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Easy-X
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PostPosted: 10:18 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Errr... not to get too graphic but I believe most original owners of "erectile tissue" would testify to it having a mind of its own Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:42 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

People who say "hundred percent" instead of just agreeing with something.

People who call you "boss" or "bossman" when youre not their boss or anything to do with them.

I dont know why either of those things irk me, but they do.

Also anything moany twats on twitter say but the list is too long to put on here. Thankfully they all tend to use easily blockable keywords so you can screen most of them out.
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tierbirdy wrote:
People who say "hundred percent" instead of just agreeing with something.

People who call you "boss" or "bossman" when youre not their boss or anything to do with them.

I dont know why either of those things irk me, but they do.

Also anything moany twats on twitter say but the list is too long to put on here. Thankfully they all tend to use easily blockable keywords so you can screen most of them out.


With you on that, buddy. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

As always, Every day is a school day on BCF.

I learned today that some bcf-ers know a lot about 'Transitioning' (in the biblical sense).

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PostPosted: 18:55 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tierbirdy wrote:
People who say "hundred percent" instead of just agreeing with something.

People who call you "boss" or "bossman" when youre not their boss or anything to do with them.

I dont know why either of those things irk me, but they do.

Also anything moany twats on twitter say but the list is too long to put on here. Thankfully they all tend to use easily blockable keywords so you can screen most of them out.


Nail Hammer Head Matey.
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Errr... not to get too graphic but I believe most original owners of "erectile tissue" would testify to it having a mind of its own Laughing


Implants don't use erectile tissue from any donor. There are two types, one type gives a permanent semi and is basically two soft(ish) flexible rods that are placed one either side of the penis. The other consists of two inflatable tubes, one either side of the penis and a squeezable pump that's placed under the skin somewhere. When an erection is needed, its pumped up. When it's not, then there's another bit to squeeze that has the opposite effect. It's one of the available treatments for ED as well.
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PostPosted: 19:43 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
Easy-X wrote:
Errr... not to get too graphic but I believe most original owners of "erectile tissue" would testify to it having a mind of its own Laughing


Implants don't use erectile tissue from any donor. There are two types, one type gives a permanent semi and is basically two soft(ish) flexible rods that are placed one either side of the penis. The other consists of two inflatable tubes, one either side of the penis and a squeezable pump that's placed under the skin somewhere. When an erection is needed, its pumped up. When it's not, then there's another bit to squeeze that has the opposite effect. It's one of the available treatments for ED as well.


Islander, a real trooper killing one joke at a time Laughing

Now I'm thinking of the side mission in Cyberpunk 2077. Anyone who's played it knows the one I mean Wink
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:


Islander, a real trooper killing one joke at a time Laughing

Now I'm thinking of the side mission in Cyberpunk 2077. Anyone who's played it knows the one I mean Wink


It's a public service. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:16 - 27 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

grr666 wrote:
recman wrote:
My guy

Sorry... Embarassed
grr666 wrote:

My guy will be at my house all day so I have 4 tattoos planned


Plot twist though. My tattooist is trans, female to male. They would be delighted to be called my guy. Laughing


That's an acceptable context.
I'm referring to when someone replaces 'mate' or 'buddy' or 'fella' in a sentence.
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PostPosted: 04:53 - 28 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

recman wrote:


That's an acceptable context.
I'm referring to when someone replaces 'mate' or 'buddy' or 'fella' in a sentence.


Or 'You guys' to a group of females.

Wankers.

I do greet the men I work with at the morning meeting with 'Good morning ladies'.
The Muzlymz are thoroughly offended by that. Cool
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PostPosted: 07:04 - 28 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Errr... not to get too graphic but I believe most original owners of "erectile tissue" would testify to it having a mind of its own Laughing


I didn't want to get into this but what I meant was some recipients of the erectile tissue implants report their newly equipped appendages becoming erect. The aroused appendage then stars trying to reach beneath and, via the "taint", it will attempt to anally penetrate the recipient. As if they haven't got enough to deal with already, for gods sake! These "zombie penises" can supposedly present a real menace, and consultants have yet to devise an effective intervention for this "self-bumming" problem.
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PostPosted: 08:25 - 28 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

“Humbled…” Puke
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PostPosted: 13:11 - 28 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

"the wow factor", "has" or "is lacking".
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 28 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:

I didn't want to get into this but what I meant was some recipients of the erectile tissue implants report their newly equipped appendages becoming erect. The aroused appendage then stars trying to reach beneath and, via the "taint", it will attempt to anally penetrate the recipient. As if they haven't got enough to deal with already, for gods sake! These "zombie penises" can supposedly present a real menace, and consultants have yet to devise an effective intervention for this "self-bumming" problem.




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PostPosted: 19:10 - 29 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dialled In. Rolling Eyes

When someone has to spend time and effort to get something perfect.
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PostPosted: 19:26 - 29 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:

I didn't want to get into this but what I meant was some recipients of the erectile tissue implants report their newly equipped appendages becoming erect. The aroused appendage then stars trying to reach beneath and, via the "taint", it will attempt to anally penetrate the recipient. As if they haven't got enough to deal with already, for gods sake! These "zombie penises" can supposedly present a real menace, and consultants have yet to devise an effective intervention for this "self-bumming" problem.




https://thefilmstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/no-country-for-old-men-tommy-lee-jones1-759x500.jpg


Yes, yes, we realise you have booked yourself in for this proceedure.
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 30 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
Easy-X wrote:
Errr... not to get too graphic but I believe most original owners of "erectile tissue" would testify to it having a mind of its own Laughing


I didn't want to get into this but what I meant was some recipients of the erectile tissue implants report their newly equipped appendages becoming erect. The aroused appendage then stars trying to reach beneath and, via the "taint", it will attempt to anally penetrate the recipient. As if they haven't got enough to deal with already, for gods sake! These "zombie penises" can supposedly present a real menace, and consultants have yet to devise an effective intervention for this "self-bumming" problem.


I lecky tape my bell end around the top of my calf muscle. Problem solved.
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 30 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just tuck it into my sock.
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 30 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

"you do you"

(in relation to both of the above, but also the thread title)
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PostPosted: 20:32 - 30 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

My lot are always "searching for a workaround" - which only causes me to snigger into my notebook and try not to snort with laughter, because it makes me think of "reacharound".
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PostPosted: 00:34 - 01 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I rent mine out to people traffickers to cross the channel on.

This has to be the best topic hijack ever Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:56 - 01 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Challenging" as in "Bobby displays challenging behaviour in the classroom." No, the little shit needs a cuff round the ear-ole!
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PostPosted: 17:13 - 01 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

'reach out'

as opposed to simply call or contact.
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PostPosted: 22:31 - 01 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Touch Base
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PostPosted: 01:18 - 02 Dec 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A100man wrote:
'reach out'

as opposed to simply call or contact.


Another one a single step from Hellkat's reach around Smile
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