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PostPosted: 16:44 - 27 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
A lot of words in here so far don't bother me, and there's even a few that I have used from time to time.

The one that really boils my proverbial right now though is frickin' Fur Babies

Do I need to really explain


I'm with you on this one. It says so much about the owners of said pets, as they clearly haven't the emotional capacity to raise real children. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:12 - 27 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
MarJay wrote:
A lot of words in here so far don't bother me, and there's even a few that I have used from time to time.

The one that really boils my proverbial right now though is frickin' Fur Babies

Do I need to really explain


Another Americanism.

I particularly hate their obnoxiously coy and 'nice' way of describing swearing.

Potty mouth. F bomb. You get the idea.
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PostPosted: 19:01 - 27 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Every news story headline that simply must include one of the words or phrases,
"Set to"
"Soar"
or
"Plunge"
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PostPosted: 19:41 - 27 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Islander wrote:
I particularly hate their obnoxiously coy and 'nice' way of describing swearing.

Potty mouth. F bomb. You get the idea.


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PostPosted: 11:30 - 28 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Islander wrote:


Another Americanism.

I particularly hate their obnoxiously coy and 'nice' way of describing swearing.

Potty mouth. F bomb. You get the idea.


This construction worker gets some very odd looks when he's tucked away in the corner of a new build effing and blinding to himself.

What's even weirder is how much of the graffiti in the portaloos is bible quotes or Jesus this, Jesus that.
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 28 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Judging from the recently released footage from Twitter HQ they probably scrawl haikus in their loos Smile
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PostPosted: 16:28 - 30 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
"ordinary people" normally said by some jumped up newsreader or politician who is trying to be clever and thinks that they're better than the rest of us.

And "crisis", as in when 2 people have a sniffle and it's suddenly an influenza crisis or when someone on minimum wage says that they can't afford to buy the latest iphone and it's a financial crisis, affecting their mental health (which then becomes a mental health crisis)
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Bro and people using Sheeple as an insult, but showing that they are the very same for using it.
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PostPosted: 00:31 - 31 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 09:27 - 31 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Howling Terror wrote:
Gamechanger


I went on holiday to the Isle of Wight in the summer. We sat in a pub at lunchtime on a veranda type thing on the sea front. In front of us were 3 teenage lads, barely 18 I reckon all drinking but the one who looked the youngest was clearly not an experienced drinker. He had an Old Mout cider with lime and he was saying to his friends: "It's the lime, bro. It changes the game!

They were also trading forex on their phones and gambling at the same time. Youngster also said he lost £800 that day on a forex trade, so he bet on a 50:1 horse to try to recover his losses...

Bless.
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PostPosted: 10:56 - 31 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 31 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bromance
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Jackboot.
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PostPosted: 09:41 - 24 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
new this week..... "Involuntary nation", an SNP invention to shame the UK for being the UK and having Scotland as part of the Union.

Also hitting the MSM for a dash of seasonal idiocy...."Triple-demic"...Covid, Flu, and whatever else can be dragged up to make the misery season even more miserable.
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 24 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Love you.

Eg, as in "Love you, bye" now used by complete strangers to each other, and the likes of radio presenters
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PostPosted: 17:40 - 24 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freddyfruitbat wrote:
Love you.

In general tbh, exceptions being someone you've spawned or a dog.
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PostPosted: 22:11 - 26 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
smashed it.
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PostPosted: 22:24 - 26 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
cope
based
get with (cop off i.e.)
"mad" "props"
yeet
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PostPosted: 23:02 - 26 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
My guy
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PostPosted: 23:21 - 26 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
recman wrote:
My guy

Sorry... Embarassed
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My guy will be at my house all day so I have 4 tattoos planned


Plot twist though. My tattooist is trans, female to male. They would be delighted to be called my guy. Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
Someone was trying to convince me they create a penis by forcing a permanent vaginal prolapse, and engorging it with collagen until it has a comparable length, girth and shape of the average male organ.

Of course, the transitioner will have no erectile tissue as such, so the fatty tissue "sock" (as it is referred to by consultants) will never be able to achieve an aroused state. Indeed, there have been reports of some transitioners experiencing collagen leaks from their new member, which can of course be quite embarrassing. Although some partners have likened it to "vinegar strokes" - and thus it can provide a somewhat authentic experience! Albeit one that is more reminiscent of the 'Otto Preminger' persuasion, if you get my meaning.

At any rate, it's all rather fascinating and I must say, I am glad I live (and love!) in such wonderful times.
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PostPosted: 00:39 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:


Of course, the transitioner will have no erectile tissue as such, so the fatty tissue "sock" (as it is referred to by consultants) will never be able to achieve an aroused state.


They can fit an implant to help with that.
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Islander wrote:
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:


Of course, the transitioner will have no erectile tissue as such, so the fatty tissue "sock" (as it is referred to by consultants) will never be able to achieve an aroused state.


They can fit an implant to help with that.


Yes but it must be taken from the corpse of a recently deceased male, and the trans community has (for reasons unknown) developed a superstitious side. "Dead man's penis" is thought to bring bad luck to the new owner. Ridiculous as it may sound, the implanted erectile tissue is thought to develop a mind of its own in some extreme cases.
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