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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 18:21 - 07 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
They muttered something about braces, steamed hams and a potato when they came back.

Oh, and apparently one of them needed to wipe afterwards.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 22:04 - 07 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
You wait until she turns up at your house with the snarley and you realise you don't have any imperial tools.to fix it.

I've got a few Imperial tools now. Embarassed

I dunno which ones (apart from the allen keys, I have a snazzy box set with Imperial on one side and metric on the other), but I'm pretty sure I got some Imperial spanners or something from Hoffy's dad. Cool Thumbs Up
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 22:07 - 07 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Skudd!
We're all waffling along waiting for you to update us:
Have you pegged enough Bears to afford to get your bike fixed, yet?
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MCN
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PostPosted: 22:34 - 07 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
You wait until she turns up at your house with the snarley and you realise you don't have any imperial tools.to fix it.

I've got a few Imperial tools now. Embarassed

I dunno which ones (apart from the allen keys, I have a snazzy box set with Imperial on one side and metric on the other), but I'm pretty sure I got some Imperial spanners or something from Hoffy's dad. Cool Thumbs Up


Hellcat: BCF Domi-metrics. Cool
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Nobby the Bastard
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 08 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
For full disclosure I should say I did invite her. It was my fuck up about the tools. As was explained to me in the extended cbt session afterwards......
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Keithy
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PostPosted: 10:16 - 09 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Nobby the Bastard wrote:
As was explained to me in the extended cbt session afterwards......

I’m guessing that wasn’t a licence refresher!

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PostPosted: 11:57 - 09 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
I dunno which ones (apart from the allen keys, I have a snazzy box set with Imperial on one side and metric on the other)


I think they're called bi-hexuals in progressive circles Wink
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 10:25 - 11 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
Skudd!
We're all waffling along waiting for you to update us:
Have you pegged enough Bears to afford to get your bike fixed, yet?


Some of us have to do shift work and fix taps, washing machines and chase rats for the daughter.

Regarding bike being fixed, they said 10 days so I said I'd give them two weeks given the postal issues.

Regarding those who said do it yourself. I probably could, I've done other bike clutches, but I'm time poor and even for the proper guys its an 8 hour job, so for me a 24 hour job, so that's 3 days or three weeks.

As for the selling my body, I tried, but they all laughed, all except the medical student who wanted me to follow him into the basement.

Hopefully get the bike back by Friday.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 16:44 - 13 Jan 2023    Post subject: Re: Gigolo Reply with quote
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:
Skudd wrote:
How much can a Gigolo earn? Bikes going in for a new clutch, being a bloody BMW


is this the gs? how many miles has that clutch got on it (i'm assuming it's the original)?

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Skudd
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PostPosted: 22:47 - 13 Jan 2023    Post subject: Re: Gigolo Reply with quote
trevor saxe-coburg-gotha wrote:

is this the gs? how many miles has that clutch got on it (i'm assuming it's the original)?
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It is the GS Adventure, It's done about 56k miles. but loads have been city commute and about 47 sets of lights, maybe more. Not very good on the old clutch and me trying to do a burn out on an old tyre before it was changed, GS bikes don't like to do burn outs.
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trevor saxe-coburg-gotha
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 14 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
Laughing
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SpiritMr89
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PostPosted: 05:26 - 27 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
virus wrote:
I was wondering when you would get involved Hellcat Laughing


Feck me, now that is a name av not seen in a while.
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virus
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PostPosted: 09:58 - 27 Jan 2023    Post subject: Reply with quote
SpiritMr89 wrote:
virus wrote:
I was wondering when you would get involved Hellcat Laughing


Feck me, now that is a name av not seen in a while.


I lurk more than post these days. Still got your welding cert? Wink
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