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Skudd
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PostPosted: 23:18 - 01 Jan 2023    Post subject: Gigolo Reply with quote

How much can a Gigolo earn? Bikes going in for a new clutch, being a bloody BMW I will have to sell a kidney and then go on the streets selling my body.
How do I set up one of those Only Fans things? It will have to be a fetish thing, fat bloke, small dick who can't get a hard on very well.

If you are wondering how much for the the bike work, with VAT just over £1,200 and that is cheap.
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PostPosted: 23:28 - 01 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Would it make you feel better if I told you I bought a Ducati 750 Paso for less that that. Wink
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PostPosted: 23:36 - 01 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do it yourself. It's not that hard, just a lot of work and fiddly in places.
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PostPosted: 00:12 - 02 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Islander wrote:
Do it yourself. It's not that hard, just a lot of work and fiddly in places.


I did think of doing it myself, I've done a few Jap bike clutches and they are a two mug of tea jobs, but this needs to have the bike in half. a big faff and I haven't got the faff time these days, also at the moment knowing my luck I'd snap something and it will double the cost. Just putting the Cagiva Canyon back on the road ended up costing a few bob more due to the odd bolt snapping or seizing.
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PostPosted: 00:59 - 02 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Find a niche.

Ex's was foot fetish and stuff.
£250 to suck her toes.
One bloke even offered £400, and a new set of riding boots, if she'd:

- Walk through the much heap bear foot,
- Put boots and walk though again.

Used to be a regular thing of walking in the house and seeing strange stuff.
Ad just grab saddle and go ride me horse round wolds, for a few hours.


Depending on your views.
A bit there is some people out there, will to get kicked in the nads, by a bloke wearing full leathers.

'Adult work finder' is your place dude.
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PostPosted: 09:29 - 02 Jan 2023    Post subject: Re: Gigolo Reply with quote

Guy asks a serious question, laying bare his soul ...

Skudd wrote:
How do I set up one of those Only Fans things? It will have to be a fetish thing, fat bloke, small dick who can't get a hard on very well.


You rub it in (not litterally) Laughing

Islander wrote:
Do it yourself. It's not that hard, just a lot of work and fiddly in places.
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PostPosted: 11:03 - 02 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

An interesting career choice... If you could successfully market the 'dad-bod' (as the youngsters call it), you could be on to a winner. I think you need advice from a lady in this respect however...
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PostPosted: 14:21 - 02 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diggs wrote:
I think you need advice from a lady in this respect however...

I think hellkat's the designated forum madam Smile
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PostPosted: 21:48 - 02 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you selling yourself to men, women or not bothered either way?
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PostPosted: 06:00 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy-X wrote:
Are you selling yourself to men, women or not bothered either way?


Sounds more:

'First come, first serve'.

Deal to me.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 07:34 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Re: Gigolo Reply with quote

Skudd wrote:
How much can a Gigolo earn? Bikes going in for a new clutch, being a bloody BMW


is this the gs? how many miles has that clutch got on it (i'm assuming it's the original)?

i watched my mate replace one on a police bike - it was never ending
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PostPosted: 10:32 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpiritMr89 wrote:
Easy-X wrote:
Are you selling yourself to men, women or not bothered either way?


Sounds more:

'First come, first serve'.

Deal to me.


In practice it's usually "first served, first come" Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 10:36 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Traditionally, if you come, you go.
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PostPosted: 10:56 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

If you're happy to specialise, maybe consider the balloon fetishist market? Worked for Catherine Ryan -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YstBl9xzz34
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PostPosted: 10:58 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thread begging for a Mr. Miyagi line Smile

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If come from inside you, always right one.


First out of the hat from Google Shocked
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PostPosted: 22:30 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
Traditionally, if you come, you go.


Unless its the 40 minute come twice service in which if you can come again, then you can go. If you can't come twice by forty mins, you are gone anyway, bye bye darlingk Laughing

Fucking hell, not thought about that for YEARS, haha
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PostPosted: 22:42 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah the days when I had to open and manage a dozen Adultwork accounts because there was some problem with the phone.

Can't do that nowadays, I bet Laughing

Happily it didn't last long, somehow the phone got fixed so most of 'em abandoned their accounts on AW, cos "it had a bad reputation" back then (go figure!)

I was working all the hours god sent to keep that crazy shebang running, for no good end. Fucking madness (literally, LOL) But I loved it, every crazy minute of it (being robbed was a bit scary, to be fair).

Pfft, can't believe it was that long ago now Shocked Nearly twenty fuckin years ago when I got myself into that little bout of hilarity.

Cripes Shocked
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PostPosted: 23:08 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was wondering when you would get involved Hellcat Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:11 - 06 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

They dragged me into it. Kicking and screaming, m'lud. Laughing

Have you fixed your bike yet, Skuddoodles?
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PostPosted: 17:44 - 07 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

virus wrote:
I was wondering when you would get involved Hellcat Laughing


Hellcat is our mum, she's aye got an eye on her weans. (Unpaid Mod.)
To help and advise.

Hellcat for Admin. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 07 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

You wait until she turns up at your house with the snarley and you realise you don't have any imperial tools.to fix it.

Fortunately ste was around and he took one for the team. They were up at his house for a couple of hours....
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 07 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobby the Bastard wrote:
You wait until she turns up at your house with the snarley and you realise you don't have any imperial tools.to fix it.

Fortunately ste was around and he took one for the team. They were up at his house for a couple of hours....


Was she stuck in the drier?

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