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TbirdX
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PostPosted: 18:28 - 18 Oct 2022    Post subject: Wiper, yes another one.... Reply with quote

https://utopiangoods.co/products/wipsor


a mere 50 of your sterlings please.

I shall lead the chorus...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


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Ste
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 18 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

"As soon as its rain sensor detects raindrops, the wiper begins to operate automatically. It can also autonomously alter its speed in response to rainfall intensity."

Wub

https://i.imgur.com/NTszR3p.png

Rain
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 18 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

The usual: "special half price offer! plus buy now and we'll throw in looking like a twat for free!!!"
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 18 Oct 2022    Post subject: Re: Wiper, yes another one.... Reply with quote

TbirdX wrote:
https://utopiangoods.co/products/wipsor


a mere 50 of your sterlings please.

I shall lead the chorus...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


repeat to fade


I think all these wipers are far right conspiracies. Are you a nazi?
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TbirdX
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 19 Oct 2022    Post subject: Re: Wiper, yes another one.... Reply with quote

chickenstrip wrote:
TbirdX wrote:
https://utopiangoods.co/products/wipsor


a mere 50 of your sterlings please.

I shall lead the chorus...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


repeat to fade


I think all these wipers are far right conspiracies. Are you a nazi?


Nein....er...I mean no Obergrupenfurher.
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 19 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Still rotary, not the gold standard linear movement that we all crave.
Crying or Very sad
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WD Forte
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 19 Oct 2022    Post subject: Re: Wiper, yes another one.... Reply with quote

TbirdX wrote:
chickenstrip wrote:


I think all these wipers are far right conspiracies. Are you a nazi?


Nein....er...I mean no dicky old chum.


FTFY
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 19 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nein? I don't have that many helmets.
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PostPosted: 16:50 - 26 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
The usual: "special half price offer! plus buy now and we'll throw in looking like a twat for free!!!"


How much was a new fully functioning Rainp@l?
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PostPosted: 09:35 - 27 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Nein? I don't have that many helmets.



I have a nice big one.
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Ste
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PostPosted: 09:38 - 27 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

blurredman wrote:
I have a nice big one.

A nice big King Edward potato?

https://i.imgur.com/u1yCqkA.gif
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 27 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yummy Cool Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:12 - 27 Oct 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
blurredman wrote:
I have a nice big one.

A nice big King Edward potato?

https://i.imgur.com/u1yCqkA.gif


You sure?
I'd have said Maris Piper, but I'll pass on the opportunity to
have a closer look thanks.

Whatever it is, That's not going anywhere my chip pan!

The dirty bastard
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 07 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kawasaki Jimbo wrote:
Still rotary, not the gold standard linear movement that we all crave.
Crying or Very sad


I can't wait till I can finally have a linear movement precipitation clearing device on my helmet Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 17:18 - 07 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never knew that I needed one until now.
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PostPosted: 15:02 - 09 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's why, like thousands of other riders, you've died on the road every time it's rained.
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PostPosted: 16:40 - 09 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is still my favourite pic ste. Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 14 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Who is it?
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PostPosted: 13:06 - 14 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's the famous potato man.
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 14 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do people really stick spuds up their bumhole?
is it a thing?
cant help thinking of the practicalities
how do they get them out?
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PostPosted: 15:53 - 14 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

MCN wrote:
I never knew that I needed one until now.


what?
A spud up your bum?
I spose a wiper may help remove the tears
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 14 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
Do people really stick spuds up their bumhole?

Take a guess.
WD Forte wrote:
is it a thing?

Everything is a thing these days. Apart from wipers on visors.
WD Forte wrote:
cant help thinking of the practicalities

If they did that then things like this wouldn't happen.

https://ars.els-cdn.com/content/image/1-s2.0-S2210261222002978-gr1_lrg.jpg

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/cms/asset/0b99b03e-aadc-4d86-9690-7f1e08973223/ccr36062-fig-0001-m.jpg
WD Forte wrote:
how do they get them out?
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They go to the hospital after a few days and let the doctors do their thing.

https://ars.els-cdn.com/content/image/1-s2.0-S2210261222002978-gr3_lrg.jpg

Then the doctors write reports about what gets found in peoples bum holes. Laughing

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2210261222002978

People are always falling and landing on awkward objects: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=972449376177416

Laughing
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 14 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste
Steady on with the pics old boy!
They've moved the PCs in Fishponds library close to the knitting, cooking and crafts section so I have to be careful when and what I'm looking at.
A chap adjusting his underpants for comfort while coincidentally (and innocently) viewing a swimwear page, can get some very disapproving looks from the the librarian.

I'm already banned from the main library and cant get thrown out of this one
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PostPosted: 16:53 - 14 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

WD Forte wrote:
They've moved the PCs in Fishponds library close to the knitting, cooking and crafts section

Have they got a book about cooking with potatoes?
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PostPosted: 23:32 - 14 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Talking of Libraries.

My penis was in the Guiness Book Of Records.

I'm not allowed in libraries any more.
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