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Ste
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Suggestions of terrible terrible music for circuit training Reply with quote

Uh huh.

So we've been told that we can make suggestions for music that'll be played at circuits this evening and the guy running it is quite happy for the songs to be terrible and the only rule is no swearing because kiddywinks are there.

Therefore I need your help to compile a playlist so great that they'll never let me suggest music ever again.

So far I've got these...

Vengaboys - Boom Boom Boom Boom
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
S Club 7 - Reach for the Stars
Village People - YMCA
Mr Weebl - Badger Badger Badger
Squid - Houseplants
Cheeky Girls - The Cheeky Song
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
Aqua - Barbie Girl
Hanson - Mmmbop
Village People - In the Navy
Russ Abbot - Atmosphere
Black Lace - Agadoo

Go on BCF, what songs should be on the list? Wub


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PostPosted: 11:06 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Village People - In the Navy. Wink
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Squid 'Houseplants'
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PostPosted: 12:00 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baby Shark Extended Remix.
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PostPosted: 12:17 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agadoo - Black Lace
Atmosphere - Russ Abbott
The Chicken Song - Spitting Image
Anything by Gary Glitter
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rick Astley- Never gonna give you up
Baha Men - Who let the dogs out
Rebecca Black - Friday
Mr Blobby song
The Cheeky Song - cheeky girls
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PostPosted: 14:08 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some of that atonal classical shit from Schoenberg etc will drive em nuts
TURN THAT SHIT OFF!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJg4XbzSV9Q

A bit of Florence Foster Jenkins comes to mind
It's awful, but it always make me larf so may not have the effect you want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ubiUIxbWE
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything by Paloma Faith.

That's not an actual song, I just mean literally anything that turd has ever produced.
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Raffi - Banana Phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_xfouK5KRc
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PostPosted: 17:48 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toy Dolls - Nellie the Elephant
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
The Blues Brothers & Ray Charles - Shake A Tail Feather
The Gap Band - Oops Upside Your Head
Crazy Frog - Axel F
Scatman John - Scatman (ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop)
Utah Saints – Something Good '08
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do not ever, ever disparage the toy dolls. Philistine.....
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PostPosted: 18:52 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 19:43 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

The entire Boney-M back catalogue.
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or how about a Nonce set?

Rolph Harris, Garry Glitter, Lostprophets, R Kelly?
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seasons In The Sun by Terry Jacks.

Chirpy Chirpy, Cheep Cheep by Middle of the Road.

(That dates me.)
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PostPosted: 20:05 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anything by Coldplay.
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PostPosted: 20:07 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

stinkwheel wrote:
Or how about a Nonce set?

Rolph Harris, Garry Glitter, Lostprophets, R Kelly?


Tbf lostprophets have absolute bangers.

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PostPosted: 21:06 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pizza day.
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Tiny Pants.
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Danger Woman.
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Fashion Zombies.
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PostPosted: 21:16 - 22 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paddy. wrote:


Easy, Scatman John does not deserve to be on that list, he was an incredible human being Crying or Very sad



Yep, turning a speech impediment into an advantage takes some balls. I had a terrible stutter immediately after the aphasia attack and I know just how frustrating it is.
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PostPosted: 01:31 - 23 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 09:31 - 23 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 10:22 - 23 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

A lot of these suggestions are terrible songs, but they've got quite good rhythm. If you really want to disrupt people and get banned from making playlists, I suggest -

Like Irregular Chickens - Kid Koala - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISf73Q5ROI
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 23 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gay Bar
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Breaking the Law
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Children of the Grave
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 23 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

This,. Just this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLONKOq6rh8

You can thank me later.
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PostPosted: 14:02 - 23 Nov 2022    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hammer smashed face - cannibal corpse
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