..

[A100man]

[A100man]

[quote="Easy-X"]

Anyhoo, I got this job ad via linkedin:

[A100man]

over/incorrect use of

1) 'Existential'

2) 'Institutional'
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[MCN]

Would of...

Should of....

Et al.

But that's from the Komunnista within the our all reaching Educational Politburo.
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[hellkat]

^^ I can't bear it that we've actually reached a generation of teachers who think its okay to teach that ^^
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Onboarding.

[hellkat]

I found myself using "agile" in an appropriate way the other day.


I might have also offered myself to be in the vanguard for any civil disobedience regarding our autonomy within the corporate machine ...





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[Keithy]

[chickenstrip]

The one that annoys me is mixing of tenses, for e.g., "that needs fixed." No, it needs fixing, or it has been fixed.
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[Nobby the Bastard]

The 5-0, Feds, Po-po (you sound like a 5 year old if you use that)

Whats wrong with Rozzers or filth?
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[Kawasaki Jimbo]

This one might be a bit harsh but “I feel like…” instead of, “I think…” to me says I’m elevating my knee-jerk reaction and my bias above careful thought, but don’t you challenge me on it.

Also, said before but, “Can I get…?” instead of “have.” No, not unless you work here.

[Easy-X]

Aaarrrghhh! People saying "the gameplay is addicting" instead of "addictive"
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[hellkat]

Or just general syntax fuckery:
I especially hate "Thanks-God"



It used to be that you said Thank God I never married that wanker!
Now: Thanks-God I never married that wanker!

WTF.
Its not right.

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[Islander]

[Andy_Pagin]

"Issues" really pisses me off...

Manager "Do you have issues with me?"
= "you fucking hate my guts don't you?"

I have issues with my car
= Bastard car won't start (again).

Call a spade a spade ffs.
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[mentalboy]

[1198]

Where do I start??
Break out area.
Skill set.
I’ll take that action.
He / she / they / it’s feeling offended.
Flex time - it’s called time off you lazy fucks.

[blurredman]

[mentalboy]

The yanks have one that they've been getting excited about, not sure if it'll make it over the pond but it makes me grind my teeth.
They think they've just come up with a new work regime, quiet quitting, known to the rest of the civilised world as work to rule.
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[Polarbear]

I presume we have had 'decolonise' somewhere in this list?

The reason I'm asking is that this statement just annoyed the fcuk out of me...

Decolonising tourism

‘There were no locals at all’: Reckoning with race, history and access in Kenya’s tourism industry. And the new generation redefining travel and exploration.

It's TOURIST industry you thick cvunts. The idea is you encourage rich tourists so you can fleece them of their money while lauding a pile of bricks or a wild animal as something special. We do it with London. We do it with the Royal family.

It's nowt to do with colonisation BBC. It's purely to do with attacting the most money into the country. Jeez.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0c5dd00
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[chickenstrip]

I presume if you still hang onto the BBC, you like being provoked.
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[Polarbear]

[Kawasaki Jimbo]

Centrury.

[Nobby the Bastard]

Don't go to Brissle (Bristol) whatever you do. They have an ideal (not idea) and ride down sliders (not slides.)

Plus they all sound like pirates.
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[MarJay]

A lot of words in here so far don't bother me, and there's even a few that I have used from time to time.

The one that really boils my proverbial right now though is frickin' Fur Babies

Do I need to really explain
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